Rex & Lori - October, 2005

Hedo II Trip Report (Lori & Rex) Oct. 8th-15th 

    Ive put off writing a trip report for our 6th trip to HII. I elected not to write one last October for our 5th trip after doing 4 previous trip reports. Not thinking I could contribute anything new to our readers of Dennys site. However this turned out to be our best Hedo II trip ever, every day several new experiences that we didnt think we could top from previous trips.

    This was our 4th trip during Lifestyles week in October. We always go during my birthday in Oct. after accidentally going the 1st time during lifestyles week then going a couple of times during non-lifestyles week. Weve come back and now look forward to the mid-Octobers group. We have enjoyed the higher energy group of people that if asked (and if thats not your thing) a simple thanks for asking but no thanks is all that it takes. We have found that the experienced lifestylers are very respectful of others and know to have a fun time.

     I believe this was our most inexpensive trip to boot, we booked this 6 months in advance. Not to cool for the D.I.F. but we did get to use our American Airlines Frequent flyers miles. (A miracle in itself) The extra time that 6 months gives to prepare for a Hedo trip involves a lot of Wicked Weasel fashion shows by the wife and she being the seamstress she is made most of her own slut wear. Something to do with making sure that no other woman would be wearing the same type of slut wear that she would be wearing.

     We book through DennyP for run of the house. We usually get oceanview nude but we would save quite a bit by doing run of the house so we decided to give it a try.  We normally fly direct from Chicago to MoBay via Jamaican Air for a quick no hassle flight. Thinking we would save about $800 in airline tickets, we would take the extra 7-8 hours per flight linking up in Miami with layovers. The flight going down via Detroit (5am) to Miami and then on to MoBay 2pm was not bad as we would have been in Jamaica only 4 hours earlier with Air Jamaica. We took the bus and it was packed with about 18 people on board. We quickly made friends with about of the bus. Stopped for the usual pit stop & Red Stripe.  We arrived at Hedo II with staff greeting us with wonderful Jamaica friendly smiles and told to sit down in the guest pit while a representative would come and check us in. A couple of other people at the counter were getting pushy and obvious this was their 1st trip to Hedo. These people werent getting anywhere fast. We were offered drinks while we waited. We were smiling and joking with the other guest and in about 15 minutes a lovely Jamaican woman came up and got our names and we gave her our certificates of run of the house. She came back in about 15 minutes and gave two other couples and us keys to our rooms. While the 2 couples at the counter were still at it, maybe theyll learn youll catch more flies with honey.  I immediately recognized the room number as oceanview nude over by the dive shack. I thought we would be stuck over at gardenview prude, we were pleasantly impressed.  This is exactly where I wanted to be and we made a beeline for the room and to strip and head to delroys.

    Everywhere we saw staff Delroys, Kimberly, housekeeping staff, Anthony, Monk (dive staff) even Ray, Ray greeted us warmly and welcomed us back. That is still a mystery to us how they remember so many people. We sincerely felt at home and standing in line at Roberts just in time for Jerk chicken is a pretty good time to arrive. We were very relaxed and ready to start our hard earned vacation just the two of us.

    The food in the main dining room was extremely good the whole week compared to the past 5 years. The first night we did the Japanese restaurant and it was excellent. I turned in early (midnight) tired from traveling while Lori went to the hot tub. I guess it was hopping but I was looking forward to diving with Anthony and the fellows Sunday morning. Getting an early start the next morning my dive buddy wasnt in condition to dive so I headed to breakfast and that too had improved. Upon arriving at the dive shack I was reminded by 2 of the dive masters that I asked them to take me to their local church during my next trip to Hedo. Amazed by their memories, I really wanted to experience the Jamaican culture during a church service in Negril. Some may think that is strange but Ive done this elsewhere and it is a wonderful way to get the feel of the culture.

    During P.J. night Lori had made a BDSM costume complete with wig, leather, pantyless flaps, while and boots that go all the way up. She had those made in Texas and they are hot, Hot, HOT! She also recruited 2 extra single guys she called Bitch #2 & Bitch #3, of course I was Bitch #1. The wig went on and the transformation was complete, I was frighten as I had never seen this side of her before. We showed up at the P.J. party with now 6 3 Lori (w/4 spiked boots) leading the way with 3 men chained to her following dressed in just G-strings. When we showed up the girls of the entertainment staff had a ball with us guys. Much to our amazement each one of us had one of the girls dancing for us for almost hour. It was a crazy night and quite frankly I was afraid of Lori with her newfound power in new her demeanor. She won best PJ custom as well.  Got some great photos of her getup outside the disco, as they dont allow pics in PJ night anymore. When the wig came off, she was back to normal.I dont think Ill allow her to wear it back home in Indiana / LOL.

    Since we purchased 4 different Wicked Weasel swimsuits and 3 other WW outfits from Byron Bay, Australia for this trip. We spent a good deal of our down time (when sand gravity wasnt getting the best of us) doing photo shoots of Lori in and out of the Weasels. A friend of ours from Washington DC was just getting into photography and he was really getting into these photo shoots. On the cat cruises and all over the prude side of the resort. To show respect we kept the photo shoots away from the nude areas of the resort. When we got back home we submitted some of the photos for the Wicked Weasels swimwear photo competition and she was selected as a finalist and posted on their web site.

    Lori was really looking forward to the Wet-T competition this year as the best shes been able to do is 3rd place. She really enjoys dancing and being erotic. This year she wore the Wicked Weasel 457 rainbow thong bottoms for the competition. She danced her hart out with beads of sweat running down doing at the end of her show bringing the house down. She had a blast and it was a big turn on for her. She had a dance off with the girl that has won it for the past two years. The two girls went at it and it was something to watch, it was close but she won the Wet-T for the first time. She was surprised but very pleased to do so well.

     Every night the homemade costumes that she made were a big hit and we made the most of the cameras during those occasions. During toga night they had the sexiest toga competition and she and the same girl that won the Wet-T competition where the last two on the stage dancing again. This time Lori won 2nd place but she was very happy with that as there were close to 40 women competing.

     The Friday night main dinning room buffet was very nice. They set up a table for our birthday celebration. The lobster was wonderful and I had 4 of them. Loris favorite was the pasta station, very tasty.

     The diving was nice, not great but hey when youre from the mid-west, any tropical ocean location is a chance to get wet and thats pretty good. We did two cat cruises, one during the morning with the lifestylers and the other was an evening cruise to Ricks and that was wonderfully relaxing with a wonderful view of the sunset on the way back.

    Wonderful to see the people, the staff and all in all a wonderful relaxing vacation. Now for the only negative story of the whole week. Leaving Hedo for the 1pm bus ride to catch our 4pm flight back. We arrived at the airport in MoBay about 2:30 with plenty of time to check baggage. We picked up a couple bottles of Banana Rum Cream. Ate at a wonderful meal at Jimmy Buffets Margaritaville and thinking what a smooth and relaxing vacation this has been. We were to board our plane at 3:15pm and at 3:25 we see our baggage coming out of the plane we were supposed to board. An announcement over the speakers that our plane had been cancelled and to proceed to the main gate for processing. We had to hand in our liquor and waited 3 hours in line just for them to tell us that the flight was cancelled and there wouldnt be another flight until the morning and to board a bus to an all inclusive resort in MoBay at the airlines expense. I said right there we need to go back to SuperClubs desk at head back to HII but nope, we should do what American Airlines told us to follow. It took another 2 hours just to get us to the Holiday Inn resort in MoBay, another 2 hours to check in. It was 11pm before they would give us a room, hungry but they wouldnt let us eat or at least to pay to have some food. You had to have a wristband before they would serve you. What a croak of #$%t, at Hedo they would tell you to relax and go have something to eat or drink, etc, etc. Not this place, I had to hike 5 blocks down the road & pay $3.00 for fruit juice and bring it back to the hotel so we could have something to drink. All the while 50 from our line they were serving guest at the bar but the bar refused to serve you unless you had a wristband! We checked in and ate a little at 11:30pm (not much left at that time) then went to bed and got up at 6am for a bus ride back to the airport. When we pulled up we met some friends just coming back from Hedo to catch their flight. They were surprised to see us still there almost a day later. We were informed that we would have the same flight at 4pm. We could have had another day at Hedo if we been a little more forceful. One couple from our flight did just that, they went back to Negril we found out later. Other than the last day snafu, it was a wonderful trip. 

Rex & Lori