Hedonism
II Dec2-9th 2000
2nd trip
Some
names have been altered to protect the guilty and the naughty.
This
report is written by Toni the Tigress a name given to her last year for
reasons that only those who know her would understand. Also Co -Written by
Wayne better know by Bon Bon a name given to him this year By Edie from CA. in
reference to his hairy buttocks.
It
has taken us a while to get back into reality from our trip to paradise. We
returned to 5 kids, 2 dogs,1 cat, and the Christmas Holidays think we are
ready for another trip. July soon com mon.
We
met lots of new people, and ran into some we met last year, verall making
loads of new friends. We had a blast. We had wild sex, saw wild sex,
participated in public sex, drank almost every drink known to man (or woman)
......over dosed on sex (well almost)..and can't wait to go again.
First
a big thanks to DennyP's web site, a must see for everyone from virgins to
repeaters. We had the good fortune of meeting Denny and Diane on our last full
day there. You guys are great. We really enjoyed dinner at Pastifaries and the
fun at Veronicas with you two. Wish we had more time together. We hope to make
the next WWW trip.
We
met so many people they are hard to name. Everyone who has ever been to Hedo.
knows that some times names become lost in the haze. lease forgive us if we
have overlooked anyone. Maybe next visit you can spank us for leaving you
out......
TRIP
IN
We
chose to fly Air Jamaica this time verses US Air. The time frame
is better with AJ. We arrived earlier in the day. We like to take the
bus ride from Hell from Montigo Bay to Negril and fly back to MTG Bay. We like
the bus ride talking to other people heading to paradise. Its a great way to
meet people. Besides we got some good video of some locals around the Ganga
bridge to show friends back home what real buds should look like.
We
just waved ,smiled and said no thanks.....we want to remember this vacation.
Why buy the stuff.All you have to do is just walk down the beach a bit and
take a few deep breaths.Wow it can make the world go around and
around.........By the way check the safe and the top of the closet for any gift
a former buddy may have left.
CHECK
IN
Smooth.....asked
for a up grade to ocean nude and got it. filled out all the paper work
while Bon Bon ran to the main bar for 2 dirty Bananas. Sucked the first one
down and sent Bon Bon for another. We never really thought we would say
"Its good to be home"......but sure enough we found ourselves saying
it over and over again. With this being our second trip we had a feel for what
came next. That was find the room get naked and run to the nude bar for a
refill "Delroy were home"
THE
PARTY TIME
"What
time is it "......"Its Party Time".......that was the time all
week.
We
should have know that it was going to be a good week when we saw the blow up
sex doll on the rail outside our room. In the window across from us on the
nude garden side was a sign that said HELP WANTED....AND....BEWARE OF THE
DOGS.We threw our things onto the bed got naked, made love, took a quick
shower, and ran to the nude pool area. Wow look at all the naked people. We
are finally back at the ZOO. It really does exist, its not a dream.
We
went to the bar ,caught up with Delroy, refreshed our drinks ,did the special
hand shake with Delroy and Scumba, and took off to the hot-tub. Bon Bon asked
someone what time it was and they said "Party Time". Ok let the
party begin Bon Bon and Tigress are here.
We
decided early in the trip that we were going to stay positive all week, relax,
and enjoy each other,and that is exactly what we did. We spent the first night
in the hot tub in the rain with a great group of people discussing everything
from kids to penis jewelry. This was the night that one guy kept going under
water and not coming up. We were informed that he almost drowned earlier in
the day. Bon Bon got the guy out of the tub and said "Look this is my
vacation and I don't want anyone to die in this hottub while I am here"
So off he went to get some food and he told Bon Bon "don't go away I will
bring you back some of my penis jewelry"......well as you can imagine
that got a big laugh out of all of us. This was also the night that we met our
next door neighbor, we will call him Bob. He was standing outside his room
next to our bath room window smoking Ganja as he did all week long day and
night. There were times that I had to close the little window blinds in the
bathroom to keep from getting so F----D up. Everytime we passed him he would
say to Tigress "Hey you want a hit"....."No thanks" she
would say then he would say to Bon Bon. "Hey can I eat you wife's
pussy".??....Bon Bon would say "No thanks" and we would walk on
laughing. No offensive taken says Bon Bon "I like Tiger pussy too"
This happened several times everyday. Well that is Hedo for ya.
The
next day was when the body shots started, sometime after lunch. The fun
started with tit shots with Tequila, salt ,and lime. From there to penis
shots. Things started to snow ball from there after a full bottle of Tequila.
he next thing I know 4 of us couples are talking about who's significant other
eats the best P---Y. After a few minutes into it someone says "Hey wait a
minute how can we judge...I know...change partners. Some where in the middle
of it all I looked up and saw a few other couples watching. The men watching
said "Hey girls looks like
you are having a bad day"...lol. Well the girls could not be out done so
on to a blow job contest! And as they say A Good Time Was Had By All. There
was lots of open displays of affection all week. Only once did we see the sex
police at work. Once there were 2 couples in the grotto having sex .....and
boy did we have a good time. Another time was a late night get together in H
block when the strap ons came out. We made so much noise the security guards
came and then a phone call from the desk to "Quiet down" sorry its
Hedo. you know and we are on vacation.
SEX
and MORE SEX
The
best and funniest sex show of the week was in the nude hot-tub. This show was
by our new NC friend Brad and his co star lets call her "cocksucker"
Brad took Ms Cocksucker on when her husband said he had never saw one she
couldn't deep-throat. Well Brad had to test her out, so she laid down with her
head down in the hot tub.Brad climbed on and went to repay the favor in a 69
when...OH NO....to everyones disappointment the sex police arrived. He tapped
Brad on the shoulder several times before Brad came up for air ,and he said
"sorry no show today".......Boo!Boo!rang from the 150 or more people
in the hot-tub. Well that was the only time we saw the sex police. Brad then
had to pull out his life like dildo and offer shots to all the girls....yum
yum....rum cream.
Bon
Bons Input
The
People Of Hedo.
As
you all know the people are what makes Hedo/Hedo.
Early
in the week we meet some great people whom we now consider good friends. Amy
Jo ,Brian, and his evil twin Shawn I am sure we will keep in touch. Rick and
Laura our Tequila body shot buddies , we knew we would hit it off on the bus
ride over. Brad and his forever present dildo complete with rum cream ,we are
still playing match maker with, Keith and Ursela they were great and took us
under there seasoned wing. They introduced us to Veronicas and fogged our
heads a few days with the local weed. All our email buddies you know
who you are. Terri and Joel, Tigress says thanks for the story that you
started in the hottub she is still waiting for the rest of the story. uy
and Filet Mignon, too bad we did not spend more time together, Neil and
Connie what a pleasure it was to meet you two. I always knew I was close to my
room when I saw Connie sitting in the window. Also thanks for being a sounding
board a time or two.,Hedo Mark what a nice guy lets all keep in touch, Alex
and Michelle ...we really enjoyed talking to you both while floating in the
Caribbean won't hold it against you telling Tigress that I was a
liability...lol
Jerry
and Edie, Bob and Fran, and Roberta and Kevin our friends from Canada we
enjoyed talking in the rain our first night at Hedo. It was great meeting all
of you. Lets keep in touch.
High
Lights
PJ
Party was great as always. There were lots of nude bodies for the prudes to
gawk at. The best for me was Tigresses in a Black see thru short dress and
high heels. Another time was watching Tigress and Amy Jo dance in the disco
late at night very close. Both looked hot and sexy. They had danced only a few
minutes when a vinnie that was watching couldn't stand it and had to jump up
and dance with the girls. They told him to get lost and I finally told the guy
"get out of the way buddie. You are blocking my view". I think he
got the picture. As these two ladies left the disco with their mates not far
behind two Jamacian guys walking behind them up the steps said "Hey you
girls don't have panties on"-they laughed and said so? They begged show
us your pussies. The girls did and said OK...show us your dick! The guy said
you really want to see it? The girls said yeah and so he whipped it out!...It
was so big it scared everyone and the girls ran back to their rooms! (Not
really but it made Brian and myself feel like little boys....Ha Ha. Later we
all stripped and mooned the disco from the prude pool windows. Bon Bons butt
was recognized by that all week. After that we invaded the prude hot tub and
was welcomed by the prudes in bathing suits. I think we brightened up their
Prude night.
Service
Scumba,
Delroy and all the bartenders were excellent as always. A special thank you
goes to Garth at the disco who kept Tigress in her favorite scotch. Once he
ran all over the resort looking for it. Front desk service was good. Our A/C
went out one day and was back on within 2 Hrs.
Entertainment
staff...great job, Anton was definetely the best, she was full of energy. She
even made up a new category at the nude pool for me, the Bon Bon Beer Belly
contest! It was a blast.
Food
We
didn't get to try the Scotch Bonnet. We were usually busy eating at Roberts
grill. The jerk fish and chicken are to die for. Who could ask for anything
more. Pastafaries was good service was great though the company made the
dinner remarkable.
Veronicas
We
never made it there last trip. What a mistake! Dave is the best and no one can
tell us any different. He brings out the best and the naughtiest in the
patrons. The songs...Big Bambo....Cuss The Bitch....are hilarious. And of
course when he coaxes the gals up on his piano the fun gets going. We we
singing "my baby takes it off piece by piece" for days when we got
back to the states. We howled with laughter when a guy got up to strip and
Dave sang "He's got a little penis"....."he's got a ugly
butt" We visited the bar several nights and will always remember Dave the
piano man.
Tea
and Cakes
Jennys.....we
had heard about this place and wanted to give it a try. So one rainy day 5 of
us jumped into a taxi with Leroy and off to town we went to do a bit of
shopping and then to Jennys to try the mushroom tea and Ganja brownies. Leroy
was great and gave us a tour of Negril and then showed us around the cliffs
and caves.20$ bought us a cup of tea and 1 brownie.....which was what most of
the local recommended. NOT....Bon Bon ate 1/4 of a brownie and was spaced out
for 6 hours functioning only in very slow motion. Tigress tried the tea and
was ok but found the high short lived (but she did say it made her HORNEY,
good for Bon Bon) Here have some more honey.......lol We decided next time we will do the tea but not the brownie.
Big
Ban Boo(BBB)
Happy
hour in the hot tub was always a blast. I counted over 180 people once. There
were these guys who had glued 8-10 rolling papers together and made a giant
dobbie (Bam Boo) that looked like a giant cigar x2.When they fired it up the
hot tub was half covered with smoke. Anton one of the coordinators ran up with
a fire extinguisher like
the place was on fire. The Bam Boo was passed around and even the bystanders
had to get some smoke or evacuate. Well this one guy was sitting with his wife
and after a big hit on the BBB he decided to get out of the tub....Bad Idea.
He stepped out and hit the concrete and passed out and appeared to have some
seizure activity. Tigress (the Nurse) jumped on him and got him in a safe
position and assessed the situation. Bon Bon jumped out
and helped. After all was checked it turned out the guy had been
drinking all day with out eating, was all hot from the tub, hit the BBB, then
jumped out .........result he dropped his Blood pressure and passed out. He
was seen in the dinning room that night and was doing fine. Jamaica is not a
place to go and be in need of medical treatment. By the time the Hedo nures
arrived all was well.
Weather
It
rained everyday but the last day, and we received a voucher for a no sun day.
The rain did not stop us from having fun. One day we were standing in the rain
out on the dock of Hedo looking
down the beach at the other resorts and laughed to our selves. We still ran
naked and had a great time .I wonder what they do at sandles when it
rains?......lol
Conclusion
What
a wonderful place. really does spoil you for any other vacation. We
thought we were finally getting over the DIF yet after writing this report we
are beginning to run the fevers of DIF once again. To all the people of
Hedonism, past, present, and future, You
Special
thanks to Denny and Diane for everything you do and for the gift you gave me
and
Respect