WWW Hedo3 Trip Report
May 13-22, 2004
I want to go back! I miss everyone! I miss my eight square meals a day, afternoon naps, woo-woo shots and water volleyball!
OK, enough whining already. Like were the ONLY ones who are ready to go back already. So this is our trip report for our 6th visit to the resort. But its the first time with the WWW group. And let us say, Denny is awesome and so is his group! Its hard to believe we came home and checked out the attendee list and realized we hadnt actually met everyone. We tried. Really. OK, so we never left the nude pool. And we managed very few late nights. Where did we go wrong? Maybe next year
Does anyone really care how the flight and bus ride went? For those that dont, order a purple rain and skip to the next paragraph. For those that do, order a vodka slushie and read on. We flew Northworst both ways and got bumped to first class. On time, no complaints. The bus ride there with 1 beer stop and 2 resort stops took two hours. Again, no complaints, and we had fun people on our bus ride in. (Thanks for the beer, Justin!) Tried to sleep on the bus ride out. Was that worth the read?
So we arrive around 3pm Thursday kinda tired and skipped the toga fest figuring we got another the next week. Made it to the disco but didnt last long, so we made it an early night which was probably one of the few smart things we did!
We woke up rested and rarin to go Friday! Yeah after MONTHS and MONTHS of waiting and planning and shopping and packing we were finally here! Sam entered the wet t-shirt contest Friday afternoon. There were only 6 or 7 contestants, and most of them were a bit shy. But after thoroughly preparing herself with 3 quick rum punches, Sam shamelessly bribed the judges (thats RIGHT, Juanita!) On stage, the girls were playful, and when Sams turn in the games came, she was the happy recipient of a lap dance from one of the judges Sam recommends every girl enter the contest at least once. She also recommends the effectiveness of rum punches!
As an update on our FAVE people from last year Suzette earned a well-deserved promotion to bar supervisor (way to go, Suzette!) and Serena is now sassing the main bar patrons. Antoinette can still be found on the nude side with 2 very capable new additions Ivy and Aneecka (sp?) Anyone remember Anne-Marie and David from the OLD nude days? Well, they have both left Superclubs to join the police force! And, trust us, anyone who can handle the nudie crowd like they could is well-qualified!!
Again, lots of new ECs Romeo is still there (hardest ass you ever slapped!) as is Teddy Bear (although we see he may have left recently), Destiny, Ebony and Sweetness. So sad to see Sly gone new faces include Spike, Flex, and Renee.
The group started showing up in droves the next couple of days, and we enjoyed meeting everyone, even though we were seriously disappointed when the welcome party got moved from the Scotch Bonnet. And the yellow hats were easy to spot!
Were theme-night groupies, and so had much fun dressing up. We highly recommend it the hilarity of some peoples imaginations! Sam brought tons of extra outfits and managed to wear most (but still not all) by changing clothes often. Kevins talents were showcased in a few of the outfits he made Sam. Next time Sam plans to make at least ONE of her own outfitssince Kevins sewing skills were so admired. In fact, he has a long list of orders each surely requiring many hours of personal fittings!
One highlight was helping celebrate Patricks 39th (yeah right) birthday at Pastafaris. They did a great job accommodating an unexpectedly large group of people and the birthday cake (with its pink icing) was a nice touch.
Munasans is our favorite, but we typically enjoy the food served at all the restaurants including the buffet. We love the fish options since we dont enjoy much seafood variety in Indiana, and the jerk chicken and patties are awesome, too! Sam owes a special thanks to the Scotch Bonnet cook, Paul, for hand delivering patties to the nude pool one afternoon so she wouldnt miss the games going on the nude side. (Theres something to be said for hand deliveries they require a proper thank you especially if its coffee!) But the absolute best part of ANY meal is the company! And that was true for us the whole week there
PJ night was well attended, as usual, so the disco was crowded. The bar ran out of champagne, so Sam was at the main bar when they announced the winners. However, she got to keep her bottle of rum despite being absent.
We survived toga night notwithstanding Kevins worry that his made him look gay. As Sam had promised him, not one guy hit on him that night!
Costume night was a riot. Lots of nice outfits the little girl outfit was a favorite! Kevins polar bear outfit was a big hit, and Sam REALLY enjoyed leading him around on his leash (she did NOT want to give it up! Except, of course, to use the ladies room, but Kev was well watched after then)
We followed a typical routine of breakfast, pool, late-morning snack at the nude grill (Kev enjoyed grilled tuna every day,) lunch at the main buffet, more pool time, Scotch Bonnet snack to hold us over to dinner, nap, dinner, dress for theme night, piano bar, disco, and midnight buffet. Oh, and lots of drinking and socializing in between! We really enjoyed volleyball every day, participating in some corny games (both organized and spontaneous) and even the occasional late night out.
We cant forget to mention the ATV/Dunns River Falls excursion. In all our trips to Jamaica, this was the first time we ever left the resort! And we would highly recommend it the ATV ride took us to the highest elevation point in Ocho Rios with a beautiful view of 40 miles of coastline and enough bumps and turns in the road to scare ourselves once or twice. Oh, we also scared a few goats Then the climb up the falls was a real workout, but the river is just unbelievably scenic. You cant imagine the feeling of finally making it to the top in one piece just to watch Bonnies shoe go over the edge on its way back down the falls!
Some other favorite moments
Nude oil wrestling! Yeah to my teammates Cody and Angie, and boo to the weirdo guy we wrestled Next time, someone we know, please!!!
Meeting all those hedo virgins who didnt even know they were virgins! We hope to see you back!
Catching up with some long lost friends (albeit briefly!) from prior trips!
The saga of the $640 shoeuh, and thats Canadian!
Kevins discovery upon returning to the room and seeing a very red Mr. Happy oh no, Im sunburned!!! to his second discovery oh never mind, its just lipstick
Some lipstick for Lou
Dancing naked on the disco bar. Better even than just dancing on the bar! OK, so Sam will probably end up on the Internet somewhere, but hey! Its vacation! Thanks to her dance partners, too!
Late night nude water slide! Not something we did often, but is truly a must-do! Especially after working up a sweat on the dance floor.
Blowing brain cells out the nosewho started that conversation??
Sam was SO excited to get her temporary tattoo as so many were (Debbie!) - it would have been AWESOME if it had worked. Bummer that it was so light it couldnt be seen. Could possibly be due to owner error, but darnit, we DID stay out of the pool for 45 minutes! And we even rubbed Vaseline all over each other for extra protection!
And, finally, sending off new found friends with a moon one of our favorite hedo traditions! Thank you Donna for your very special send off!
To finish off, we have to send a shout out to all our peeps (oh yeah, were hip) we met SO MANY awesome people and in the interest of protecting any future political ambitions, well refrain from mentioning names. But we maintain that YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. And if you dont, feel free to send a self-addressed stamped envel oh, just email us. Well let you know who you are and if youre on our list! We miss you!
ODE TO HEDO
You can make new friends or re-acquaint with old,
Hedonsim 3 is where you can be shy or bold.
Flirt with strangers who wont think youre a jerk,
Leave with memories that keep you smiling at work.
Sing out loud without hitting a note,
Eat jerk chicken, patties, and curried goat.
Dance in a cage, on a bar or with a pole,
Dance like theres no tomorrow thats your goal.
Smoke, drink, enjoy your play,
Wear your birthday suit all day.
Chat with people about the size of their parts,
The water slide (nude) is off the charts.
Jamaica is beautiful - the people, song and sun,
Whatever you want, its no problem, mon.
Hedonism 3 holds a special place in our hearts!
Yes, ladies, hes a poet, too!
XOXOXO
Kevin and Sam