This was the first trip for the the HedoPlanet group. It was also a special week as Hedobabe and I were spending our honeymoon with the group. Only in Hedo baby. It was a great week where we met some awesome people. People that we chatted with over several months were even nicer in person and we became great friends. Plus we met so many people that heard about our group and joined our little bunch for our week of fun. Here is a little summary of our week and our daily activities.
Hedobabe and I flew out of Houston on Air Jamaica. We have heard some horror stories about Air Jamaica but we had no problems at all and the flight was great. Another couple did have problems with proper citizenship paperwork though, as they are now very strict with no exceptions.
The bus ride was the norm. Stop for the customary Red Stripe at the drivers kick back bar. But the ride was smooth and the scenery was nice.
Checked in with no problems. Got assigned a great room on the nude side that was about a 100 yards from the disco. We had no problems with the bass or music at night. Probably because of the amount of alcohol that was consumed during the day.
Here's how a typical day went for us.
10:15am Wake up and realize that we only have 15 minutes to make it to breakfast. Consume several glasses of water as I know that only rum will enter my mouth the rest of the day.
11:15-1:00pm Hit the nude beach and venture out to the float and take a nap or swap lies and past Hedo stories with new and old friends. Oh yeah fill your 64 oz mug with Pina Colada from the machine and add Coconut Rum to it. Great for a mid day buzz. Puts everything into a Jamaica perspective. Watch out for the gravity of the sand as it constantly makes you not want to move and just soak up the sun.
1:00pm-2:00pm Either try to make it back to the lunch buffet or do as we did. Get Robert to grill a lobster that you bought for $5 and eat it with those great fries and his spicy ketchup.
2:00pm-4:00pm Return to the float or jump into the nude pool and continue to swap lies and past Hedo stories with more new friends.
4:00-5ish Nude volleyball. You gotta play this with a afternoon drunk going on. I played with some great guys and the competition was great. Plus we had some sexy ladies acting as a buffer for us to keep the ball from landing in the water.
5ish-7:00pm-Okay I cheated most days. I would make it back to the room to take a short nap. I tried to hang but those late nights caught up with us.
7:00pm-8ish - Getting ready for whatever theme night it is and also start drinking to find the buzz that the nap caused you to lose.
8:30-midnight Meet the group for dinner. Head to the piano bar to listen to Dave insult and kid others in his special way. Plus Cindy can really sing. She sang some awesome songs for everyone and gave us a special song for our honeymoon present. Next head to the disco and try not to trip over your feet. If your really special, Jenny would drag your drunk ass on the floor and do a special dance (bump and grind) that will leave you begging for more. Makes you want to head to a cold shower real quick. The slide came in real handy. Speaking of the slide. The HedoPlanet male judges gave their French score keeping a honest try. The ladies would come down nude and we would score them on style and distance. The lowest score was a 8. However when guys came down they were only given a 3 at most.
Midnight-4ish Head to the nude side hottub and Delroys bar. Once there you will see a little of everything or your friends swear that its been the wildest time all week but we just missed it.
Highlights
Definitely take the nude sunset cruise. Its a blast.
Parasailing is a must. Great rush plus awesome scenery from 500 feet up.
Party girl for the trip- Salsa, this girl was nonstop every time we saw her. Her, "It's hot in here" became the slogan for our trip and we weren't talking about the heat.
We met some awesome people on this trip. Hot 1212, Monty, Salsa, Pole Queen, Capecpl, Ace, tx24fun1,MsDD, to name just a few. I am sure that we left off someone off but not intentionally. Hedo is the most relaxing care free vacation that we have ever taken. Yet it is also the wildest vacation that we have ever taken. Its what you want it to be. We can't wait until next year as HedoPlanet will be at Hedo II again. Look fur us as our group is about respect and fun. You cant have one without the other.
Irie,
HedoPlanet.com