i am sitting here drinking my dirty orange (meyers and o.j.) reading trip reports and saying i have been back since march and i never sent one in . so now i am I picked up my best friend fred from canada at newark airport on march 16th . Did some pre-vacation partying before the big trip . saturday came after a quick nap off we go . St.pattys day wasn't so lucky for us . got to the airport 600am for our 820a flight . As usual A.j. was late by 2hrs . o.k. the flight crew sucked and la la la . Get to hedo about 200p . Thank god the girls recognized me at the front desk . Check in took all but 15 minutes . there were no bag handlers available so i said i would take care of it . Joe smith came over and said no way . He took the bags himself . I was shocked and really impressed . My crew was already there for a couple of days . When we met up with everybody on the beach , they were bummed because it was so quiet and wanted out . So they got transferred to III and me and fred stayed because we love II . and boy am i glad we did . The crew tried to come back after a few days but we were booked solid . I got fred to finally try snorkeling and turns out he loved it . you must understand fred just started swimming recently and is deathly afraid of sharks . We went over to the pickled parrot on the cruise with rhasta ralphie ad had a great time on the water slide . I think fred took a dump going down for the first time . Ringmon was there of coarse and he saved a women who was panicking in the caves . While hanging out we met some new wonderful people . paul the lawyer , the lovely diane soprano , queenie , bella and tabet (the nutty chicks from d.c.) soap opera boy and his girlfriend . She was banging guys right in front of him . sockman just to name a few. I have been to hedo 13 times and i thought it couldn't get any better . This year had to be the best trip of them all . I never laughed and had so much fun as i did this year . When bella , queenie and tabet left , they gave me the greatest compliment . They told me they never had so much fun on a vacation and it was because of me . i swear to god , i got choked up when they said that and hugged me good-bye . When paulie the lawyer heard it , he said it was true to . Folks , i am not bragging . I just wanted you all to know how hedo can bring out the best in people . Plus i like to take the virgins under my wing and show them a good time . now for the rest : the food was o.k. there was a lot of repeating dishes at the buffet and no lobster because it was out of season , so they say . The staff was great , except for a few new ones that were a bit snotty but who cares . I had a blast . next year i am bringing my boogie board down . 2 years in a row there was a storm that made the bay wavy and i saw some great waves on the nude side . I figure if I leave my board there and the water gets rough , people can use it and maybe start a new water sport for all to enjoy cant wait to go back next march 16 Mickey