Maggie - June, 2007

6-24 through 7-3

We arrived on a pleasant Sunday, the only travel problem was that our flight
was delayed an hour. Not a huge deal. We got through everything quite quickly
and our bus left about 20 minutes after our arrival. It was fun sitting in the
SC waiting area and betting one who was going to hedo and who was not. It
didn't work to well as very few went.

The resort was quite empty, contrary to the chocolate hedo group on their way
out. There were a few ppl at the nude pool that we got to know. About 20
total..slim pickings, but those that were there...
awesome folks. Our friends from France arrived a few hours later and it was
nice to have 'built in' company.

Monday morning I about cried at breakfast *cried*. U went up to the omelet
station and there was no Charlie!

We played a few games of Volleyball.. that was fun. We forfeited in the name
of a red stripe. We might have had naked twister that day, not sure..I came in
second, much better than last yr.
That night we at at the Italian restaurant and as usual, it was very nice. I
was wearing a very fancy dress and the wait staff was very accommodating when
I wanted the seafood pasta with white sauce and penne as apposed to red sauce
and noodles. Wasn't going to risk a white dress!

Tues. I was happy to see Charlie and gave him a huge hug. No trip to hedo is
complete until you've had one of his omelets! I was able to convince my
husband to do the cat cruise, which is good. Jammie night was loads of fun, as
usual. I love jammie night. My favorite night!
I was requested to wear my turquoise blue lame chaps (that I got at
wickedtemptations) again this yr and was able to borrow a cowboy hat. I got a
really great turquoise necklace on the cat cruise that completed the outfit.
They were just chaps and a tank top.
I was dragged onto stage for the "men vrs women" thing. I wasn't too hip, but
I really had no choice and ppl were cheering me on. It went ok, on the 4th
part, they dragged a guy, Eric, that I had met on the nude side. I had no idea
what they were going to make him do, so just in case, I volunteered to go up
against him. They turned out the lights for 30 seconds and made us switch
jammies. He was wearing green green low cut briefs with white piping in the
crotch (this IS important to keep in mind) Now, of course I was going to help
him...he's getting into my LAME CHAPS, my prescious chaps! The turned on the
lights and we of course got the obligatory claps...along with some laughs. I
looked down to see what they were laughing about...I put his underwear on
backwards!
They made him put a towel around his waist..this made many ppl unhappy.
we then had to do a cat walk and introduce ourselves in the opposite sex and
something else. I totally tanked...he won hands down in a great voice and
strut. My husband went back to our room to put on his jammie costume. some
black briefs with a zipped up leather crotch panel. very sexy. Everyone liked
it. While he was out smoking we schemed on how to win. He comes back and sees
me looking at our new friend and said to him; "Sure, go ahead and take my
husband to your room and see what you can do"
My husband, not knowing what said got this incredulous look on his face that
was just classic. Off they went back and he was delivered back with some sexy
leather cuffs. Leading him into the disco was very nice.
We of course walked away wit a bottle of rum. Erica, jammie guy, placed 2nd
with the "most virginal" outfit. Where he scored a jammie shirt with
car/firetruck and trains printed on it is beyond me! It was getting hot and
hard to breath in the disco so we escaped to the piano bar until it was time
for the nightly water slide run.
This is where it all went down hill. fast. You may want to hold onto your
crotch for this!

We had gotten from our room to do the slide when we came upon Eric..
That was cool, the more the merrier! He complained that he had already been up
30 times and just was too tired. I was trying to convince him to go up some
more...something about him carrying another woman up..he picked me up,
high..and I wrapped my legs around his waist..all very innocent. And our
jewelry had an all out war. His belly button piercing and my clit piercing.
Mine lost and I screamed bloody murder.
He had no idea what happened and neither did I at first, but upon inspection,
my ring was gone..and there was blood. The dragged me over to a lounge chair
where I demanded 5 immediate shots. Eric felt so so bad, he quickley brought
them to me where I immediately knocked 'em back. sadly, it didn't make much of
a dent. I'd never had so many ppl looking at my naked crotch. This made me
laugh...and laugh hard.
Everyone else was hysterical and couldn't really see. After icing it down, we
all went to bed thinking the worst, that it had ripped in half and and my trip
was ruined. My husband was not thrilled...i was too loopy to even care. I just
wanted to sleep. I think I was in too much shock to really care.

I woke up the next morning and did a quick inspection...it was still
salvageable, however, I didn't have any replacement jewelry. I went down to
the one person I KNEW would have a replacement.

*knock knock*
"Hello?"
"yeah... the piercing is still there and I need for you to put one in...
and it needs to be yours"
*plopping ass on their bed...spreading legs..she inspects* "yup! it looks a
bit bruised.. lets look to see what I have"

*poke poke* *scream scream* It turns out that a scab had formed overnight and
would need to be broken. Her very kind husband went to get some Ice. It helped
a little, but not much. The husbands had to hold me down hard while she forced
it through. Eric felt somewhat relieved that that it was saved, but he still
felt bad. I was stuck in the corner of the pool, sitting on the ledge for the
next two days. FUN! I had easy access to drinks at least. It was quite slow
until Toga night, and even then, ppl didn't really par-take. I really wished
I had looked n the brighter side. The swingers group descended upon the pool
and thurs, it was ass to elbow crowded. We mt some more ppl..one, not so cool.
I had my water rifle out that shoots about 30 ft...and we only aimed it it in
the general directions of the non-smokers and those with out food.
A guy was not pleased and said he'd take me out (literally, his words) if he
got splashed. In a pool and he didn't want to get splashed.
To top it off, his wife came up to me and warned me that I could get
conjunctivitis if I got the pool water in my eyes.
Excuse me? She was here to swing, many complete strangers with god knows
what...and she's worried about *conjunctivitis*?? Those are some screwed up
priorities. what the hell!
So not wanting to put my life in danger, I put them away. A lot of ppl got a
good chuckle out of their reaction. Don't want to get splashed?
stay the hell out of a crowded pool! I gave one to Deen and one to a wood
carver guy for his son to play with.

Thurs. I was finally able to get into the pool and friday it was on with the
water slide. Friday I went out on the snorkeling boat, very unimpressed. We
met several more ppl to hang out with, laugh with, and eat with. It was in
full swing mode when we left. I felt very out of place being one of 10 non-
swingers on the nude side. Seemed if you didn't swing, they were on to the
next person.

Sunday night our A/C died so I say in the lobby until they got us a new room.
I also made them to allow me to get my stuff in the morning instead of moving
everything at midnight. Why they think I should get it to begin with is beyond
me! I had our stuff out as promised, before the maid got there.

All in all, outside of the jewelry malfunction, we had a very nice trip.
The ride back was on time, but several ppl flying to pittsburg? chicago?
they got delayed for about 5 hours.

Maggie