Monty's Hedo Birthday Blast January 19-26
Hi Hedo friends,
Well I have to say after 10 trips, this was the best. And my heartfelt thanks goes out to all of you who made my trip a lasting imprint in my heart, mind, and various parts of my body. LOL. My reluctance and concern about going as a single guy gave way to an eagerness and anticipation of what each day would bring. My love for people, the interaction, the laughs, the kid like fun, I must say I was overwhelmed. What a great time. Weather was beautiful, libations were plentiful, and the sights, hmmm, just doesn't get any better. So many beautiful women in one place. Dinner was a highlight, just seeing all the fantastic outfits as they walked by. Kudos to all you beautiful women, and kudos to the men who picked out the outfits, you did good. I met so many great people, established many lasting endearing friendships. I will try to make this short but would like to reminisce on some highlights:
Air Jamaica- Great flight, great service, great food. Planes are new, top notch. I have to admit, they outclass American air travel. But they still don't have a seat to fit a big guy like me.
Hedonism II- Booking through Lifestyles made checking in effortless, even though my luggage was 3 hours late. Not to fret, clothes are secondary, thanks go out to Bob,Robin, Greg, and all the Lifestyles Tour and Travel people for a fantastic job, I know you are tired. Renovations, I was impressed, the grounds, waterslide, hot tub over disco( oooops sprung a leak into disco), and spa are great additions. Never been in January, but handling the capacity crowd, I think overall they did a good job. Food, good, always enjoy the fish, steaks, and yes lobster, Ray does a great job in that dining room. And Charlie's omelets each morning were a great way to start my day. Rooms, well after functioning on 3 or 4 hours of sleep a night, I found the rooms adequate, a/c good, hot water, hmmm, had fun playing human dodge ball, jumping in and jumping out. My biggest challenge, sleeping in a twin bed, at 6' 5, 230, put it this way you don't move much.LOL. Nude beach, my favorite hangout, Delroy's, great drinks, good service, kudos to Delroy, Scumba, Michelle and all the other tenders of the bar. Robert's grill, love those grilled ham and cheese sandwiches, and the french fries, tsk tsk, got to love em.
Activities- Always enjoy the nightly events, some may be in need of revision, PJ night is always fun, Toga night good too, just love all the outfits. Battle of the sexes is always fun, and the Orgasm contest, that was definitely a highlight, my thanks go out to my lovely Sandy for the help in that area. Wet t-shirt contest, hmmm, always love that one, congrats to all the lovely ladies, you are all winners to me, and a great big thanks to the sweet lady who allowed me to partake of chocolate syrup on her lovely breasts. It seems like I got drug into almost every contest (ok twist my arm), the dance contest on the beach, I tried to run away but there I was on stage competing against a black guy with a fantastic body, and I have never met a black guy that can't dance, us white boys can't hang. Shook my booty though. I am glad I brought my bottle of sesame oil, great investment, massages at the nude pool, now and forever, those memories are etched in stone. HMMMMMM, ok, daydreaming, sorry. My birthday was the greatest, thanks for dances, the kisses, the whipped crme licks, the stripping on the dance floor (funny how you get embarrassed when everyone else is clothed). Well, I could go on and on, so many memories, I will close with a few special thanks.
Bob & Robin Lifestyles- Thanks for putting together a great January event, you are the best. The Hedo Web Gang- Vince, Bridget, Irene, Gerry, and everyone else,thanks for embracing this single guy and making sure that I was in the middle of everything. love ya. My New York clan- Joe, Mary, Nick, Anne Marie, Ed and your beautiful wife, thanks for making this southern boy hurt from laughing all week long Denis and Martine- What a great couple, Denis we sure enjoyed our participation in all the events didn't we? And I always enjoyed Martine translating Southern to French Canadian for you. LOL. Fred and Brenda- Yehhhhawww, always loved Fred's cowboy hat, and Brenda, what a lovely lady, great outfits, always smiling, thanks for the memories Chuck and Marian- Enjoyed getting to know you both, volleyball, dancing, loved Marian's outfits Jeff and Tamy- Perfect couple, Tamy with that beautiful smile and eyes, great outfits, and southerners, got to love em Marnie - My workout partner, kept me challenged in the weight room, and great to look at, focus, focus LOL Bob and Annie- What a beautiful couple, Bob, don't look up to many guys but I did to you, great toga outfit and cop outfit for pj, that was good, Annie, what a sweet lady with such a glow, never will look at a woman's feet the same, powerful to say the least Rachel, Scott, Marisa and Brad- great hanging out with you young folks, had a great time, kept me feeling so young Jody- What a little piece of dynamite, your effervescence is contagious, loved the way your breasts fit in my belly button, LOL, you are a hoot Don and Kim- Great getting to know you, thanks for all the pre-trip info, you are a fantastic couple Jim and Carol- Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasupppppp!!!! You da man. Dave and Erica- You guys are a blast, Erica what a beauty, love that hair, and you know how to shake the booty, my best to a great duo. John and Jenn- you guys are perfect mates, great volleyball players, Jenn what a swing, kick my ass Greg and Angie- Greg you are such an instigator, a man of my own heart, and your lovely wife, Angie, what can I say, you had me from day one, the mind games, sexual banter, the looks, the teasing, more fun than any football game I played in, you are the best, thanks for being my ultimate challenge of the week. The massage was the icing. You are a beautiful lady. Sandy- What can I say, I am so glad I met you, it was a challenge finding a beautiful tall single lady in a couples resort, but after that first look, I just had to track you down, thanks for all the beautiful lasting memories, you are a radiant beauty inside and out, I think we fit pretty well. You were my highlight of my week. You captured my heart.
If I forgot anyone I am sorry, old age effects short term memory, but you are there somewhere, LOL, and I will never forget you.
Last but not least I want to thank my roommate, Mark, buddy if it wasn't for you I might not have made the trip, Monty and Mark's Excellent Adventure was a complete success, What a roomie, though we barely passed during the week, we always had great stories to tell didn't we? Now we have to start planning January 2003. You are the best.
To all of you, the beauty of Hedonism will always be the people, you are what makes it so special. Thanks for making this Carolina single guy smile the entire week. You will always be in my memory. I love ya.
Oh, I know I kept sending out the same picture in my emails, so I have included some new ones. Since all of my pics are with beautiful women, to protect their privacy, I have tried my best to conceal their faces, which is unfortunate because they are the best part of the picture.
My best,
Monty aka Nikkomon mwinters@triad.rr.com