Hello all. How you doin? What a totally fabulous Labor
Day week I had.
My trip report begins really the night before I left with
going to see Aerosmith in concert, which was awesome. I decided to stay up all
night afterwards to catch my 6am flight out of Dallas. We, my friend Laura and
I, arrived in Montego Bay and took Timair to Negril. Ive always taken the
bus and it was my first time taking Timair. From now on, thats the way to
go!
We decided to get separate rooms since we were both
single. I ended up in room 2118 and didnt have a roommate all week until
the last night and by then it didnt matter. A lot of times if you go single
share, theres a good chance you wont get a roommate. And even if you do,
your only in your room to sleep, shower, and sex.
Met up with my friends on the nude side and the
festivities proceeded from there. Unfortunately, the construction going on was
full blast and was a bit of an eye sore but you just have to remember that it
wont be there forever. I found everything else to be just fine. The food
was quite good. There was always a variety of items to choose from so there is
always something to be enjoyed unless your really picky about your food. The
showers are the only thing that was consistently annoying (warm, cold,
scalding, hot, cold...repeat).
Other than different coordinators, whom I found to be
friendly, fun and pleasant, everything else at Hedo was the same as previous
years. You really have to give them credit for trying to motivate people who
are content in just being lazy, drinking and socializing to participate in
various physical activities, unless it means just getting out of the pool to
see who has the best butt or breasts. I highly recommend getting involved in
whatever contests or activities you can. When I left I had ended up winning
one bottle of Appleton rum, one bottle of Blue Mountain Coffee Liquor, and two
bottles of Tia Maria. Not bad, huh.
Oh alright, one disappointment for me was there was no
karaoke on Monday cause the machine was broke. I was so looking forward to
that.
The PJ night was great. My friends Allison and Jan from
CA and I went to the disco donned in our respective slut wear. I went in a
collar and chain and was the official boy toy for the evening. Its a dirty
job but someones got to do it. ;-) We took third place for most kinky cause
we won as a threesome. Also, bravo to Jamie and Eric and Karen for also
winning that evening.
The piano bar Wednesday was fun as usual. Also, during
the day, Eric and Karen had their wedding reaffirmation behind the piano bar.
It was beautiful. Id say half of the nude side was there to witness and
support. And after the ceremony was all over under a beautiful sunny day, I
had to ask can we get out of these clothes now.
Toga night was fun as usual. I would recommend bringing
your own toga. Definitely saves a lot of time and hassle. I ended up
performing in the talent contest by reading my poem Twas the Night Before
Hedo. It was very well received and a lot of fun.
During the day, it was pretty much the same, head to the
nude side, drink, smoke and socialize. I did actually do some activities like
water skiing. The place they take you to water ski is awesome. The sand on the
beach and ocean is like fine powder. Also, right there is a place you can get
a lobster dish and some red stripe for about $12 though I havent tried it
yet.
The clothing optional catamaran cruise is a blast. Rasta
Ralphie is totally cool and entertaining. The snorkeling was great but when we
got to the Pickled Parrot, once we got in the water, we realized that jelly
fish were everywhere. This doesnt usually happen but there were enough to
drive the humans out of their domain. I also recommend either participating
(ladies) or judging (guys) in the wet t-shirt contest. Its both sexy and
hysterically fun. And listen, never think your not good enough or qualified to
participate in any game or contest. Its all about having a fun attitude and
enjoying.
I always enjoy going to the hot tub as the last thing
before the end of the evening. For this week, I would say that the amount of
wild scenes was just moderate. Sometimes it was late at night, sometimes in
the afternoon, sometimes early evening and sometimes not at all. One of the
reasons I love going during this week, outside of the fact that now I know
tons of friends during that time as well, is because its always a perfect
mix of everything. You have your wild couples, your romantic couples, plenty
of singles and, in general, always a good bunch of people. This week I would
even say that the ratio of single guys to single girls was almost even. Of
course, most of the place was couples, but for me I dont care, if were
all friends having a good time, thats what matters.
Now speaking of friends, this part is for all those who
were down there. This year was awesome in having so many friends there. There
were those I knew from previous trips like:
Babs: wonderful to see you as always dear. We met there 9
years ago and hopefully well see each other there still 9 years from now.
Eric & Karen: Its so great to see you both again.
The wedding was beautiful and giving a foot massage, my pleasure.
Jimmy & Tracy: It wouldnt be the same without the
originators of the Purple Tongue Gang. You two are so much fun to be around.
Jimmy, Ill try not to look so damn important next time.
Tom & Joanne (and baby make three): It was awesome to
see you two again. Tom, you crack me up everytime Im around you and Joanne,
you are just so sweet even when you have that devilish naughty look in your
eye.
Clint and Jean: Hey mon, its always a party with you
two around. Wouldnt have it any other way.
There were those whom Ive known for a long time and
finally got to see in Hedo like:
Allison and Jan: I knew once you got down there, youd
be like veterans. It was most excellent having you down there or did you have
me. Anyway, thanks for joining in the revelry, and there was much rejoicing.
Yea
Laura: After all the times weve had fun and partied
together, it had to be topped off by both of us being at Hedo at the same
time. Im very happy we got a chance to share that together. You rock, you
rule, you have Pringles.
And there were those whom Ive just gotten to know and
finally meet:
Rich & Florangel: You two are so cool to be around. I
knew wed be friends before we met. Thanks for sharing the smoke mon. And I
loved Florangels never-ending smile.
Jamie & Nathan: Glad we got to hangout down there.
You definitely get one of the most sexiest couple award.
Tara: What can I say to such a sweet, not-so-innocent,
charming, sexy, trouble-making, fun party babe like yourself. Cant wait
till next time.
Duane & Kelli and Lyn & Con: Those afternoons
playing that pool game was that much more fun with yall involved, always
entertaining.
Marc: It was great to meet you man. Stay cool.
Joyce & Gerry: You party animals. Ill have to keep
an eye on you two to keep you out of trouble. But thats okay, I try to be
accommodating.
There are others I havent mentioned but all of whom Im
glad to have met.
Until next time, MAXIMUM RESPECT TO ALL, AND TO ALL A
WICKED NIGHT.