Troy & Dee - June, 2009

The date of the trip was June 24th through July 1st 2009.

Ok let me start with WOW!! We had the best trip ever! We met so many awesome people! I won't even begin to list them, because there are just too many. But you all know who you are. From the running commentaries in the hot tub to ummmm more in the hot tub, you all made our experience a blast. I will try to address all of the concerns we had beforehand, but I am sure I will miss some. If you have a question about anything, feel free to post it and I will try to answer it.
Rooms/Resort
We stepped out of the bus from MoBay to a warm "welcome home." Check in was a breeze, we were brought drinks while waiting on the paperwork to finish up and then given a brief tour as we went to our room. The rooms are relatively plain, but clean and functional. Our maid did a great job cleaning and was always leaving fresh flowers and some sort of towel creation. The AC worked great and the room was always the right temperature for us. The resort is beautiful and well maintained. Augustus does a great job taking care of the beach, although I don't know how since he spends most of the time flirting with the ladies and messing with the guys.
Food
You are not staying at Sandal's (even though the kids think you are) If you want 5 star food go to a 5 star resort. Having said that, the food was good. It was reasonably well seasoned and tasted good. Not great, but good. The Japanese steak house was good, not like we are used to, but again good. Pastafari however was awesome. We ate there 2 nights and both meals were delicious, their red wine is pretty good and we enjoyed both the beef and pasta dishes. I highly recommend at least one night of dining there. Charlie makes the best omelets ever as well as eggs to order. Breakfast was definatley our favorite meal from the dining hall. The coffee is great!! We never left the beach for lunch, so I can only speak to the nude grill. The jerk chicken is very tasy! Dee loved the grilled cheese with tomato everday. We really enjoyed the grill and all the food we tried from there. I truly believe the drinks are watered down during the day, but that is ok because I wouldn't have lasted into the evening if they weren't. The drinks at the piano bar are full strength however, and after just a couple we were feeling no pain.
ECs
I read alot about the ECs before we went that said the energy was low and they weren't organizing anything. Nothing can be further from the truth! We played nude volleyball and naked waterslide everyday. Well except the day we got Brady drunk at the nude bar playing a drinking game. Lucky 7 for the win!! They were awesome people, we sat and talked with them daily and learned alot about the culture. Sunshine and Brady are the best!!! If you aren't having fun, it is your own fault!
Dress
We saw it all, from a cute little sundress to a totally mesh dress and everything in between. Be as risque as you dare if you feel like wearing it, or not as the case may be, do it!! No one will look twice. Well they will, but in a good way! There is nothing you can wear that you won't look good in.
PDP/PDA/PDeverything
Wow, I saw every possible position and act I could think of. The hot tub was rocking every night, but we saw it all during the day and never saw anyone told to stop. We enjoyed the shows put on by all and may or may not have participated in a few ourselves!  It seemed to me that if you wanted to it was totally accepted.
People
This is what Hedo is all about. We met so many awesome friends. There is something about being naked that makes everyone equal. When all of your flaws are out there, you are left with only yourself to rely on. We spent all day talking with people and getting to know them. It was the best vacation ever. We developed friendships that will extend well beyond Hedo. We are already talking about doing real world activities with some of the people we met. Talk to people, have fun with them, get to know them. You will be surprised how awesome everyone that has the guts to go to Hedo and get naked is.
Theme Nights
While we were there the only nights that had even moderate participation were Toga night, Fetish night, and PJ night. PJ night was very well attended while the other 2 were somewhat followed. I didn't notice much participation at all in the other nights.
Piano Bar vs. Disco
The disco is loud, hot and the music isn't very good. The only night I saw more than a handful of people there was PJ night. We went a couple of times and left very quickly. The piano bar is ROCKIN! I talked to one guest who said this was his sixth time and that wa the most fun he has had at the piano bar. Dion does an awesome job getting EVERYONE involved. Our very first night at the resort we were both naked on top of the piano with me going down on her. Followed by us doing a dance I don't want to spoil for everyone else, but those who have been there know what I am talking about! But hey, isn't that why we go there? To do stuff you would never do in the real world. The karaoke nights are a mixed bag, some nights were rockin, another night it got shut down early because not a single person stepped up to sing. (I have no problem being naked, but singing....that is embarassing!)
Summary
Hedo is about the people! If you want gourmet food and 5 star luxury, this is not the place for you. If you want to meet some of the funnest and coolest people ever, this is definately the place for you. Get involved in the activities and talk to people. Get naked as soon as you get to your room and head to the beach/pool, it will only take a few minutes until you are comfortable. By the end of your trip, I promise you will HATE wearing clothes. Participate in the theme nights as much as you can. Your trip will be whatever you want it to be. If you go there with an open mind ready to try anything and willing to participate in all the resort has to offer, you will have the trip of your life! If you go with high expectations and no desire to try anything, I bet you will be disappointed. To all of the people we met, THANK YOU! You made our trip the best experience of our lives. Real life probably will limit us to every other year, but we will be back and look forward to hanging out with you again! Keep in touch and soon come!

Troy & Dee