Summer WWW 2004 Trip Report
Richard & Jackey
Day 1 Travel Day
We began our journey 4 hours earlier than normal!
Took the truck (not the corvette), train (yeppers, Amtrak) 1 hour late as usual, then switched to a coach (Amtrak Bus) hour late, as usual, VanNuyes Fly-away (shuttle bus) only 45 minutes late, as usual, to LAX (plane) Jam Air ( holy cow, oh-my-goodness its ON TIME) to Jamaica (with only enough time to get a Pepsi and RUN to the plane (now that only took 18 hours give or take a few minutes).
Day 2
Arrived in great spirits at Montego Bay and took the Hedo II shuttle bus at 6:55AM (Richard was looking for a Red Stripe by then). Room not ready, but with promises of a room by noon, we scampered off to the blue water. Buttered up with sun-block SPF 60, then hit the ocean for a float, a morning dirty banana, more sunscreen, ocean again, shade tree, nap, nude pool bar, visit with friends, pool bar, Roberts cheeseburger in Paradise, pool, biacciball (SP), hoop toss, bottle of rum, Hedo-buck$, back in the pool. Richard went to get his daily massage and a nap at the Spa. I remembered to check on our room, (wow clean fresh painted room, loved the new showers) (hate the TV) got into the room by 3:00PM, scampered back to pool, Jerk Chicken around 4:00PM, nude pool with beach-ball toss, worked up a thirst that required Red Stripe refills. Sprinted during a moment of rain, over to the Intimate Hot Tub for 300, where we soaked, relaxed, and chatted with new and old friends then returned to the room to DRESS for dinner. It gets a little foggy, must be a Blonde Senior moment. NBHs
Day 3
Up at the crack of dawn, we scampered to the ocean, wrapped in our towels, then buttered up and soaked up some sun, floated in the ocean, napped under tree, tossed leaves at Augustus, got scolded more than once, then meandered to nude pool for water aerobics right after breakfast. Richard relaxed by the nude pool and took a nap under the Breadfruit tree, up came a blustery wind that promptly dropped a large fruit on his buttocks (thank GAWD he rolled over!). His highlight of the morning, he got a kiss to make it feel better and after another Red Stripe, resumed napping until his daily massage. Midge and I, whored for Hedo-Buck$ and another bottle of rum during this brief respite in the afternoon. Body painting, rock painting, name-bead stringing (no points) instigating games and writing naughties on the ping pong balls was the afternoon fun. Had some really creative folks helping us, no one suffered from premature articulation, thanks to Jeff, Tim, Bob, Patty, and Sue thanks everyone. Rained a little later that afternoon, so we fished Richards [ping-pong] balls out of the drain and went to play BINGO in the Hot Tub. Oh-69 loved the beads. We soaked, relaxed, and chatted with new and old friends then returned to the room to DRESS for dinner.
Day 4
Got up a little later than usual, showered, dressed for breakfast, wandered slowly to the great dining hall. Tanked up on delicious coffee, and breakfast treats as we visited with friends, planned the day. Itinery was to nap, swim, nap, swim, massage, nap, swim, boating, snorkeling then go to bed at a sensible time for a change. Then someone yelled Body Shots at the nude pool during the afternoon and it was all overNBH all around, the partys on folks! Interesting thing, an engineer (who shall remain nameless) for GM was amazed at the bruise on my right breast. I managed to pinch myself, (just before leaving for the trip), in the door/window (OUCH) of the Corvette, he decided to take this interesting information back to GM, to see if they can improve the design, perhaps a safety feature card, WARNING: Ladies, please tuck your boobs before closing vehicle door?
Afternoon rain, hot-tub, jerk chickengets a bit hazy here, but recall doing a delicious dinner and dressing up Richard as a sweet and tasty Raisin-vine for the costume [PJ] party. He won another bottle of Rum I am thinking our luggage is going to get heavy on the way home. We laid down for a little nap before going back to Hot Tub, woke up the next morning.
Day 5 or 6 or 7
Cant remember which one I put away my watch and let the days run free.
Gift exchange was interesting as always, laughed so hard my sides hurt. Ate lunch, took a nap, too hot for toga but did it anyway. I swear, this next WWW winter is going to be a sheet, only a sheet and nothing but a sheet, so help me GAWD.
Lets see, oh goodnessShiver my timbers I forgot the Pirate Party. Who has the pirate flag? Will it reappear at the next meeting of the WWW Salty Dogs and Wenches? The tale to be told by the next WWW motley crew.
I vaguely remember mixing up patriotic night with Mardi Gras night with Bare as you Dare night, but I do recall missing the repeaters party, oops, classic faux pas. I promise we wont miss the next one!
Went on an excursion to Margaritaville, Ricks and Times Square, then the next night, dinner at Xtabe, (yum yum), delicious dinner off campus but missed the lobster at Hedo.
Midge went down the water slide, brave soul, but slept through the disco/costume party. Did the wet T-shirt contest and she won, yet another bottle of rum, for second place. :::applause:::
Fun was had by all!
Then. When you least expect it, out of the water. comes.Oh No, the Eviction Notice.
Final Day
Awoke way too early but the suitcases were out of the room by 9:00AM, upgraded flight to First Class (need sleep) waited until Richard had his last massage, then out of room by 12:00PM and into nude pool until departure time was it 2:00PM or 3:00PM? Hedo shuttle to JAM and :::poof::: 18 hours later, shuttle, coach, train, and finally by car, we were home.
Thanks to one and all for making this trip another fun summer event for us, see yall in December 2004.
With Love and Respect