Kyle - April, 2002

dates 4-27 to 5-4, lets just say i didn't know what to expect being a single 29 yr old male heading down to hedo II, but i had a blast. arrived at airport @ 4:30 am to wait in line after line, flight leaves on time at montego bay @ 11:45am, catch a tim air flight over to negril at resort @ 1:30 grab some drinks and get room keys @ 3:15pm.  Room seems decent enough got upgraded to ocean view overlooking the trapeze.  Spend the evening recovering from the early start and catch the band in the main dining room.  The band is great , vacation is great looking forward to some parting.  Next day hit the beach with my buddy who procedes to get burnt to a crisp, which forces him to stay in the shade for the next 4 days.  Tues take the am booze cruise to the pickled parrot and take dive off the cliffs - life is good very good.  Then discoved Appleton rum and the vacation gets blurry from here on in.  It went something like this : judged in the wet t-shirt contest, took a cruise to Rick's, ended up at Roots Bamboo to lose $20 to the local rip off artists, busted up my foot and missed PJ night, ate twice at the Japanese place , converted from prude to nude, met some great people, had my underware removed and placed in a abandoned fish tank in the piano bar, went to the nude hot tub, then converted a prude to go to the nude hot tub on her first night in which was toga night, went snorkling twice, saw battle of the sexes, went down the waterslide both nude and prude ( nude is better ) and drank, drank, drank some more.  Comments : Japanese restaurant is great !!! you get to meet people there in a relaxed setting, the wet t-shirt constest was so funny i got a kick out of the girl who started giving the guy a blowjob ( i was 3rd in line ),  and to Mip / Missy who won i'll see ya in Chicago in June !!!  Here is a diss to the 6 single girls from Boston - nice job entering the contest and then backing out, nice job on staying on the prude side all week, and finally nice job on showing the entire resort how stuck up ladies from Boston are !!! As far a cliffdiving goes it is a must, just tuck your arms close to your body or they can bruse and land feet first !  Weather was great all week except when i took the sunset cruise and it  rained like crazy.  Special Thanks to Bob & Mip , John & Patti, Brent & Sherri, Carol & her husband who works at Ford,  and Carol from Chicago who i spent the last two nights of the vacation hanging out with.     

Kyle