Brian & Kellie - September 2004 Wet, Wild, and Wicked

Desire Trip Report – Sep 18 2004 – Sep 22 2004

This was our first trip to Desire, and we didn't have as much time as we'd usually like for a resort vacation. We hoped that wouldn't be a mistake (it was), but went with an open mind, eager to experience a new place. We've been to Hedo II several times, but didn't want to just compare Hedo to Desire – we felt Desire had to stand on its own to get our repeat business. In short, they did! (read on...). While some Hedo-to-Desire comparisons can't be avoided for someone who's been to both, we're going to try to simply focus on the Desire experience and save just a few comparisons for the end...

We had a non-stop flight from Los Angeles to Cancun, so no hassles or worries about flights. Everything went smooth, getting through immigration and customs was a breeze (though a little confusing to find the right place), then we exited customs into the mayhem of vendors hawking vacations, time-shares, etc. We'd read on earlier trip reports to get past them and outside the building to where the shuttles are waiting, but they sure make it hard unless you're prepared to be outright rude. For first timers, beware that they wear what appear to be uniforms (making them look like airport employees) and keep asking for your documents and transit docs. Ignore them and get outside to the shuttles! Mayhem outside too, but we remembered our transportation was provided by Expo and simply kept asking around until we found the right people. Stay cool and everything is okay. Our "shuttle" was a Chevy Suburban which we shared with one other couple who just arrived (part of the Bubbly Bares group), so at least it wasn't crowded and we didn't have to wait to leave.

The drive to Desire was uneventful, though dull. Long, straight highway with little to see, then a long straight road with too many speed bumps to get to the coast and the resort. Not bad, but not very interesting either. Still, it was only 25 minutes and we were deposited at the lobby – champagne waiting and all (Pic01, Pic02. Pic03, Pic04). Check-in was a breeze, though we had to wait 30 minutes or so for our room. No problem. We changed into something more suitable for the resort, left our bags, and wandered around the grounds to check out the pool (very nice, great setup, Pic12) and Jacuzzi (excellent, except the climb up, Pic13, Pic14, Pic15, Pic16, Pic21), see the beach and grounds (Pic05, Pic06, Pic08), and grab a burger at the pool grill (Pic23). Back to the lobby to get our room key and we're off to our "ocean view" room. Here's one of our few "problems." The "ocean view" room turned out to be in the Jacuzzi building with the Jacuzzi directly above it (remember, the Jacuzzi is on the roof) and the pumps and heaters directly below it. Noisy. Well, at least the view is good, right? Nope. No sign of ocean whatsoever. Between other buildings and trees, we could barely see the pool, let alone the ocean. Back to the front desk... We reminded them that we paid for an ocean view room and were told that the room we were in was classified as an ocean view room because of it's location and elevation (2nd floor). We told them to please come by and show us any hint of ocean from our room, even from the balcony, and we'd accept it. That's when we were introduced to Mario...

Mario was very apologetic (even noting the room was noisy) and promised us an ocean view room – if we could wait a day. Frankly, we were very aware of the storm damage they had incurred and the difficulties they must have been having shuffling all the guests around, so we accepted it if he'd at least move us to a quieter room for the first night. Mario did so (very nice garden view on the other end of the resort, Pic09), arranged for luggage to be moved, personally escorted us there to make sure everything was in order, and again assured us that we would have an ocean view room the next day (Pic10 ). The room was very nice, clean, and a decent location. No problem. (The next day we were moved to a great oceanfront room on the second floor as requested. Perfect! Pic11 )

Unpack, strip, and we're off to the pool! Now, rather than give a chronological account of our stay (which could get pretty dull once we got a routine worked out), we'll just give the basics, plus our impressions of various aspects of the experience at the resort (in no particular order).

First off, we must acknowledge that there was a fair amount of storm damage (from Ivan) which the staff and management were diligently working to clean up (Pic07 ). This was in no way a hindrance. While we wondered what the grounds looked like before the storm, it was interesting to watch them transform again during our stay. Remove all the sand, bring in fresh dirt and plants, fix the walls, clean the beach, repair the ocean front rooms, etc. During the weekdays, there were many more non-resort workers around than normal, but they did a good job supervising them and provided what appeared to be adequate security so we were never uncomfortable or concerned.

Overall, the staff were very attentive. We found it interesting that all the service personnel (waiters, bartenders, busboys, etc.) were male, though it certainly wasn't a problem. Nobody was ever staring or leering, or in any way made the women in our group anything less than comfortable (that we were aware of). The entertainment staff were excellent (J.J., Maria, and Jana being the primary ones during our stay) and did a good job getting to know people, involving people in games, etc. We liked that during the pool games they tried to involve everyone around, though they probably need a few more games in order to reduce repetitiveness... Arturo was a great bartender (Pic25) and always remembered our drink preferences, while Leonardo did fantastic job keeping the area cleaned up and our coffee cups full after lunch. Of course, Silvina was attentive and engaging throughout our stay (Pic26). Just watch out for the native residents (Pic27), haha!

As with other resorts, we found that if you engaged the staff early on, they responded positively and paid more attention to you later. They seemed to really appreciate the interaction. While the majority of the staff spoke very good English, they seemed to appreciate guests who attempted to communicate in Spanish (or spanglish – High School Spanish classes never quite come back fully). We liked this and found the staff at Desire didn't mind guests trying to understand Spanish, while some staff in Jamaica seem to be annoyed at guests trying to understand Patois (their special dialect or jargon). No biggie, but we found ourselves much more comfortable picking up terms and expressions at Desire.

We found that we really liked the "couples only" policy at Desire, which seemed strange since we were never bothered by singles at Hedo II. While we can't quite put or fingers on it, the couples only aspect changed the group dynamics a bit and seemed to make people more comfortable. Regardless of what it was, we liked it and certainly consider it a plus.

We also liked the fact that the resort was generally "clothing optional" as opposed to segmenting it up into nude and so-called prude sides. While there were some limitations (e.g., dress code in the dining areas, topless only in the lobby pool, etc.), they didn't segment the group at all. It seemed that most everyone there was taking advantage of the clothing optional environment, and those that weren't completely comfortable disrobing weren't discouraged from hanging out at the pool or participating in social activities – and that was fine. No big deal either way, though we liked that the majority of guests indulged in nudity...

At first, we figured that some of the facilities that were seemingly targeted at sexual activity (e.g., beds by the Jacuzzi (Pic18, Pic19), the play room in the disco, etc.) would be increasing sexual activity (and indeed, they probably did), but we came to mostly appreciate them for the fact that sexual activities weren't as much "in your face" if you just wanted to be at the Jacuzzi or disco without participating. That is, on the one hand it definitely increased contact and opportunities for people who wanted to participate, but on the other, it kept things comfortable for those who didn't. Best of both worlds – very nice.

Meals in general were very good. While not 5-star or anything, there was always fresh food and a variety to choose from. We enjoyed fresh omelets or other egg dishes every morning (and waffles, yum) as well as fresh fruit and coffee. We were surprised that the main dining room (El Arrecife, Pic24) was closed for lunch, but there was very good food provided at the open air Mexican restaurant (Cielito Lindo, Pic22) right next to the pool, and something good could always be found at the pool grill (Coconut Grill, Pic23) – cheeseburgers, steak sandwiches, club sandwiches, etc. Dinner at El Arrecife was good and included fresh cooked items in addition to pre-prepared food in warming bins and such. While we didn't get to try Cielito LIndo for dinner, we did try the international restaurant, Il Piacere, and enjoyed it very much. Relieved that long pants were not required for the guys after all (though we still dressed up – him in nice shorts and dressier shirt than would be called for at El Arrecife). Overall, the deserts were good too! Unlike Hedo II, there was no entertainment during dinner – which at times was missed, but other times was a nice (you don't always want the noise and activity). Overall, since we were well entertained throughout the day, we decided this was nice.

We didn't get a chance to survey many of the rooms, so we cannot comment on anything other than the "standard" rooms that we had. That said, we really like our room. Neat and clean, though sparsely decorated (and that was fine). There was adequate drawer space (we didn't bring that much anyway) and plenty of closet space. Keeping in mind that this wasn't a 5-star hotel and that we spent most of our time outside of the room, it served it's purpose well. Nice big doors opening onto the balcony overlooking the ocean (Pic11), curtains did a great job of blocking out light, air conditioning worked flawlessly, TV was okay (can't comment on the channels or selection of porn since we never watched it!), plenty of bottled water available, etc. The bed was on a concrete pedestal and very firm – which we liked (though some might find it too firm). The bathroom was okay (could have been a little larger), but the showers are indeed a problem with regards to spray (no shower doors or curtain and it's built into a corner). We did find a reasonable solution, however. They give you oversized towels (very nice), so we simply took one and hung it across the opening to the shower, keeping it in place by weighting the ends with bottles of water (makeshift shower curtain). It kept most of the spray in the shower and only resulted in one sopping-wet towel. No problem. Still, they should find a better solution.

Security seemed adequate overall (never intrusive), though having army troops pass on the beach occasionally was a bit weird. Also, we liked that there weren't really any "sex police" as long as you weren't doing anything too over-the-top. Unlike some resorts we've visited where "sexual activity" (including kissing, fondling, etc.) was discouraged, we never felt that at Desire.

In our travels we've found that the guests really make the atmosphere and the party. If you are at a resort when the wrong mix of people is there, you won't enjoy yourself as much as if you go when the mix of guests are more aligned with your desires and activities. While we've found we can make the best of most situations (being fairly gregarious ourselves), we highly recommend researching what groups of people are planning to stay at the resort during the dates you are considering. If you're not comfortable with "lifestyles" people, open sex, etc., you probably don't want to go during a lifestyles take-over. Similarly, if you're not into bondage and leather, it's probably good to know if some fetish group will be there. On the other hand, if you know in advance that a group you are interested in will be there (e.g., DennyP's Wet, Wild & Wicked group, the Bubbly Bares, Lifestyles, regional groups, or whatever), so much the better. Personally, we find the Wet, Wild and Wicked group (WWW) to be a great mix of people from all walks of life who make for a great party – couldn't recommend them more... Bottom line, do the research to find out who's going to be there, sign-up for and review DennyP's attendee list, etc., and you're probably going to be happier than if you just show up blind (though that can be fun too!).

Finally, some quick thoughts on Hedo II versus Desire... Even though it's longer, we preferred the drive to Hedo (more interesting scenery and we enjoy stopping for Red Stripe in the middle!). We liked the food at Desire better than Hedo (especially the deserts). Overall, we liked the staff at Desire better, but we have no real complaints at Hedo either -- just a slight edge to Desire. Rooms at Desire were definitely better (even with the shower problems). Sand gravity was not as strong at Desire – though we're not sure if that's a good or bad thing. Not sure if it had anything to do with the recent storm, but the bugs were much worse at Desire – bring bug spray. The beach at Desire was great (beautiful sand and layout), but the protected cove at Hedo II was better for socializing in the water, rafts, etc. Finally, the Jacuzzi temperature at Desire was perfect – all the time. We've never been to a resort that figured out the temperature and kept it there, but Desire did. Never too hot, never too cool. Hopefully they don't change that! Oh, and we liked the new Jacuzzi shower (Pic20).

Overall, when asked whether we prefer Hedo II or Desire, the answer is "It depends." We really enjoyed both and will go back to both. Perhaps it ends up being more about who has the best deals during the time we can travel. Not sure how we'll work that in the future, but we definitely hope to visit both again in the future!

Brian & Kellie