WWW 2004 October Trip Report
This was our second trip with the WWW group, our first being in May of this year.
A special THANKS to Denny for everything that he does to make our vacations wonderful. Our hats are off to you, figuring out a way to Party for a living is as the Guiness ads say BRILLIANT.
We departed Boston 10/07 on the 7:25 AJ flight and arrived in Mobay at 10:10, the flight was scheduled to land at 10:35 (The pilot must have had a hot date). The lines were a lot longer this trip, immigration/customs took about 30 min to get through. Our last trip we arrived on a Saturday and it only took 10 min to clear. They must staff up on the heavier travel days. All in all not a bad flight, we would recommend AJ over the US carriers. Why? Real food not peanuts & granola bars, attentive staff, the biggest plus is the ability to check your bags & get your tickets at the resort on your return trip. The bus ride was pretty much what we expected, except the driver stopped twice. We arrived at around 12:30 .Check-in was a breeze and our room was ready. 400 block second floor, overlooking the quad pool. In no time flat we were unpacked and out to take care of the essentials. Made reservations for Munason for Friday, Signed up for a dive, then grabbed some towels then off to the pool.
By now most of the trip has turned into a blur. But we will do our best to hit the highlights.
First off we would like to say ITS the people Stupid. The wonderful people you meet are the key element in making these vacations so special. We were extremely blessed this trip with the number of talented people in our group. Rick and Anthony on the piano were great filling in for Glenford (OH SHIIT),
Renee what can we say, after that rendition of the star spangled banner I expected to here the announcer saying PLAY BALL, what a voice. One of our favorite routines was the nightly visit to the Piano Bar. When we went in May, Jeffery introduced Phyllis to his
version of sex on the beach which he had ready every time he saw us walk in the Bar. This trip was no different a smile, good drink, and good conversation. What more could you ask for in a barkeep or a good friend for that matter.
The Reception on Sunday was exceptional. There were some wonderful pirate costumes. We neglected to get a picture of ourselves in our costumes, so if anyone has one email it over. Curtis you have single handedly corrupted our childhood memories of Peter Pan & Captain Hook. We will never watch that again without thinking of what you did to that hook.
Mondays Erotic gift exchange was a hoot. Great idea Kevin and Lisa, I put you in for a Navy Achievement Medal for that one Kevin. The next time we do need some ground rules, No Butt Plugs (Simon), and Blow up Dolls, Male Appendages that would scare the 50ft woman might get a no vote also. Although Alan swimming in the pool with MEL attached to his Cranium was a sight that will take years of therapy to erase. Reminded me of the movie jaws when the kids attached a fake shark fin to their back. I was really worried that everyone would be afraid to go in the water after seeing that swimming around in the pool. A special thanks to Laura our group Shoe Slut and Jef who had to schlep all 33 pairs to Jamaica for participating in the Guess how many shoes she brought this time POOL. Curtis & I organized this to raise money for the School Children, Kudos to the winners who donated their of the prize. We raised $60.00.
By far the highlight of the trip was the Cameo appearance of AUSTIN POWERS. We have never laughed so much in our entire lives. Steve has found his true alter ego. Jane, we all want to know, does he behave like this in real life? Again we failed to get pictures of this so if anyone has some we will gladly pay for these, it was that funny!
Irish Rebel Mark Returns to Hedo. It seems that he was seen leaving the resort with 2 bottles of champagne on Saturday headed home, only to return Saturday night much to the dismay of Glenford, JoJo, & Destiny. The Piano Bar will never be the same, Rumor has it the are canceling Kareoke at the resort. His story was he took a nap at the airport missed his flight and there wasnt a hotel between Mobay & Ocho that would have him.
Bet they would have given a room to a MARINE!
Our collective memory at this point pretty much has gone to mush on the details so we are resorting to one liners.
- Who the hell is Randy? I thought her name was Becky.
- Mike with no sunburn almost didnt recognize you. (Ref May trip)
- Having our UK contingent Translating English for us.
- Thinking that anyone that was an alter boy is going to need therapy after seeing Alans costume.
- Laura & Jef Not again .Still
- Spoonge Bobs
- Letting others use our room generous, the look on our room attendants face. Priceless.
- There is a first time for everything. (Thanks for the assist Laura)
- The British are cumming. One if by land, Two if by sea, Three if in the Hot tub.
- Seeing the single guy steal our Blow up doll off of the Umbrella she was deep throating and sneak off with her while we were all sitting in the Hot Tub one night. She was never to return (The Slut).
One last note. It is customary at hedo to let others leaving on a later bus use your room. I would advise anyone to evaluate the individuals that you extend this courtesy too. Determine if you think that they have had enough sex , if they havent your room could look like this.
Thanks to everyone that helped make this a great vacation. To our old friends from May It was wonderful seeing everyone again. To our new friends it was great getting to know you. We hope you all stay in touch. If anyone ever makes it, way up here to Maine give us a shout we would love to see you again.
Respect,