Greg W (Biffs Bunch) - April, 2010
This was our annual trip with Biffs Bunch to Hedo 2 We go
every year in April.
And as usual we meet up with old and make new friends. It is a
week of
relaxing on the beach with much laughter and fun. This year was
no execption
there were a few less people due to the economy.
Since it was the 20th
Anniversary there were special events laid on for the trip. The
usual hijinks
and jokes were played. And the blow up toys and floats that we
have come to
expect at Hedo. With ladies riding the 6 foot blow up dick
the beech toys and
decorations. Breakfast on the beach was nice but since there
were no eggs ,
the trek was made to the dinning room to have one of Charlies
omelets ( worth
the wait plus you get his serenading as he cooks ) The
food has over the
years has improved and this year was no different. Our
rooms in H block were
ready at check in, and the air conditioning worked. The
towel issue we solved
by bringing our own. If you didn't get down to the beach
early you were
screwed for the day. The weather was great no rain for the
10 days we were
there. The cruise was fun and relaxing and as always it
was fun to see the
double takes on the faces of the people on the other
boats. Dinner at
Martinios was great with and expanded menu. And as always
the staff was great
It is one of the reasons we keep going back
Some of the weeks highlights was the BurgerKing
making and appearance at
the Nude pool , in the Piano bar during Karaoke, on stage during
the Toga
contest, at Little Black Dress night, breakfast , and at the
Bar. Much thanks
to the King for all the laughs he provided The Biffs Bunch
cabana that a lot
of the ladies used to chill out during the week. Mad Mikes
Tequilia college
The scavenger hunt. the laughs in the Piano bar and
poolside with the games
hosted by Dylan and Larry. Seeing some people who have
been absent for awhile
( Pam, Nickie) and finding out friends who did not make
the trip this year.
One of the favorite things was meeting people and who look like
there going to
be new members next year. And finally what would be the theme
for next years
tour. Since the Bunch will be 21 it promises to be something
outrageous We
cant wait 340 days and counting
The welcome party full of the usual things with members
giving Larry (Larry
& Borah) a hard time about time and days and where the events
were going to
happen. And the Farewell party with awards going to
members who perfumed
above and beyond the usual They will remain nameless
but they know who they
are. And were still laughing.
Now for the not so great times
Hedo decided to do a Men of Steel tour , they showed up
wednesday and from the
first day there were problems. Not only with their behavior and
comments but
with the way they acted. They acted like the guests were there
for them and
that they did not have to follow any of the rules.
What made it worse was
that reporting it to the resort starting with the Secuirity
guards all the way
to the Resort Manager, did nothing to stop it. The majority of
the ladies did
not want to be around them do to the looks and comments
made by them. At one
point I was almost in a fight when I was asking a
question to the security
staff . They left when other guests came up to see what was
going on. On
their way they stoped and threatened Rasta bill , later that
evening they told
Rasta Bill they were going to get him When he went to the
GM about this he
was made to feel that it was nothing important. The only way we
could get any
semblance of security was to do it ourselves. Since the staff
seemed unable or
unwilling to do anything. What was heard was they have 5
minutes, or if their
still their when I come back we will ask them to leave. As
a result most of
the ladies did not feel safe when alone or with the men of Steel
nearby. Also
at the Repeaters party it was announced that we should acomdate
the filming
and their antics. Their was no posting of what was going
on at check in it
was only spread word of mouth. An example is during the
talent show the ECs
were manhandled way beyond what was allowable Talking to the ECs
they were
putting up with it in order to keep their jobs. If you are going
to Hedo 2 in
the future and they are going to be there it would be a good
watch. It seemed
to us that the way they were behaving that a guest will end
being attacked
and only then will they teak action
Now for part 2
The same week on Thursday the show Bad Girls from the Oxygen
channel showed up
to film. They were oringally at Hedo 3 but due to the lack
of people they
moved to Hedo 2. There was no announcements. They just showed
up. to film.
There was no notice of them filming that week From the first day
their they
were PROBLEMS. Their were fights in the Disco every night (more
like brawls)
with furniture and bottles and glasses being thrown One of the
girls stabbing
one of the Men of Steel with a fork 4 times in the head and neck
( with the
crew filing it all) and only after threading to sue were
the cops called. In
the middle of the night they took over the Prude side to
get everyone their
own rooms. Since they needed people for background for the show
they would
barge into areas where guests were and film. Only stoping when
told to , that
no one had signed a release and did not want to be in the
show. One evening
after barging into the Veronicas and filming they asked people
to sign
releases and were turned down they left went to the Disco
where one of the
nightly brawls occurred Again the staff did nothing to
stop or task care of
this problem The feeling was if you wanted to film reserve the
area, be
courteous to the PAYING guests , and we would have been
allright . Since it
want handled that way, the feeling was Superclubs ,
needing the publicity was
going to let them do whatever they wanted. All at the expense of
their
guests. This was the same as when Jerry Springer filmed at
the resort ,
whichw ended up with the show being banned due to problems, it
looks like
Superclubs has forgotten and is heading down that path again. I
can see
lawsuits and loss of people returning due to problems
hopefully they will
wake up before this happens
Between theses two events they spoiled what was a great week I
only hope this
does not happen again
Greg W (Biffs Bunch)