(STFU) John & Diane  

Bio:  It's beginning to look a lot like Hedo

Ev'rywhere you go;

Take a look at the bedroom floor, slutwear is strewn galore.

Do you really think our bags can hold some more?

It's beginning to look a lot like Hedo,

Trolls on ev'ry board,

We've heard it all before, but they seem to ask once more,

"Where's the place that one could score a whore?"

A set of bouncing boobs and a pistol that shoots

Is the wish of Patty and Bill;

Babes that will talk and will go for a walk

Is the hope of Wally and Will;

And those EC's can hardly

Wait for us to leave again.

It's beginning to look a lot like Hedo

Ev'rywhere you go;

A Vinny's in the hot tub, he could be sportin' a chub,

We've seen it all before, there's no hubbub.

It's beginning to look a lot like Hedo;

The tree frogs soon will sing,

But the prettiest sight to see is the twinkle that will be

On your own room door.

It's beginning to look a lot like Hedo;

Soon the chats will start

And the thing that will make them fun is the laughter that you bring

From right within your heart.