John & Diane
Bio: Beige Acres (an homage to Green Acres)
Beige Acres found a place for me.
Farm livin' was the life for me.
Sand! spreadin' out so far and wide.
Where's Manhattan? All I see is a mountainside!
No! Arizona's where I'd rather stay.
I'd get allergic smelling hay.
Just an adobe with a cacti view.
Dah-ling I love you but I live for one hundred two.
The HEAT!
The sheets ;)
Stale air!
Who cares!
You are my man.
Good bye New York land.
Arizona we are there!!