Well
here goes yet another trip report...
OF
all the times Ive been to HEDO , I needed this one the most due
to the horrific incident that occured on 9-11-01. I pray for my fallen
brothers and sisters from the NYPD and NYFD..
----- Now lets get started with this trip report..
Customs was a little harder than
usual , but after arriving in MoBay , enjoying a redstripe before the
Timair flight i realized i was home once again...
Just to see the regular
people at work at the resort was like a family reunion , check in was a breeze ,
but i had to wait for my room , O Well clothes came off and i proceeded to
the nude beach..:) , being
greeted by handshakes , hugs , and tears , YUP i was HOME...
I was pretty tame this
trip only because i was tired. My first 8 days
the weather was beautiful.
We went on the catamaran
cruise and Rasta Bill brought the water balloon slingshot. We were BANNED
from bringing the slingshot on the boat because on one of our trips our aim was
soooo good we shot a balloon through the pickeled parrot and
destroyed someones lunch!!1(whoops!!!!) Dont worry we re-imbursed
them..
Anyway Rasta Bill put the
slingshot in my bag and totally forgot about it , was the Rum punch getting to
him???? Next day he told me that he lost his slingshot ..
After 3 days of watching him
scratch his head , I gave it back to him
Bill is fun for all ages (not
reccommened for children under 3 !!)
He fell asleep on the beach one afternoon (BIG NO NO..) He awoke
to 20 people standing around him taking photographs of his newley painted
toenails and fingernails... I know Bill...you still owe me..
Thats why i dont sleep on the beach , i will wake up with a total sex
change!!!!! thanks to my FRIENDS!!!
Construction..
To me it was bearable,
a little more walking than usual, through the mud , up the hill , and to the
dining room we go..
it was much better than being
back home at work , think of it that way..
..
ENTERTAINMENT..
Again
a GREAT crew as usual , saw ALOT of NEW faces.. but i think the NUDES were the
entertainment as usual,,we were only there 7 days when the entertainment put a
bounty on our heads!!!!
Signs posted ALL over the
resort "50,000$$$ hedo bucks for the capture of Mike , Louie and
Rasta Bill wanted dead they could be dangerous!! come on.. only 50,000$$ hedo
bucks!!! is that even a bottle of tia maria??? Well , they Never caught us!!!!
hehehehe..
The nudes also UNOFFICIALLY
opened the prude pool!!!!
about 30 of us marched up to the Prude pool de-robed and jumped in!!
Yelling PRUDE POOL , NUDES RULE!!!!! watching the nubies watch us was
hysterical!!!!
Hitting the Sandals boat with
our water balloon slingshot was also great!!!!
Again , i met SOOOO many GREAT
people this trip and from previous trips , but that one SPECIAL person i met
this trip is a WONDERFUL WOMAN named JENNIFER.. WE hit it off the day we
met , well actually I hid behind her while Billy threw one of my squishy balls
at me in the pool..That was Fri Nov 2nd , by Sun Nov4th Jennifer moved into my
room and i extended until the9th.. She was Definately worth extending for..by
Sunday we were walking hand-in0hand on the beach, i could have never been
happier...You might not believe this but at the present moment me and Jennifer
are talking about future plans..
We will probably get engaged Nov 2001.. i will post pictures at the
end..
Jennifer is a VERY avid volleyball player , and a good one i
might add , i would play with her 2x a day.. (volleyball that is!!!!..LOL)
unfortunatelly we missed playing Sandals because we went on the catamarann
cruise. I only went on 2 cruises this trip due to the inclimate weather
, but i did my nude jump from RICKS and my naked TITANIC..
--MY friend JEFFERY Dove off RICKS with very little splash!!and then did a
backflip off the 12ft cliffs , I would NEVER attempt that!! meanwhile he
was complaining about shoulder and back pain 2 days later.. Gee i wonder why???
----Halloween was fun as usual , saw alot of great costumes , especially the
skit Rasta Bll and Rodan put on. Burt and diane (4:00 bubbles)
decorated the room GREAT!!!! as usual
Louie was also a RIOT in their skit.
I went as patch adams..simple and easy...
SCHOOL
SUPPLIES..
The
school supply drive went over well as usual , thanks to Rasta Bill for
organizing it a fwe trips ago. The Jamaican children are still on need of SOOOO
many things . Just read Chris Santillis book
the naked truth about hedonism 2 , second edition , it describes useful things
the local Jamaicans might need...
Closing
I
would once again to thank all the friends ive met from this past trip and my
previous trips..Billy Jr.. who shut off your firehose???
Debbie from chi, luv ya deb, Jack from Phili, traci from LA, and ill
ALWAYS say LA!!! Patty and Darryl.. thanks for kinda introducing me to
Jennifer..xoxoxo, Louie.. Ill NEVER mess with you..i wouldnt want your
revenge!!! Rasta Bill, may we have MANY more trips together to mess with
eachother and Jennifer from the boat... the list goes on and on..
IN
MEMORY.....
on
the last note i would like to dedicate this trip report and the rest of
our trips to our GREAT FRIEND .. KEITH KRUEGER..
UNFORTUNATELLY
keith passed away a week after returning from hedo, Keith passed away on
11-16-01.. he was a GREAT friend and LOVED my MANY...He was the mediator
for me and Rasta Bill , he was the quiet one in the group , ALWAYS getting
involved in our late night antics but yet NEVER recieving the blame..
Keith
you are a GREAT person and will be missed by all , but now you
are smiling upon us in the Hedo heaven in the sky..
GOD
bless you.. you will ALWAYS be in OUR PRAYERS..
.....and yes ..US grown men do cry........
WE LOVE YOU.....