Bubba & Monique- December, 2010 Wet, Wild, and Wicked ®
Sorry for the delay in getting this trip report sent in so late. It took a week to recover and suddenly Christmas and New Years were upon us. Anyway, this is our story.....Monique and I were SCARED SHITLESS about going to our first ever nude place. We are not Ken and Barbie like most of the people their and we needed a serious boost of confidence.
I had heard they refer to Hedo as Home. I found that funny and strange. When we finished the two hour bus trip from the airport I looked at Monique and said, "I guess we are home." (note: on the bus trip to the resort a nice couple waved and we waved back. The female then flashed her perfect breast and I told Mo to flash them back. She said, "No way, I'm not flashing my breast to strangers!!!") I told you we were scared shitless about getting naked.
The check-in was so better than I expected. Everyone was dressed and very professional. The staff always spoke to me using my name...i.e. Mr. B or James. (Bubba) We were told our room number and handed a key within minutes. The resort is very beautiful. We started walking down toward the nude beach side to find our room. It was in the last building before we hit the nude pool and hot tube. We went into our room and I rushed to open the blinds looking out onto the beach. For a moment I could not believe what I was seeing. I scream, "Oh my god...Monique.....you have got to see this.....they are all completely naked....I mean.....completely fucking naked." (by the way, we are newbies, first timers, virgins, in case you have not figured that out) Monique went into complete shutdown....babbling about not wanting to show her tits to a stranger going down the highway or something. It was 4:30pm. That will be important later in this report. I knew I had to do something quick. I grabbed her, shook her..."get ah-old of yourself...when in Rome....let's get NAKED!" So we did.
We rounded the corner of the last building...butt naked...and started walking past the pools toward the bar. I saw two chairs by the beach and we claimed them. We went to the bar and I ordered four beers and a double rum and coke. I asked Mo what she wanted. JK. Mo was terrified. We could not believe we were naked in front of all these naked people. We did not know a single person. I wanted to fix that so I started watching the crowd. I saw a beautiful woman with her husband at the bar. More than three minutes had now passed and I was out of beer so I headed up that way to get another and to talk to the beautiful woman. I had a plan......
I told the beautiful woman about our situation and how freaked out Monique was. She looked over at our chairs, saw Mo, and went straight to her. I was standing at the bar with her husband waiting on my six pack of beer and a double shot of ever-clear. Two naked dudes, strangers, having a beer. Hadn't done that before. Soon I saw Mo and the beautiful woman laughing and having a blast. We headed down to the beach with our stash of cold ones to see how she was doing. Twenty-eight minutes had passed and we were both having a blast and meeting new friends. ( I never did get that beautiful woman's name but I secretly had a huge crush on her and I felt she had a crush on me!) Mo says that was the liquor.
Hedonism II - How do you describe the place. This is the best I can do......
Hedonism has two orgasms each day. Just like in real life some are mind blowing and some are mild. Most days they happen around the same time. This is how it happens.... Your day will start with a nice breakfast between 10:00am and 11:00am. That is because breakfast closes at 11:00am and you really don't want to get up early for something that is still going on at 10:57am. This time should be spent drinking healthy stuff. We went with tomato juice waved over vodka with splash of Tabasco. This is the start of orgasm number 1. On your second bloody mary your head will start to clear nicely and you should take this opportunity to move to the beach and secure a chair near the pool or ocean. I would advise using the shadows of the palms as a form of sun screen. At this point you want to shift to a more grain based diet. I prefer red stripe. The music will start to fill your head and the beer will make you fearless. I'd suggest you use this time to mingle and make friends. Naked people seem to make great friends and they are really easy to talk to.
The day will wear on, your buzz will grow, and your hands on your spouse will be a little more confident, your kisses a little more passionate. This is when you move to the hot tub (heated pool). It is now 4:30pm. There is not a sober person in your field of vision and everyone is naked. The water is so warm and the air is just perfect...with a slight hint of "jamaican gold" waffling through the thermals. Love is in the air....the 60's are back...kissing, touching and flirting. Holy shit...have I died and gone to Bubba heaven? No! Can't be...Roly just sent me to get more beer for the circle. In heaven I would not have to get beer would I?
BAM!!! First orgasm of the day. Happens most days between 4:30pm and 6:30pm. You will understand if you go. You must go. Don't die without going to Hedo.
Just like in real life you must recover. Use the time now to rest, clean up...get ready. Around 8:00pm head out to dinner. Make sure you have your lady dressed to kill....follow the theme night and you will be rewarded. I'd zip by the bar on your way to the table to get a cocktail. I prefer rum but whatever. This is the start of Big O number two. At dinner you will be entertained...and it can be incredible. Just watch. After dinner I'd go to the piano bar. That will keep you busy as the O builds. New best friends will be made and memories that will never fade.
Around 11:00ish head to the disco if it is rocking. If is is rocking you will know. Around midnight move to the heated pool. (everyone calls it the hot tub but it is a big freaking heated pool.) Sometime between midnight and 2:30am big O number two will happen. You will be in your room kissing your beautiful partner and she will say, "Thank you so much for taking me to Hedonism! I love it!"
In Hedo we found our soul....we discovered who we really are...what is important is life. I don't say that lightly. Hedo will change you for the better. You will leave nicer, more generous, and have a better understanding of what friends really are! We can't wait to see our new friends again and we can't wait to see them again, and again, and again. Bubba and Monique p.s. I can't wait to go home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!