September 5-13, 2000
Sorry our trip report was a little late in coming.
We came back to Hurricane Gordon and had a sailboat to weather through.
How
can we explain stepping into a fantasy so surreal? You would not understand unless you have been there before.
This wont be a day to day expose.
Most of our memories we will keep in our thoughts and hearts.
If I dont I know that all of you have black mail on me, LOL!!
Hedo
II is the ultimate Adult Camp!! We heard stories, saw pictures, along with so
much laughter. Thanks to Marky,
Robin, Dave, and Katie. John and
I went as Hedo Virgins; silently hoping our expectations werent too high.
Already extremely happy and forever in love, what more could there be?
Oh lord did we find out!! LOL!!
If
you let the magic of Hedo II immerse your soul, and let the wonderful people
you meet, into your life, it will forever change you. There can be of no other place on earth that lets you
celebrate the whole you, anywhere else on earth like Hedo II.
The
bus ride from Hell was a great way to see part of the real Jamaica, and we are
both glad we did. We saw the
children in their uniforms leaving school for home.
The little shacks where they live and sell their local goods.
It is a beautifully lush country that no one should miss seeing at
least once.
When
we first left our room in bathing suits (definitely virgins), we didnt know
which way to go. Thank god for
Godfrey our pool mon. He walked
us right down to the nude pool and hot tub.
As everyone turned around, we immediately began to strip and headed
straight for the bar. Hedo
Virgins sometimes need a little liquid encouragement.
From then on through the night there were much PDA. We look at at each
other and knew we were home away from home.
Life is good mon.
John
and I want to thank so many of you that spent so much of your time with us.
Steve and Jeanne, we have never laughed sooo much!! Jeanne was our
group trooper with a broken foot less than 24 hours before the trip.
No one deserves to whine after being with these two for a week.
Her husband Steve powered Jeannes wheel chair.
I wont mention the name of who got Jeanne and I concubine lobsters
that are not in season. Thank you
Steve, they were sinfully delicious. Dave
and Katie, thank you for getting our group together.
John and I were able to recognize and meet new friends immediately from
sharing the e-mails, pics and late night instant chats.
Thank you also for sharing your baby oil dock game.
It was sooo much fun. We
had a practice run with Page, Michael, Jane, Bruce, Terri, and Michael.
I believe our practice version was a little different as I recall,
LOL!!! Picture the sex police
coming out at night in a kayak trying to kick us all off the dock.
Along with all of our husbands calling him a perv. Too, Too funny!!
Marky and Robin, thank you for the head start with pics and stories.
Marky, you had John and I so excited that the wait was horrific.
So we practiced Toga and PJ night at home, which was a fun little
diversion. Boy, we will
definitely change our outfits next year.
Speaking of PJ night, Annelise, youre just as much of a man as your
husband Darrel. For all of you
that were there, youll understand. Hysterical
costumes you two!! Darrel and
Annelise were the ultimate Hedo Buck Sluts.
You put us all to shame. If
there were Hedo Bucks for Gonga, John would have significant stock in Hedo II,
LOL!! Michael and Page, our wild
child. Ill have a blue dolphin
of my own shortly. Thank you both
for some of the funniest and crazy times.
Lets just say our horizon will be forever broadened.
Bruce and Jane were the earth kids of the group.
The two of you always went with the flow.
I know that was probably scary more then once.
Lenny, my personal shrink, you and Jackie are the cutest.
We hope to see you both back there next year. Lenny, I liked the braids on you big time.
I wish I could have seen you go back to the office in them.
To our Brit David!! We
miss you mon. You fit in with
everyone and hopefully youll be back with us next year.
Although you might want to look in to spring break.
David came to Hedo for a Bender (Binge to the rest of us), and Bender
he did. After all, If you defused
bombs in Ireland, Id want to go on a Bender too!
Stay safe our friend. Alan
and Brenda, you really got straight 10s honest.
We are redoing the rating cards for next year.
You were great sports for our sick and happy group.
Hopefully you will be planning the next trip around the same time.
Donna, our new and crazy friend. After
missing your return flight to the states for 3 days, we were all baffled by
your final disappearance. We love
you and keep in touch. A special
thanks to Augusta our beach mon. He
took care of us like royalty the whole trip.
Although Steve seemed to be on his shit list most of the time.
All in fun, Augusta was quite a character. I wonder if his grandchild will ever be named. Jacinda,
ChokoBunny, and Benita, I'll be part of your pool fishing fluffing group any
day. That was tooo much fun.
The Catamaran cruise to the Pickled Parrot was killer.
The two bedrooms up front seemed to be full most of the time, LOL. As I
recall, our group was enjoying some PDA time.
Island time is great mon. There were so many others that we met either
on the way in or out that also made our stay so memorable.
We break into laughter with all of the memories you have shared with
us.
Jane
and Bruce beat Tim Air back to Montego Bay and met us there for the flight
home. They told us they were
bumped to first class of NW, so I whined and we were bumped to first class
also. Only, we were in row 1
drinking champagne, and they were in the first row in coach.
What was with that you two!! After
our second drink, we didnt feel as guilty, LOL!!
It was hard flying home to Tampa, but I made sure John got a few more
peaks and pics on the flight. Lord
has this trip changed our lives. All
I might add for the better. We
never thought it could get any better, and it just keeps on coming.
John
and I can now say that we are not Hedo Virgins any more.
We will keep in touch with our new friends and hope to see them all
back in September. Oh and yes the
Jerk chicken is to die for. And if you have any complaints about the ride, the water, the
this, the that, then you didnt have as much fun as the two of us.
The fun more then outweighed any complaints so get over it. To our
group, pics will be coming soon mon.
See
you next year,