My wife and I just returned from our first trip to Hedo II, more specifically our first trip together. We did a lot of reading on DennyP.com and even joined a yahoo group to try and meet more people. When we booked the trip we did not know too much about Hedo, and when we read about it we were quite surprised and thought maybe we should change it to somewhere a little less risqu. Good thing the folks at Air Jamaica charge a lot for changing flights. J. Day 1: actually started the day before our flight took off. We tried to sleep the day before but we were too anxious. My 21st Birthday: We left for OHare about 1:30 a.m., arrived at 3:30. Our (AJ) flight, scheduled for 6:15 a.m. took off and landed in MBJ a half hour early. Contrary to popular chatter, Customs and Immigration was a breeze. Not even 10 minutes including walking time. Within 15 minutes our bus was leaving for Hedo. We arrived at hedo at 1:30p.m. and checked into our prude side room (we booked ROTH.) We didnt realize until day 2 just how far away from EVERYTHING these rooms are. I advise paying (when u get there) for a room upgrade. Anyways, after we settled into our room we went to the beach to explore. We spent most of our first afternoon exploring the resort, laying on the prude beach, and walking to our room. After our late afternoon snack, we decided to try the nude beach for the first time. Walking up to the entrance we were both a little nervous, and then one of the ECs starts yelling 3 2 1 TAKE IT OFF! So we both rip off our towels. It was pretty funny, and also a real quick way to get over the first time nude anxiety. So my wife and I take a chair by Roberts Grill to catch some rays before the sun sets. I notice that there is some commotion by the water. There is a pretty lady down there getting photographed. We think this is strange since we just saw the sign that said NUDE BEACH NO PHOTOGRAPHY. After a few minutes my wife points at a sign on a palm tree. It says that Playboy will be shooting for the next couple of days. Not bad for a 21st birthday!! After watching the show for a bit we decided to go into the nude pool. Here is where I noticed that I had lost my wedding ring. My heart sinks and I slink out of the pool. We went to the on resort jeweler Touch of Gold and found a very nice ring for about of the price it would cost in America. I feel much better now. Time to head to dinner. We spent our first night walking around trying to figure out where everyone was. We had made an appointment for 8:30 at the Scotch Bonnet, and might I say that no matter how good the food, it is never worth making an Appointment during your vacation. You spend most of the time finding out what time it is, never again. At about 10:30 (after 40 hours awake) we decide we have had enough for two days and collapse into the giant King size bed (actually I think its 2 twins pushed together.) DAY 2: we wake up to a beautiful morning, completely refreshed. We go to breakfast. We are pretty picky eaters so all we ate was bacon and fruit. But that was plenty to satisfy. After breakfast we go straight to the nude beachenough of that prude crap. We rip our clothes off and set up a spot on the point. Today we just relaxed in the sun taking turns getting, Roberts Grill for the first time for lunch, and the occasional dip in the ocean or pool to cool off and to snorkel. When we were getting our food for dinner I was approached by a man. He said that it was his and his wifes first day and noticed that we were sitting alone, and we could join them for dinner. We accepted and had a wonderful conversation with them during dinner. After we ate we said see ya later and headed to our room for a quick nap. After our nap we went up to the nude hot tub for the first time. I was not quite expecting the NONSTOP pdas. not that I am complaining, but people said they were there if you looked for them, but you didnt need to look, they were everywhere. The hot tub was far too hot tonite so we did not spend that much time in it. We went to bed about 1:30. Day 3: we head up to the dining area for some more Bacon and fruit for breakfast, and then run to the nude beach after. As soon as we got to the nude beach, we were headed toward the bar when KURT AND JENI?? they were a couple from the yahoo group we had joined. They said come on you have to meet everybody! Within 10 minutes we met more people than in our first two days combined. We hung with them all day, talking in the pool, water aerobics, snorkeling on the reef, and drinking. Then Ray Ray comes to the pool NUDE WATERSLIDE TIME!! Marching and chanting, about 50 naked ass people head to the prude side. NOW THATS A GOOD TIME!!! After dinner Jen and I met up with our friends again for some drinks and chats. NOW TO THE DISCO FOR PJ NIGHT!! I wore my pot boxers while my wife wore her sexy little lingerie, that got many compliments might I add. (shes a sexy bitch J) after the disco, 2 quick NUDE waterslides and we head to the main hot tub and on to one of the private hot tubs for a little lovin. bed time about 4:00. Day 4: This trip was way too short. We cant believe we have to leave today! At least we booked a late flight. Today was picture day. We just walked around trying to absorb as much as we could. During lunch our new friend chris told us that we could use their room to change and keep our stuff while we are still on resort. at 2:00 we went down to the nude beach to say goodbye to all of our newfound hedo-buddies. that really sucked. So we go to our friends room to change and head up to the main area to relax before we gotta go. Chris and Julia waited up there just to say goodbye to us!! That was too cool. After a few drinks the time came to get on the bus. HOW DEPRESSING!!! The strange thing is, most people would think that this was the end. HELL NO. with an amazing stroke of luck, the other two passengers on the bus were the Playboy photographers!!!!!!! the next 1 hours on the bus and 1 hour in the airport margueritaville we spent with them and 2 other playboy associates we met at the airport. I cant tell you what happened during that time, because they could get in trouble. But I will tell you this: HOLY SHIT I am one lucky ass 21 year old!!!! 40 minute delay on the flight home did not bother us as we spent it with them drinking and laughing. All in all this was the most amazing trip we have ever been on. We left with souveniers, gifts, and the most amazing memories. WE WILL NEVER GO ANYWHERE ELSE!!! As most hedonites know this isnt the half of it. Most of what happens at hedo stays at hedo. Kurt & Jeni
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Do you like to touch yourself? You have to touch yourself. Because you know just what you like, what feels good. I love to touch myself. The other day I was in my room and I saw a mouse, but it wasnt a mouse. It was myself touching myself. RAY RAY