April 6-13: Ya Mon, another
week of getting lost in the sand, surf, sun, and ganja of Jamaica. I don't know
about y'all but between the sand and the dancing, my feet take a beating. You
will not need a loofa. The surf was great. The sun and the ganja was at its
best. Leaving Chicago on a cold damp day. My left shoulder was at its worst.
Arthritis was kicking my ass that morning. Through exercise and a daily aspirin
I have managed to keep it in check. That morning I don't think morphine would
have eased the pain. It was unbelievable. Getting off the plane in MO Bay I
could feel the Jamaican Sun draw that pain right out of my left shoulder. Wow,
I'm ready for some volleyball. Day one at Hedo was enjoying the ganja and the
painless shoulder. I was so high on the pleasures of the Pineapple Skunk and
painless shoulder that all the other things I love about Hedo didn't matter. I
took the bus and noticed the country was dry. It needed the rain bad. Found out
later that the Ganja plants by the rivers are doing fine. The plants up in the
mountains the farmers are carrying water up to them. Didn't effect the cost
though. You can still get the best at 1969 prices. The gift shop came down in
his cigar prices. Last July a Monte Cristo Habana cost 10 dollars. I got a dozen
of them for 8 dollars a piece and managed to smoke 10 of them while down in
paradise. The only problem I have with the cigars is when coming down off of
them, after the third day. For some reason when driving, utility poles start
looking like Monte Cristo's. What's up with that? Well, any hoooo, the going up
is still worth the coming down to me. The up grades are very nice. Usually, I do
no exercising at Hedo but I did like the gym and managed to hit it four out of
the seven days I was there. The slide is a hoot and I loved the semi hidden
Jacuzzi by the tennis court. Makes for a great party of six. This was my eighth
trip and everyone has been good and everyone somewhat different. I always get
what I go for and more.
The more I go the more I see people from past trips. This was my third trip in
April and love going with the butt crack crew when they go to the different
resorts and present moons for the Kodak moments. Yup, between this trip and
another trip I went on in April. I can honestly say I have mooned hundreds of
people!:O) There was also some WWW folks in the house that week. Ya Mon!!!
Sand gravity had kept me on the resorts my pass trips. This time I
overcame it a little and went to Alfred's one night and DeBuss another night.
Had a great time there and will go back to these clubs in July. Have to laugh
here cause I went all the way to Jamaica to hear some kick ass reggae and at
DeBuss they had an American band playing classic rock. I am a music lover and
the band was great. But blasting out a Pink Floyd or a Led Zeppelin tune in a
Jamaican bar just didn't seem like Jamaica.
I have been checking out other resorts in the Cliffs. I
think in July it would be kinda nice to unwind in Negril for three days after a
week in Hedo before going home.
Every trip there is always something special that happens to me. This
trip that special moment was spending the evening with Felecia a Jamaican gal
that knows how to have a good time. I danced soooo much that night I could
hardly walk the next day. Thank the Hedo Gods for the cold tub. The best way I
know how to rejuvenate the body. Doing the slide together nekkid and heavily
under the influence of ganja is the best. A must do for anyone who goes!:O)
Wet T-shirt was a hoot but nothing like the WWW wet T-shirt. Them WWW
gals are good and very hard to beat. The gal that won, did win hands down. She
had very nice firm boobs that will make a dude look twice and want to stare.
Congrats to her and for a chest that was a perfect 10!:O) Wow, I'm stuck here.
Head can't get pass the winner and them WWW gals. What's up with that? Well,
July soon come!:O)
Peace and Happiness to all you Hedo lovers.
Dennis