Where to begin??? First of all
i had a nice relaxing trip, very enjoyable..After being home for almost
one month and unfortunatelly attending 2 funerals for 2 fellow officers
killed in the line of duty and trying to get over this i figured that its
about time i sit down and write a report..
Some people
in my report will have pseudo names for various reasons....
After being to hedo for 18 times some things never change and some things
do..Staff was excellent as usual, shows were the same, food was pretty good,
even though Hedo had yet another new chef, personally i liked Michael the one
that just left. Towels and ashtrays were very hard to find , but we
managed.
It was really
nice seeing old friends and making new ones...It was such a treat to see Fred
and Wilma (not there real names) I have known these people for
numerous years, and actually hang out with them back home in NY..
They actually let me stay over their house various times of the year (you know
they are going to heaven!!LOL!!) Anyway.. its so funny that we see each
other naked on the beach and think NOTHING of it....Well come PJ night, im up
at the bar waiting fro them, get a tap on the shoulder, i turn around
and its Wilma,Dresses in leather!!!! I throw out a big WOWIE!!!!!
She calls me
an ass as usual..
Another
night they had Martini night, and she was drinking something blue, i ask her
what it was ,she says its a windex!!!!Dont know about you guys but I myself
NEVER want to drink something named after household cleaning materials...a
Moving on....
God, so much to write and i will probably forget half the things...
There was a
BDSM group down there this trip, it was actually pretty cool, they had
learning sessions in the disco before dinner.. Well Wilma gets me to go one
night and it was CBT night (if you dont know what that is im not going
to tell you) I ran like hell out of the disco, that scared me, Wilma laughed
and so did Fred...
Went off the resort
again, its nice to get out and see the REAL Jamaica, went to Kuyaba one night
for dinner with a bunch of friends, Did the scholl trip with Rasta Bill
, who has a bigger heart than anyone could ever imagine..Went to the sugar
cane fields with Jerk chicken Jack and Fred, that was another trip, Fred left
Wilma at the resort with Art ( Yet another gentleman who liked to float in the
pond as he stated) We were gone for a few hours, stopping off at the local
Jamaican store, yet Jack Forgets that its Jays not american off the
resort!!TOO funy..
My friends from
Minnesota came in and surprised the heck out of me... So as usual i
extended!!!I have not seen these people in about 4 years or so..
What else is new.... I have
become such an expert at doing it people approach me asking me how to do
it..LOL!!!Have i ever left on my scheduled date!??
Like i said it was
GREAT seeing old friends and making new ones, im almost ready to sum this up
so here goes, i must leave people certain things before i end this..
TO JACK.. I leave you a
beautiful woman whom you fell in love with, start searching for a ring..
To ART..I leave........
floating in the pond and a wave goodbye from the tim air plane as we buzzed
tthe beach, you really are a good person and a gentleman to boot..
To Jamie...I LEAVE you a
loose tooth!!LOL!!
To Mike the mechanic.. I leave you a root canal
(solved by who??
)
To John and wilma.. you
guys are simply the best, you guys manke a GREAT Couple, good luck, i
mean that..
Rasta bill.. you have a
heart of gold and always will.....
Jay...TOO funny.. You really dont
have to announce that you are into swing clubs, especially over dinner!!LOL!!
Larry and Carole,Dont worry guys
my testicles will heal eventually..LOL
A few more people that i have
to say hello to than I promise i will go...
In addition to the regular group, it was
also nice to meet George and Vicky from Canada, Pam,connie,Alex, TJ,
Shiela, and Rob and stacey..
Last but not least..........The
FLINSTONES....Fred and Wilma.....
You guys are the 2
most wonderful people in the world, everybody should have friends like you, I
love you guys more than you could ever imagine,, Just dont drink cleaning
products at home!!LOL!!!
The best thing about this
trip was that we.........................
LAUGHED, AND LAUGHED .AND LAUGHED....
Until next trip
report...................
BTW, hopefully my special someone can
be with me the next trip...
But yet i might end up like Rodger, 2 weeks and no
tan!!! Meaning we would never leave the room.