Larry and Wendy

12/14/99 to 12/18/99

 

We have always wanted to go somewhere tropical for a vacation but we couldn’t decide where to go.  We searched the internet looking for places that seemed very different from your ordinary vacation.  We wanted somewhere we could feel like kids again and do what ever we wanted, when we wanted and how we wanted.  We had seen Hedo II on the Playboy channel.  Larry was all for going and I was a little weary about being naked in front a bunch of people we didn’t know.  We had almost decided against going to Hedo until we ran across Denny’s wonderful websight.  One Saturday we sat down in front of the computer and read trip report after trip report and that is when we decided to go.

We then emailed a couple people that had already booked.

Mike & Karen was the first to respond to our e-mail.  After talking to them for months it made it seem like life long friends. 

We booked through Go Classy Tours (they did a great job) originally booking a room on the prude side.  It wasn’t until closer to time that we decided to upgrade to ocean view au naturel.

Thanks to reading trip reports that let us know how long the walk was from the Prude to the Nude side.  We are very glad we stayed on the Nude side.

 

In preparation for our trip we ordered Chris Santilli’s book “The Naked Truth about Hedonism II”  This is really a great book to get you ready for the trip physically and mentally and gave us a lot to look forward to.  I read the book I know of at least three times, it was great.  Shortly after booking we registered with Denny’s WWW group and began getting e-mail from a lot of wonderful people.  It was hell waiting for the day to finally come that we would go to our new found home.  The WWWers helped pass the time with chats and e-mails.

 

The day finally came and we were so excited that we couldn’t sleep the night before.  We awoke at 3:00 and left for the airport at 4:30.  We flew a Delta commuter flight from Charlotte to Atlanta and then boarded Air Jamaica.   Other than an hour delay in Atlanta the flight was uneventful.  I would really recommend anyone flying Air Jamaica they really did a wonderful job.  The party starts once you board the plane.  We had a great breakfast of scrambled eggs, sausage, French toast, coffee, tea, etc.

 

We arrived in Mobay around 12:45 p.m..  It was great to hear the Jamaica singers welcoming you as you stepped off the plane.  Customs and immigration was really quick considering there were 218 passengers on our flight.  We proceeded to the Super Clubs desk and told them we were flying Tim Air.  We hopped into a cab and went for a short drive to the other end of the airport.   We had registered on the websight about a month before our trip and thanks to Jamaica Jim Jordon they had our reservations and we got our discount.  Five minutes later we were in the air. Our pilot Robert was great.  The water was so beautiful from the plane and Robert took us by the nude beach at Hedo so we could video and take pictures from the air.  The flight was only 15 mins.  As soon as we arrived we filled out our paper work and our keys were ready.  Wow that was so fast.   We were assigned room 2224.  Great view of the nude volleyball court and beach but yet well away from the hot tub and disco to be quite enough when we did decide to sleep.  While at the front desk we met up with Leonard and Wendi, a couple we had met over e-mail.  They had sent us a picture so we recognized them right away.  We went to our room, threw our bags onto the bed and off we went to the dining room to get some lunch.

 

After lunch we wandered down to the nude beach, clothed of course.  When we got there we definitely saw where the party was.

We recongnized everyone by the pictures on Denny’s Winter Trip Album.  Everyone kept asking us “you just got here right?”  How could they tell, oh yeah.... the clothes!  There we met up with Mike and Karen,  Charlie and Jenny, Denny and Diane, Tony and Stacey, J.J. and Debra, Boomer and Stephanie and other great WWWers.  We went up to our room via the nude pool and that was a big mistake we were yelled at for having our clothes on.  To prove that I wasn’t just some old prude I flashed my tits to a couple of guys that was harassing us.  When we got to our room we took off our clothes took a deep breath and went back down to the nude pool.  This was great we had never felt so comfortable before anywhere.  We could definitely get use to this.  No problem Mon’!   We grabbed ourselves a drink and then went over to get branded with the WWW tattoo.  Denny did a great job applying my tattoo to my butt, (thanks Denny) and Diane did a great job “doing” Larry! (Diane, he thoroughly enjoyed it)

 

After lounging in the sun and exploring the nude beach, hot tub, bar, grill and playing nude volleyball, in which I got smacked in the face by the ball in the first ten minutes (thanks for that spike, Charlie), we had to go up to get ready to go to Pastafari’s.  We had discussed making reservations with all our new found friends for the first night we arrived.  Pastafari’s was wonderful.  I had some kind of spicy shrimp with linguine and maranara sauce and Larry had the spagetti.  After dinner we went to go get ready for P. J. night.  I had chosen a bra and panty shiny outfit and Larry found a thong that somewhat matched.  Before the party we visited Charlie and Jenny’s room to try out their swing they had installed.  The disco was really loud P. J. night and we danced to just a few songs and then found ourselves wanting to just go to the hot tub.  Just as we were about  to leave, Marc AKA The Sizzler told us that they were about to announce the winners of the P. J. party.  We were excited to see most of the WWWers take the prizes but were really ready just to get out of there and take off those hot clothes and get into the hot tub. 

 

Once in the hot tub the sex police were in full force.  Some guests were playing a game with them.  One guest would go to the bath room and turn off the light to the hot tub and then security would turn it on again.  They finally just gave up and gave us our way.

There was some sex by the pool and hot tub on several occasions, but hey it’s  Hedonism II   “Be wicked for a week”  No big deal!

Off to bed around 2:00 am after a long day of travel.

 

The next morning we woke around 8:30 am and off to breakfast where we met up with Mike and Karen and Jenny and Charlie.  Breakfast was wonderful.  I liked the scrambled eggs as most people didn’t and Larry liked the waffles.  I would have to say breakfast was our favorite meal while there.

 

This was the day of the WWWers private nude cruise.  We boarded the catamaran around 2:30 and off to the pickled parrot where we snorkeled into the caves which was very scary because the tide was so strong that it almost slammed you against the rocks.  I swung off the rope swing while Larry videoed from the catamaran after he returned back to the boat. The cruise was great but the swim to the pickled parrot was a little much.  Whew! we were so out of breath by the time we got to the shore that we could barely climb the ladder.  I guess we need to get into shape a little better.  While on the cruise the WWWers had a drawing for door prizes which we won a WWW T-shirt. 

 

After returning from the cruise we walked over to Sandals.  They were people laying out in the sun reading.  (Boring, glad we did not stay there....) No one was talking to anyone and no one spoke to us walking down the beach. 

 

Wednesday night was very boring.  Leonard and Wendi, Larry and I went to the main dining room to eat and there wasn’t hardly anyone there.  This was the night of the dreadful art auction.  No one was buying those stupid paintings.  I mean there were a few paintings there that were worth looking at but they cost more than the trip itself cost.  I hope that the art auction is a thing of the past on our next trip.  After dinner we wandered over to the pool table where we played a game of pool and then went to explore the gardens and bird aviary.  Wandering around the bird aviary at night is very spooky.  Leonard and Larry was making the sounds of Friday the 13th and Wendi and I were scared, we were trying to run out of the aviary when we ran up on a staff member watching us.  That scared the shit out of us.  I guess he thought maybe he was going to see a little action because he was just standing there watching us.  With nothing to do we found out Wed. night was Casino night, so we decided to walk up to the main dining room and have a look.  The house band was playing and Casino night didn’t get started on time so we left.  We then met up with Mike and Karen, Jenny and Charlie, Tony and Stacey and J.J. and Debra.  We all went to Charlie and Jenny’s room to play games. 

 

Thursday we were going to try to dive.  Before the trip we got colds and didn’t know if we would be able to dive.  After breakfast we decided to skip diving and just go snorkeling with Leonard and Wendi.  Snorkeling was absolutely beautiful.  The fish life and reef was very abundant.  We were really impressed with the snorkeling.  After snorkeling we went into to town to shop. 

The four of us rented a bus and off we went into to town.  Bobby Jones was our bus driver/tour guide and we recommend asking for him when going into town.  He took us to Jamaican style, to the little strip mall and to the market where we were hassled by the locals peddling there goods.  The market can get really nerve racking.  You feel like one person is pulling you one way and another pulling you the other.  It is understandible though, they are just trying to make a living.

 

Back at the hotel we ate lunch and caught the tail end of the toga tying demonstration.   After the toga tying demonstration it was off to see Mike and Karen re-marry.  Hedo does a wonderful job with weddings.  The cake and champagne was delicious at the reception.

 

Togas were really simple for us since I sewed them a couple of months ahead of time.  Toga night was okay, the activities were really slow getting started.  After the toga party it was off to the hot tub as usual.

 

Friday was our last full day at Hedo.  We really hated leaving.  We were really anxious to get a dive in since we had lugged all our dive equipment with us.  We went on the 11:30 dive to 65 feet.  The dive boat was really crowed this day.  It was hard to get situated with everyones dive gear.  Once on the bottom the reef was really beautiful.  We shot some video and took lots of pictures, both turned out great!  After the dive we spent the day on the beach collecting shells and floating on the rafts.

 

Friday night was the beach party and circus night.  Circus night was really entertaining and we were amazed at the guy who fit inside a very small box.  The beach party and bonfire were great also.  We didn’t participate in any of the activities since we were so tired and dreading the trip home the next day.  Off to the hot tub as usual.

 

Saturday was the dreaded day.  Our flight didn’t leave until 5:10 pm and we had decided to take the bus home with Leonard and Wendi.  We left around 2:00 for an uneventful flight home.

 

Hedonism II is all we expected and more.  We can’t say this enough, The  wonderful “People” is what makes Hedo what it is.

The staff at Hedo........ Delroy, Scumba, David, Marc “The Sizzler”, Marie, Robert and so many more were absolutely great!  

 

Special thanks to Denny for his websight.  Without it we would have been totally lost. The WWWers are very wonderful people even though we may have not met all of you.  And thanks to Chris Santilli for her very informative book “The Naked Truth About Hedonism II”  We are really looking forward to the second version.  

 

To our newfound friends Leonard and Wendi, Mike and Karen, Charlie and Jenny, Tony and Stacey and J.J. and Deborah thanks for the great times together.  We will really miss you guys and we hope to meet again!

 

Irie,

Larry and Wendy