Steve (Jennah) - June, 2002

This is our 2nd, and best visit to Hedo World. I have a tendency to get a bit long winded, so Ill apologize in advance regarding the length of this trip report. Jennah wrote a separate report, which I promised not to read until I finished this one, and expect hers to be a much shorter version of the same trip.

We took AJ from Ft. Lauderdale at 0830, almost on time. The excitement had been building for months, and we were finally on our way. We had a short stop in Kingston, which turned into a longer stop in Kingston, as we were informed that our plane was broken down and we had to deplane. After much confusion and a bite from the terminal snack bar, it was decided by the powers that be that we could replane onto the other plane at the terminal. This was a little unnerving, since it had broke down too; and the folks on that plane had been routed onto our plane originally in order for them to leave Kingston. The word was that this plane could make it to MoBay, but not to the States. We bought it and boarded. Despite all of this, we enjoyed flying AJ. The food was better than expected, and the free champagne is a nice touch.

By the time we touched down in MoBay, being hours behind schedule (Still in the Stateside paradigm, it would take a few days to completely adjust to Jamaica time) we decided to take Tim Air. Unbelievable. A most excellent decision on our part, and had we not been delayed we would have opted for the bus as previously decided. Thanks AJ! I highly recommend it, we found it exciting, scenic, and even very romantical.

A short taxi ride, and wholla, were finally in HedoWorld!

Checking in was swift, and after a few drinks in the main dining room, we went to the room, disrobed, and headed to the nude pool. I was a little bit reluctant (okay, I was alot reluctant) but couldnt let Jennah know or sense it, or else I knew that she would get cold feet and we would have to revisit this initial introduction to the nakedness. I prefer the band-aid theory, just rip it off in one rapid pull, and be done with it. So, I mustered all of the confidence that I could find or borrow (from the drinks) and before we knew it we were standing next to Delroys bar and looking for others that we had emailed beforehand.

Within a short time we met Roy Ann & Jack, Steve & Linda, Tracie & JB, Lisa & Matt. I was still nervous, but watching Jennah in her nakedness interacting with these folks really put me at ease. And Roy Anns experiment on me with the balloon and using Mr. Hap as a swizzle stick for her drink was the final touch. I was relaxed now and ready to have fun.

We then went to Veronicas and listened to Dave. Hes a real card. Among other ditties, his song about Big Bamboo had us cracking up. After that, I swerved into a ping-pong game with a bunch of what appeared to be college kids. They had 6 beer glasses on the table, and the sight of it intrigued me. Lets just say that by the time I was finished, I wasnt the only one feeling no pain. Jennah found my antics amusing. I just love playing ping pong with a buzz. We then went to the hot, hot, very hot tub and enjoyed the activity. We were in bed by 0230.

Woke up and was out by 0630. Jennah chose to sleep a bit more. Smart woman. Eventually went to the beach and floated around. Met the pharmacist/fisherman guy. He asked if I wanted to do any shopping. I couldnt resist the opportunity to be a smart ass, so I paddled my naked self over to him, and said Look at me man, do you see any wallet? He shocked me. He said that my credit was good. Oops, didnt see that one coming. So, I felt compelled. It was my first time ever. Made a note to self: Learn not to be such a smart ass.

Went on the snorkeling trip, prude fashion. It was fun, especially with Jennah in one of her frisky moods.

Things get a bit blurry here, but we met Dana & Shawn in the pool, and then Brian & Sunshine on the float in the beach. And Sunday introduced herself with her little jiggly dolphin. Being from Miami, I am one huge Dolphin fan, but how could she have known?? LOL.

Had dinner in the main dining room, and took a subsequent after dinner dip into the prude pool. Decided to go down the slide naked, and did, again and again. I felt like a little kid, I was having so much fun. And then it was back into the prude pool to show off to Jennah just how well I could do handstands. (Maybe I should have chosen deeper water?) By now I had loosened up quite a bit, and Jennah was enjoying seeing me loosened up, it had been quite a while since I felt so free spirited.

That night, we bumped into Brian & Sunshine on the beach, and we did a little of the local herb, and Im not sure what was said, but I recall Sunshine having the 4 of us laughing so hard that it hurt. She then left with Brad Pitt and Jennah and I stayed behind to have a more intense conversation. After a long discussion, we fell asleep under the stars with the only sound being the waves pounding on the shore. (And her panting, of course......lol)

Learned to catamaran......thanks again Jack! Took the sunset cruise to Ricks, but it was too rough so we went to the Pickled Parrot. We both partook in the cliff diving extravaganza. If you havent done it, trust me, its a heck of a lot higher when you are up there than when you are looking at it from the boat. And Id be remise without a special thank you to Ms. New Jersey for the entertainment on the way back.

Met Dave (aka: the guy with the pink bathing suit) & Carol at dinner. Jennah just happened to be wearing a pair of vibrating panties at dinner, with me in charge of the remote control. By the way JB, when you tried it, Jennah did still have them on, she hadnt switched with Carol yet. (Jennah has a great poker face.)

After dinner and some fun at Veronicas, Jennah wanted an encore performance under the stars. I imagined that it was me, but it was much cooler out there than in our room, so her real motives could have been less than flattering..........lol We even brought extra towels this time, (as covers) and slept out there (after our discussion, of course) until about 4 am. It was very nice.

Went on booze cruise, back to Pickled Parrot. Resolved not to cliff jump again, but hadnt done it nude yet, so I had to experience it. Up at the top, I began to worry about the boys so I jumped out, leaning back slightly. Big Mistake. Water shot so far up my sphinkster that I violated Pool Rule # 3 for the next 5 minutes (blowing nostrils in pool......) Gina was looking for someone else to jump with, so she and Jennah jumped au natural too. No other sphinkster problems noted. Another interesting fact, was that during the nude snorkeling portion of the cruise, I was cracking myself up at just how much distance/respect I was giving to the sea urchins. Would hate for Mr. Hap to get pricked. (Theres a joke there somewhere)

Was introduced to Hope & Brian.

When we got back to the pool, it was time for butt chugs. Only in HedoWorld. Thank you Tracie, I really enjoyed my turn! JB, you have the best ideas. Next it was the body shots in the pool. That was a 1st time experience for us, and wow, I can see what all of the hubub is all about. To my astonishment, Jennah seemed to pick it up rather quickly too. That was too much fun!

Tonight was PJ night, and the event lived up to the hype. The only drawback was that it was uncomfortably warm on the dance floor. Thank goodness for the splash pool just outside the disco.

More body shots in the pool. Im convinced that Jennah really has the swing of this game.

It was my first time as the recipient. I was so nervous that my eyes were shut the whole time, so I just want to thank EVERYBODY. And thanks again Tracie, for letting me know that my turn was up. Given more practice, I am sure that I could get alot better at it.....but are ice cubes suppose to go down there? LOL.

Went catatmaraning with Jennah, 1st time ever as captain. Boy do I feel important. Jennah is really digging me now. Went over to moon the bored people at Sandals, but the wind shifted and nearly blew us up on shore. So much for being cool. LOL.

Went catamaraning with Dave (aka: Mr. Walk the Plank) & Carol. Somebody (ahem Dave) sucked down all of the body shot juice. So no body shots. Real smooth. LOL.

Observed Lisa & Matt renew their wedding vows. That was very romantic guys, thanks for inviting us.

Toga night! The Romans certainly were on to a good thing. We ate in our Togas at the Japanese restaurant. Ordering there is simply an exercise in futility. They give you a menu, but regardless of what you order, you get served everything. And the sushi was excellent, as long as I sit next to Hope. And another thing, Hope, Im still pretty sure that the lady photographer really wanted a grope picture. LOL.

Went back to the disco, and it was REALLY hot that night, thanks to a particular aforementioned couple. (You guys are so much fun.) And of course, a few trips down the slide nude were certainly in order.

To the hot, hot, very hot tub for a little chat, and off to bed. The end of another perfect day.

Learned to wind surf! Not yet ready for competition, but lots of fun still. First bit of sadness of the entire trip.....had to say some goodbyes.

Met Debbie & Jeff in pool, made plans for dinner at Pastafaris. Dinner was great, the conversation was intriguing, stimulating and very very interesting. Went to Veronicas, and saw one of the most memorable things of the entire trip. Dave had Sunshine on the pussy box, and she was about to do her Bit by Bit routine, when she realized that her husband had stepped out. She got off the pussy box, let Dave know that she did not want to do anything without her husband watching, that they had a same room rule. She had the entire place in stitches, but held her ground until he returned. She then eagerly performed. It was a very nice scene.

We sat in the hot tub for a while, eventually I was brought to a point where Jennah and I needed to have another very serious discussion, so we quickly said our goodbyes, and walked briskly straight to our room. A nice ending to our incredible 7 days.

Float on rafts in nude beach

Gawk back at the gawkers that come over from the over resorts in their glass bottom boats.

Laughing and laughing and laughing with my wife.

Meeting nice folks. Good people.

Drooling over Jennahs slutwear.

Even though Roberts food is great, his attitude is my favorite thing at the grill.

Pool Rule # 3. Words to live by.

The mirror on the ceiling. (I think Jennah liked it even more than I did)

Genuine friendliness and happiness shown daily by the Jamaican staff. Incredible.

Tracie on the piano

Dave on the piano (with Carols top)

Carol entering AND WINNING the best boobs contest.

Recommend bringing a large insulated cup. If for nothing else, its great for ice water in the mornings.

Research your AT&T calling cards. Each one uses a different ratio, be careful.

It takes longer to adjust from HedoWorld than to HedoWorld.

Email folks beforehand, and send a recent pic of yourself.

As a Floridian, I recall going to Disney World when I was a little tyke. The entire place seemed so magical to me. EVERYTHING was special there, it seemed surreal, even though I didnt know what surreal was at the time. Well, as time went on, Ive been back many, many times, and sadly, that magical feeling has long subsided. Its still fun, but not electric like it was. I recalled all of this during this last trip to Hedo. The entire place there is so magical. The people, the staff, the activities, the constant sensation of romantical feelings toward my wife of 16 years, it all seemed surreal. I recaptured those youthful feelings that I had only previously felt at Disney World, so I only felt it appropriate to call Hedonism II Hedo World. For me it is analogous to an adult Disney World in that sense. We have never had a better vacation. If youre planning on going, and its your first time, be sure that you venture over to the nude side and get nude yourself early on. I promise you, youll quickly adjust, youll meet some of the nicest people that you will ever meet in your life, and youll have a great time.

Kindred Spirits in Florida,

Steve & Jennah