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Well its pretty depressing being back home after
our week in paradise with the WWW group. We met some wonderful people and we
will look forward to seeing them again as soon as possible.
We arrived at MoBay airport on the 13th of Dec. at about 2:30 pm and went to the
Super Clubs desk . The very polite man welcomed us to Jamaica and said the bus
would be there shortly but we responded by telling him we want to fly
please.....about 20 minutes later we touched down in Negril...YAHOOOO
My wife Jodi and I wasted no time getting a cab to bring us down the street and
through the gates of Hedo..at last honey were back home ...we couldnt believe
it, but of course we soon realized we were more anxious to get to our room and
unpack than the nice folks at the front desk were to get us there ...then i
realized yup we are now on jamaican time...a big difference from a New York
minute.
well after we did finally get settled in our room we got changed and headed out
the door for something to eat and yes drink when we got to the dining area we
noticed those auction paintings upon closer inspection we noticed they are not
real paintings but prints ...hello you want how much?
With something in our stomachs we made the journey to the hottub, as we settled
in we noticed a game of dirty dice going on in the tub with a few couples, In
case you don't know what i'm talking about dirty dice is a game you play with a
special pair of dice.one of the die has a command on it such as
lick,tease,blow,kiss,etc. the other has a place on it telling where like
toes,breast,nipples,and even a question mark for whatever. My wife and i were
enjoying watching the game and trying to match up faces with the pictures in our
memory that we saw on the WWW web site . Anyway it was funny watching these
couples have fun with there dice game while a few single guys were swarming over
to watch close up and personal the outcome of the game ...as I said before the
game was couples so I don't know what ever prompted this one single guy to ask
steve hey whens my turn...but steve just replied when you get a girl. my wife
and I chuckled as he backed off a bit.
Jodi and I met up with Denny and Dianne that night and we mentioned we were
supposed to meet up with Boomer and Steph for dinner but unfortunately we did
not meet up with them until the next evening in the hottub. We got aquainted
with Steve and Lana (aka.stan and jan..or barbie and ken) these two are
wonderful people and we look forward to seeing them at Hedo on our next trip,
they made us feel like we known them for years (its funny how this little place
in jamaica will do that to people).
In case I didnt get a chance to set right down with all of you and be my nutty
self I apoligize. For those of you who got a chance to see how nutty I can get I
apoligize. Jodi and I got to meet some great folks and would like to take this
opportunity to thank them for making our trip the best one yet...thank you Denny
and Dianne for all the work you put into this website and trip for the WWW group
it makes the trip better when you can meet people online before you go...thank
you Boomer and Steph we got a kick out of chatting it up online and at Hedo
(SORRY ABOUT THAT GUY FROM THE GRAND DILDO)...thanks to Steve and Lana you two
are great people and went out of your way to make us feel welcomed (no Lana im
not a comedian for HBO)..a special thanks to Joe and Lisa you two know you made
our last few days at Hedo extra special and thanks for staying up so late with
us on our last night there.....we would have liked to have spent more time
goofing around with the Sizzler and maybe we will on our next trip...
he thinks im crazy but thats true with most anyone who met me (my wife, bless
her heart she has to put up with my antics all year round).
Before I finish I would like to pass on some nudity ettiquette for some first
timers at Hedo. 1.when going to the bathroom check your rear before you leave
for a toilet seat hickey they look pretty funny when you standing nude at the
bar. 2.also (my wife actually spotted this poor guy walking nude by the pool)
check your crack for toilet paper remnants for crying out loud when my wife
pointed this poor bastard out to me I fell of my chair laughing and in tears and
when i asked others if they would tell this guy he had a passenger they said no
way not me .but they all agreed if it was them they would want someone to tell
them as soon as possible sure but you wont go up and tell this poor guy.
Well I must say thank you Hedo for making every trip better than the last when
we think it possibly couldnt get any better it does .
max. respect
Jim and Jodi