9/01/01-9-08/01(Toscha and Tom aka TNT)
Hedo II more than exceded our expectations. We left BWI at
8:20 a.m. after partying all night at our wedding reception and the after party
at our hotel. Service on AJ was ok. The flight attendants practically ignored
us. Anyway, once in Jamaica things starting rolling. If felt as if we part of a
secret organization as we awaited out shuttle bus to the resort. Someone offered
to get us some greens at the airport. Definitely don't get that service in the
states. We shared out bus with a couple and a single guy whom we later
befriended at the resort (DH)
The bus ride was long and kind of painful. Just wanted to
get there already and chill out. We had never seen so many live shacks before.
Our hearts were racing with anticipation of not knowing what will be waiting for
us. Before we knew it we were pulling into to our final destination.
Check in was slow because everyone is so laid back and we
were used to a more organized system.
Our room wasnt ready so we were encouraged to eat lunch
and come back in an hour. The rooms were ok and the bathroom was tiny, but
werent there to spend time in our room.
We decided to take a look and around and just jump right in
and get nude to break the ice. My husband was stalling big time even
though weve had experience being in the buff. While taking a dip and
enjoying the air mattresses we saw are few people having FUN! It was like
a chain reaction! Two other couples starting having a GOOD time! At
first we were flabbergasted and then turned on by it all. We were
approached by a lot of people who wanted to know if smoked or wanted to party.
(We were so nave to what they meant by party, but we found out on our last
night at Hedo II (hedovegas)!!! Never had real bud before until this trip.
Glad I waited.
We won lots of Hedo bucks and brought back 6 bottles of
rum. I won the reggae-dancing contest, the ring toss, best roman tied
toga(t--- down) hahaha! I entered Tom in the bodies in motion
contest and got to watch women rub ice on him with their mouths. I had the
opportunity to lick jam off of the guy who won (d---- down, I mean up and
hard) haha!
PJ
party was fun! Freaking on the
dance floor, boozing it up and looking at all of the great barely there pajamas.
We
drank enough tequila that night for ten people. We made a trip to the Jacuzzi afterwards to see what all the
hype was about. That was a great
experience watching and being watched. There
was this sexual ambience as soon as we stepped onto the deck.
A few people did get on our nerves by staring because they werent
getting any action for themselves. Asking
people if they were finished when they were leaving.
How tacky! We had a few
exhilarating nights in the Jacuzzi.
The
toga party was fun and a little hot with that sheet on.
We had become so accustomed to not wearing clothes that wearing them
drove us crazy. Tom showed me his
Roman Soldier numerous times that night!
The
clothing optional cruise was fun with Rasta Ralphi and rope swing into the ocean
filled with jellyfish. We met a lot
of nice people, played with a starfish that DH (the engineer) caught.
Naked twister, naked volleyball, body painting.
I painted pleasure zone on my husbands stomach and he painted a bikini
on me. Thought I was the crowd favorite but the artsy couple won.
Great impressionism.
Never
saw so many shaved genitalia in my life. Lots
of plastic boobies aka tomatoes. We
wont be able to drink pina coladas for a while or rum
The swim up bar was a nice place to chill and was close to Roberts
grill. Ate enough grilled cheese
sandwiches that clogged me up. Jerk chicken was tasty just not enough of it.
To
sum it up! WE HAD SUCH A UNIQUE
EXPERIENCE THAT FILLED MANY OF OUR FANTASIES!
A HONEYMOON THAT WILL FOREVER ETCHED IN OUR MINDS.
Cant wait to go back. See
ya next time. Peace and Blessings.
TNT
(lsathey31@hotmail.com)