Jerry & Edie - December, 2005 Wet, Wild, and Wicked

Hi everyone!!! This year I vowed that I would make the time to do a trip report. We made it back to reality.....bummer. But we are already in the process of booking our trip to Hedo III that we bought at the Magical Mystery Bash. We arrived at Hedo on Thursday Dec. 1st. We had a connection in Miami and we ran into the Infamous Partymon (Steve) and his charming wife Nancy. We also met up with Kevin and Trish and we all boarded our short flight in good spirits. We all raced to get through immigrations and customs. Jerry snuck over to the bar and bought a couple of Red Stripes and we boarded the party bus...we were all ready to hit the check-in running!!!!!! You know I can't believe none of us even got naked on the bus. Of course the large showing of local gendarmes along the road might have made us think twice. We breezed through check-in and even snagged some lunch in the main dining room. We soon headed for the nude pool to see all our friends that were lucky enough to arrive before us. We immediately spied Keith and Ursula. Yea...when I saw them I KNEW we were home. Ursula I would like to tell you it was great hanging out with you guys. We watched our friends arrive all day Friday and Saturday, then all of a sudden the pool was full, as was the beach!!!! Most everyone had arrived and soon we all migrated to the hot tub for the first night kick off of WWWW2005!!! OK, OK I will say this about the resort....we always had hot water, no problem with the room this year except for the ants in the bed (No not those kind AUNTS) But we found out they were crawling out of the flowers that the housekeeper decorated our bed with. Food was so-so but I didn't starve...as a matter of fact I gained 6 pounds... Over all this trip was one of the best. I want to wish Ian and Angela congratulations on their nuptials. It was wonderful watching you guys. May you be as happy together 50 years from now as you were on your wedding day!!!!!!!!!!!!! The welcome party was great on Sunday. Kudos to you Denny...you had a dream and 311 came...hmmmm that's not exactly what I meant to say... Once the weekend was over, every night was a theme night. Monday was patriotic night but the blazing glory was the Magical Mystery Bash!!!! I think special thanks should go to Steve, Nancy, Jim, and Nissa for their creation of such a wonderful charity event. A lot of people worked very hard to help make sure that the bash went well. Colleen sold those beautiful WWW bags that she created. And I saw Dave slaving away selling the calendars. And Georgette urging everyone to buy some of the lovely lingerie, clothing, and other miscellaneous goodies that were donated.. I have a special thanks for John and Renee who got Hedo III to donate the four night stay that we were fortunate enough to win in the auction. I know there were so many others that worked hard at the benefit and I haven't mentioned you. But from my heart I would like to acknowledge everyone of you that spent some of your playtime working for the benefit of the children. Of course my favorite night is Tuesday night. First you start with naughty school girl night. My vote went to Nikki as the very naughtiest (in a VERY good way) school girl. We then retired to our room to prepare for PJ NITE!!!!!!!! This year was different as it was held in the main dining room. The staff rushed through it trying to get everyone to the disco. I enjoyed being able to sit (It is hard to stand in those six inch heels being bounced and jostled about in the overcrowded disco for two hours) and I think this may have been the first year that I wasn't groped. LOL (I know some of you will disagree with my assessment of PJ night, but this is my story) Jerry and I again did bondage and won a bottle of rum. AND THEN we had HedoBob's birthday party put on by the bubbly and effervesant Hiedi. Cherbunny in charge of making sure the cake got made...And what a cake it was. Again I hope you had a very happy birthday!!!! Cher did you have anymore hassles getting on the plane in your Hedo shirt? Thanks again to Rick and CherBunny for the great Harley shirt. I had the pleasure of rising early one morning and sitting on the beach sipping coffee and chatting while watching the day start with Sabrina. Thank you Richard and Jackie for the cute ducks. I rescued ours from the pool drain and they are now keeping my "bondage duck" company....OK, they are being held hostage but I AM still negotiating for their release... I was having a VERY good time hanging at the cool tub (Darn those sunsets...the drink) and missed the gift exchanged...Hmmmm...I started noticing that the pool was a lot quieter...Oh well, I really liked my gift anyway and wanted to keep it...snicker...snicker I would like to say it was wonderful and hanging out with Jim and Leesa. We are so glad that you invited us to dinner. It was wonderful that you came back to visit all of us!!!! A big hug to Patty for just being you...and you too Rupe. I am sorry that we never got to spend much time with you Bernie and Elaine. It was great chatting with Jake and Hazel. Boy Jake, you really know your movie trivia! And Janie I am going to go shopping at your new site...The pareos that you brought were absolutely gorgeous!!! And a hug to you Jim. We missed those in the group that couldn't make it this year including TexJohn and Nancy, Bruce and DJ, TWayne and Thea, Chuck and Lynn, and everyone else. And of course to those of you that made this trip memorable. Why is it you can't seem to remember that moment until after the trip report is turned in?

Edie and Jerry