Dave & Donna - December, 2009 Wet, Wild, and Wicked ®

Dave & Donna   dmfhaddix@live.com Dec4--9, 2009
 
I won't give the travel details.We've all seen our share of chaotic airports. Several of us WWW were on the same plane. Once we landed in MoBay....everythings irie!!!! Slow getting out of town.They are working on the highway again to try and relieve bad traffic jams each day. Got to see some new sights by taking different road for a while. Same crew from the plane ....Carol & Ardian, LaLa & Cam, Charlie & Us. Made the usual Red Stripe stop. Then just a short drive HOME!!!! Check-in was a snap and with-in 5 minutes of stepping off the bus, we were on our way to our room. Everything was a beautiful as past visits. As soon as we got in our room, it was time to strip and hit the beach. Just enough time to have a few drinks and enjoy the sunset.
  We were terrible sand slugs this trip. Hubby burned, so we had to sit in the shade for a couple days. I spent alot of time floating on a raft!
The Jerk Chicken from the nude grill was wonderful!! Always is!!
Food in the dining room and resturants were great. The staff were very nice. Roots Explosion were great as usual. They had a steel drum band play one night. Young Adults from 18-25. WOW they were great!!! can't remember their name. EC's were great at night. They had less ECs working the beach during the day. Hats off to Energy, Sunshine & Crystal Lee. Naked twister was hilarious!!!
  All the theme night were fun, as they always are. It's just that much fun to dress up in slut wear!!!! Alot of funny guy outfits this year!!!
But the best was Guys Mini-skirt night. underwear is of course frowned upon!!. I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. After dinner we went to the
Piano Bar.(if you have never gone, you are REALLY missing out) It was a blast!!! It was Kareoke night. First one up to sign set the place on it's ass. Matthew got up, in his fethcing pink micro-mini skirt and long black wig, and sang"I am Woman" The whole place was going crazy!!!!! Matt's lovely Wife, Rochelle, snapped us right back with AC/DC!!!!! You go Girl!!!!! I got up to sing, Ardi & Cam helped me express my tune with lots of skirt flipping, mooning,and other comical jestures. Do you know how hard it is to sing with 2 clowns cavorting around you??? Wow what great pictures!!!  I know Carol enjoyed her self. even though dog tired, I watched her doze for a while in the noisy piano bar. A smile never left her face!!! We had SO much fun with Carol,Ardi,Charlie,Cam, Lala ,Walter & May ,Matt & Rochelle.You couldn't ask for nicer people. As well as meeting new people, it was wonderful to see friends from past trips too. Bill & Patti....Big hugs to you!!
My only complaints???
1.The music at the nude pool SUCKS!!! We are in Jamaica...we would like to hear some Reggea now & then.....not all this techno stuff. Why not hook up a cd player and let people bring discs if they want?
2. Please hose down the floor of the bar in the dining room. It smells like old,hot beer and is awful smell when you are trying to eat. Kinda smells like peuk.
3. they just got patio tables/umbrellas & chairs a few months ago. The
legs on the tables have already been broken down. We saw one guy put the table & unbrella in the water each day for his own little group. He had to shove the table down in the sand and weight it with a large rock.
I know he paid just like everyone else, but I feel this is huge lack of respect. I don't think it's right to damage others property because you spent money and feel you can do what you want.
The Good?
The grounds are just a stunning as ever. Agustus and Devon are the best!! Paulette is such a sweetheart. Having a great TA like Denny P!!Still the best place to go!!!!!!!
 
Dave & Donna