Bill & Candy - March, 2009

Trip Report—Candy and Bill Hedonism II March 23-28, 2009

 

This was our 6th trip to Hedonism II.  It was a fabulous trip with no complaints mon!

 

Monday, March 23, 2009

 

Our trip started uneventfully.  We flew into Montego Bay via USAirways, with the usual wait through customs.  Our bus to Hedo stopped as usual at the Golden Apple for a restroom/Red Stripe stop.  We didn’t get to Hedo until around 4:00 p.m.  We were pleasantly surprised when we arrived, because we had booked a Prude Oceanview Jacuzzi room and were told that since one of the rooms was undergoing maintenance, we had been upgraded to a nude Oceanview Jacuzzi room.  Hooray!  We found out that our room was Room 2121, which we had stayed in before the conversion to a Jacuzzi room, and we were very happy with that.  The room was great.  Having the option to walk out of either the front door or the back patio to go to the nude side was great. After we checked in and got our bearings, we walked over to the nude pool where we met Karolyn of the French Kiss group from Canada (more on the group later).  We then ate dinner and took it easy for the rest of the evening.

 

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

 

I awoke as a birthday girl, it was my 43rd birthday and I celebrated in style!  We met up with our newfound friends who I will call JC and made reservations for us to eat at Pastafari that evening and also requested a birthday cake.  Needless to say I wore my birthday suit all week long but especially today.  I am still amazed at the wonderful tan you can get on the nude side, I swear the sun rays are more bountiful on the nude side than the prude side.  I noticed at breakfast that there were no more scrambled eggs at the buffet and that I had to get Charlie the Egg Man to make them for me.  No problem with that, as he makes fabulous eggs and omelettes.  We met up again that afternoon with Karolyn from the French Kiss group from Canada.  I have to tell you that this is the most inclusive and friendliest group we have ever encountered at Hedo!  Their friendliness rivals the Southern hospitality you always hear about.  Karolyn was always there at the nude pool chatting with us and having fun.  I don’t know where she got her energy, because her group had already been at Hedo 3 for a few days before they arrived here.  She was great! 

 

After a great day at the nude pool and beach, we came back to our room and had a little fun in our room hot tub before dinner.  We got dressed and met JC at Pastafari for a wonderful dinner.  I had tenderloin and Bill had the grilled lamb.  Both were excellent.  The staff then brought out my birthday cake which was great.  We then went to our respective rooms to get ready for PJ night.  How appropriate for PJ night to happen on my birthday!

 

PJ night:  I decided to dress as a dominatrix and have Bill be my drink slave for the night.  This was a good decision, because we were the only ones dressed for the bondage category, which meant that we won a bottle of rum!  It doesn’t matter if we won by default, we still won, which was still a win for me.  There were some very sexy ladies dressed for the evening, who rightfully won sexiest outfit.  We saw Karolyn at the disco, who said after seeing my real handcuffs on Bill, “You Americans, you are very serious!”  Ha ha!  What a great way to end a birthday evening. 

 

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

 

I want to stress to you how important the guests are to Hedo management nowadays.  We not only spoke with Lorna Clarke, Hedo’s general manager and had lunch with her, but also Sophie (Sophia?), guest relations manager, several times during our trip.  They also phoned us in our room twice to make sure our vacation was everything we wanted it to be.  I have never seen so much attention to customer satisfaction anywhere I have ever traveled.  It was very evident this trip; Lorna was walking around chatting with everyone at all times during the day.  I always told them that we were very satisfied, that we had no problems whatsoever, which was true.  Besides our honeymoon, this was probably the best trip we ever had anywhere.  Hedo is very serious about pleasing their clientele. 

 

Wednesday was an uneventful day where we just went to the nude beach and took it easy.  We did attend the Repeater’s Party, where a very deserving couple who was on their 16th trip won the grand prize of 5 free nights.  We are only on our paltry 6th trip so it will be a while before we win any nights.  But we will have fun adding up the trips!

 

Thursday, March 26, 2009

 

Thursday.  Also known as the day that time forgot.  Because Bill had been drinking all day, it finally caught up with him and he fell asleep at around 7:00 p.m. which means that we missed Toga Night altogether.  But I was a good wife and fed him twice throughout his slumber.  But he was deserving of the slumber for the show I put on last year on my birthday, which I am still trying to forget, which consisted mainly of drinking way too much vodka, and interrupting people at the nude hot tub yelling IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! over and over and over again.  Never again…….

 

Friday, March 27, 2009

 

Sadly, Karolyn and her French Kiss group were leaving today.  I hope to see them all again next year.  We took the morning to go across the street to the gas station near the airport but I still didn’t’ find any beer that I wanted to drink (I fruitlessly looked for Michelob Ultra—now why did I think I could even find that there?).  We then went over to the vendors and bought several things for our friends and relatives at home.  Bill got an extra treat when we purchased some things from one vendor who was so happy that we were his first sale that he gave Bill a “present” which Bill was very thankful for (the only thing I could think of was “Free Gift With Purchase!” ha ha!).  But I spread our purchasing throughout all the vendors so that they would all have sold something that day, instead of purchasing everything at one booth.  I was very happy with my purchases and we went back to Hedo.  Later that afternoon, we walked on the beach by Sandals and took some pictures.  I tell ya, those people staying at Sandals looked like the most bored people on earth!  They needed a little Hedo love!  I actually felt sorry for them as I headed back to Hedo.  I also felt sorry for myself as it was our last day at Hedo, but I knew as we were heading back that this would definitely not be our last trip, so I felt better.

 

That concludes my review of our trip this past March.  Sorry it is so late, but as they say, better late than never!  See you at Hedo next year!

 

Candy and Bill