Hi all my WWW friends,
This is our trip report from our second trip to Hedo and our first (of many) WWW trips.
Sat July 10th
We arrived at O'Hare field for our 6:35AM flight on Air Jamaica. Checked in at the Air Jamaica counter (which was staffed by United personnel) hmmmm! We went to the gate and it was a United gate with an Air Jamaica sign, with a Pan Am plane at the gate, double HMMMMMMMMM! Oh well, let's go!!! Had a great flight on AJ, United, PanAM to Mobay. A short wait at imigration and zipped through customs. Checked in at Hedo desk and were whisked off in a cab to TimAir. After all the Red Stripe I conned the flight attendants out of, I really needed the two more from TimAir (right Dy?) We had a nice flight to Negril even though it was pretty windy. I bet the pilot $10 US he couldn't grease it in on landing. Was one of the best landings I have seen!!! He got his ten bucks and had a huge smile on his face after I complimented him and told him I had flown for 23 years. I didn't realize how windy it was in Negril until we got off, almost got blown away. We grabbed the closest cab and off to Hedo, figuring the five dollars was cheap and better than standing around as GUM WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WAITING AT THE DESK WITH DRINKS!!!! HMMMMMM, where's gum? Oh well, checked in but couldn't get the room til 3 PM. We walked past Hedohenry on arrival and we didn't know each other, maybe next year HH. Ran into Denny and Diane and they were kind enough to let us dump our stuff in their room. Off to Delroy's!!!! Maximum respect Delroy! Not the first time, or the second time, not even the third time, but EVERY time--LOL. We ran into Conrad and Lisa at the nude pool where she was asking about the guy from Elmhurst. Seems she grew up in Lombard, about 5 miles away from here. I went to check on the room and as I was walking throught the dining area, I heard RO!!--Duane and Rhonda found me. I wonder how they knew me--hehe. Then RO!! again, wow, I didn't know I was that popular--LOL We got our room in H Block as requested and unpacked. Well Beth unpacked her stuff, I left it in the carry-on. We don't need no stinkin clothes!! Met a bunch of people at the pool and they told me Gum and Bette were on the catamaran cruise, so I got a Red Stripe and went to greet it. Greg and Kathy spotted me first and almost fell over laughing as I was tapping my foot waiting for Gum--hehe. I think he was a little embarrassed--LOL. Gum, that is. We had dinner with a large group of WWW ers, you all know who you are--hehe. Then back to the pool and hot tub.
Sun July 11th
Up early and went to the gym before breakfast. Still trying to get in shape. Back to the pool and beach and Delroy's. I made my appointment for a few massages I was supposed to give, but some people never showed up, HMMMMM, wonder who that was? Gum and Bette took us to Marguerittaville and we tried to drink them dry. No success! Some great pics of Gum holding all the ladies tops on the beach, seemed to be the hit of the place. A nice pic by the sign saying "Sex on the Beach" or was that No Sex on the Beach? My thinking gets a little cloudy about here. Back to Hedo with all our friends on the bus. Dinner again and a show, then hot tub, disco and -------------.
Mon July 12th
Same routine, breakfast, Delroy's for a beer with tomato juice(the original bloody mary), beach before it rains. Then off for lunch time spin, today is Wet T contest--Yahoo!!!! I don't remember much about lunch, but the Wet T contest was great!!! Must have been about 20-24 contestants, all Great!! I won't mention who as I forget someone unintentionally and don't mean to! Fudgie, you were a riot!!!!!!! OOPS I have some great pics of that, so if you were in it and want one of YOURSELF, email me and I will send it off. Went back to Delroy's,and----well by now if you are still reading this, you know the routine.
Tues July 13th
Skipped workout today, hard to do with a hangover-LOL. Went to pool and the same all over. Thanks for the cold water Shakka--hehe. Tom and Barb and Jeff and Kim and Beth and I went to Pastafari for dinner tonight. An enjoyable meal with good friends! As we were leaving, I was chastised. Seems I missed the Battle of the Sexes and they were looking for certain piercings. Sorry! Off to get ready for PJ Party. Really some great outfits this time!! A little of everything, although I still think my bondage frog should have won something--LOL And SOMEONE left before claiming his prize. Hmmmm, wonder who that was? And no, the AC doesn't work any better in the disco than before. Time to follow the leader to the hot tub--hehe. When we got back to the room, the dreaded eviction notice was under our door, along with someone else's! At 5 in the morning or was it 6, the desk called looking for the other people. Sheesh, we don't have to get our flight til 5 PM, leave us alone! BTW, seems a couple of people got pierced today, who could have done that?
Wed July 14th
This is our last day. Hard to have to pack(not me, I never unpacked)-LOL The eviction notice said we had to be out by 10 or 11, can't remember. As we were going to Jeff and Kim's room to drop our bags, the maid told us we didn't have to go til 2 or 3. Oh well, we are ready anyway. Thanks Jeff and Kim, it was really appreciated!!! Down to the nude pool for a last drink or two and to say goodbye to all our WWW friends. We had a hard time leaving, as saying goodbye turned out to be pretty long--hehe. TimAir was looking for us since 1:30 for our 3 O'clock flight. Tough luck guys. I got to fly right seat in the Cessna 182 going back to MoBay. A sign in front of me said "Flight Instruction Manual Inside". I told the pilot that was pretty cool, we could read how to fly the plane on the way. The other lady in the back turned ashen and grabbed her husband's arm--LOL.. The pilot and I got a kick out of that!! Got to MoBay in time to wait for the AJ, UNITED, PanAm plane again. Thanks Tom and Barb for getting us in the First Class lounge, it made waiting MUCH more bearable!!!! The four of us flew back together to O'Hare and while we had a short 10 minute trip home, they had a LONG drive. We are getting together for a pig roast of Hedophiles this weekend.
Four nights and five days is too short for a trip to Hedo. Next year Mark will have to have his birthday around the WWW trip--LOL Thanks to all the REALLY GREAT people we met in the chat room and at Hedo, you were ALL great!!!! We will be back!!!!!!!!!!! I tried not to mention names as my memory is somewhat foggy and don't want to forget anyone. Please don't be offended that you weren't mentioned. Til next year's WWW trip, or Nov 26th to Dec 4th, or end of Feb if you can make them,
Maximum respect, Irie Bob and Beth
P.S. Beth will write her own version of this to set the record straight--LOL