This was our first trip to Hedonism-II and what can
we say except WOW! We didn't know
too much about Hedonism-II when we booked except we knew there was a nude side
and being the kind of folks that don't like swim suits, that suited us (or
should we say didn't suit us) just fine.
We randomly booked for the first week in December and by happy chance
the last two days of our trip overlapped with the first two days of the WWW
group. Everyone we met during our
trip was great and the WWW group was out of this world.
Were just waiting for next December's WWW trip to be scheduled so we
can book our next trip as part of the WWW crowd.
Our flight down on Air Jamaica from Chicago started
off troublesome. Everyone was
just seated on the plane when it was announced that there was a fuel spill and
everyone needed to de-plane. We
thought uh-oh, what does this mean? Having
flown a lot of miles I know I can count on the airlines to feed the passengers
BS (and no I'm not talking about the stuff the airlines pretend to be food).
But when we got off the plane one of the ground handlers was standing
in the jetway with this stupid look on his face telling everyone how sorry he
was. And sure enough, for once
the truth was told by the airlines since the ground handlers really did spill
some fuel. Anyhow, the fuel was
cleaned, we got back on the plane, and we got to Mo Bay only an hour late so
not too bad! When booking the
trip we wanted to take the bus since we wanted to see at least a little bit of
Jamaica. We thought how bad can
the bus ride really be? Well.we
are glad we took the bus but for future trips: hello Tim Air!
We got to Hedo-II about 3:00 in the afternoon and we
were starving! We were booked on
the nude side and the first thing we did was asked where could we get
something to eat? The person who
showed us to our room pointed us toward Roberts and not knowing the lay of the
land we actually put on our swim suits (ugh).
Well we rounded the building by the nude pool, saw at least one hundred
smiling and laughing naked people, and didn't take more than two more steps
before someone shouted "take it off!"
So we certainly did. Robert
fixed us up with some lunch (yummy), gave us the nicest welcome, and invited
us back for jerk chicken time. Thanks
Robert.
The next few days were spent getting into the Hedo-II
groove. We ate meals together
(but otherwise alone) and talked briefly to a few other people, then almost
without knowing it, we started meeting people for breakfast, drinks, lunch,
dinner, drinks, hot tub, and did we mention drinks? Anyhow, before we knew it we were laughing and partying with
an extended group of friends. As
our new hell's angel biker friend said (no I'm not kidding) "I don't come
here for the facilities, I come here for the people." Did he ever hit the nail on the head.
A very few of the people we met:
Mike and Linda from New Hampshire: We really enjoyed
meeting you both and have enjoyed the continued e-mail correspondence.
Looking forward to seeing you again sometime at Hedo-II and if your
ever in the Chicago area stop by for some hummingbirds!
Gerald & Louise from Illinois: Considering we
live less than an hour apart were practically neighbors!
The hummingbirds and company in the Chicago extension of the Hedo-II
hot tub was fun last night. We'll be keeping up the Hedo spirit together throughout the
year.
Doc Bill & Cindy from California: Our time at
Hedo-II overlapped only two days and that was not nearly long enough!
You two are great. Cindy: If the need should ever arise again (and we hope it
does not), make sure you pull a little on the ring and take it out slooooowly.
Andy & Julie from England: Andy: make sure you
keep working on your shyness problem. Also,
have Julie help you turn your butterfly into an elephant.
Holly & ?? (for the life of us we cant
remember your husbands name) from the Daytona Beach area: We had your e-mail
address on a napkin and the maid threw it away one day!
Please write to the e-mail address below. We have a picture of Holly during the wet T-shirt contest we
can send (not that Holly remembers anything about the wet T-shirt contest).
We really enjoyed meeting you guys.
Dieter & Joyce from B.C.: We didn't spend nearly
enough time talking to you guys. We'll
fix that next trip.
Steve: Keep working on that tennis game!
Joe: We hope your head has recuperated from the
bashing you received from a pair of enormous hooters during the wet T-shirt
contest (we also hope your foot is healed).
One of the highlights of the week was participating
in the "find your mate" contest.
One of the male competitors started complaining about "getting the
nose". Yep he got ripped
off, and yep we felt sorry for him, but the more he complained the funnier it
got. Then some strolling by
female saw this long line of naked men and couldn't help but become suddenly
"blind" so she could grope her way along the sidewalk.
Were both proud that we both found our mate. Of course since the contest occurred at the end of the week
for us it wasn't exactly fair to the newly arrived competitors since we had
been practicing all of the previous week (2 or 3 times per day).
Well the week was a blast and we treasure the moments
with our new found friends and even the ones that we cant remember since we
got our drink on early most mornings. We
look forward to doing it all over again. Hope to see all in early December 2002.
Hedo Sluts
(Former Hedo Virgins)