HEDO VIRGINS TRIP REPORT - FEB 2001
Two Hedo virgins woke up early in the morning one Friday and drove to a midwest airport at 6AM in temps of 13 below zero to leave on the vacation of a lifetime...... The flights to Jamaica were on time and uneventful, so will start at Sangster at 2PM... ready for next bus, so we are on the road(?) for our two hour scenic ride to paradise. No stops were allowed by the passengers in order for us to get there ASAP! You could see the knuckle marks in the seat cushions ahead of you from people holding on for dear life...but we survived to tell this tale. We arrived at Hedo at 4PM , checked in, no problem, mon...room was ready...drop off bags....now what? Wheres all the naked people? We were expecting nude bodies everywhere around us as soon as we stepped out of dining room and into our room by the bball courts. So, off for a stroll...down the beach we went..ahhhh, there they are...we are still being modest in our swim suits..get to the pool complex, and now its TIME! Oh well, off they came and never looked back! Amazing how easy it is afterwards....There was a light sprinkle so we jumped in the hot tub and quickly realized that we were in the middle of some PDA going on!...Yikes, Ethel, this isnt Kansas! We met Roger & Nancy from Dennys list and got pointers and lessons in Hedolore, so were able to soon relax and realize that we were in a magical place where everything is cool and not to worry, mon..... We also got a chance to meet Amos & Teri who we had been emailing prior to the trip. After dinner and beach party, went to hot tub again and stayed up late, late , late before off to bed. Saturday morning, awoke to bright sunshine, but cloudy eyes....went and found a spot on the jetty for us to lay and soak up rays. Checked out the gym and then hit the beach... Spent most of day laying out and sunning.... I think we are getting comfortable here! We played naked volleyball, met Dan & Dee & Eric, and went to happy hour for jerk chicken...(YUM,YUM). Met Dans Evil Twin in hot tub...amazing how everybody has a double somewhere...just dont expect to see them at Hedo! Yahoo Singles group was there in force , got to know many of them....great bunch, having a ball! Dinner, nite activities, then took a nap before late nite hot tub visit...several single Jamaican males in attendance...cruising for action! (SHOO, FLY) finally crashed late again. Sunday, woke up, Myr was sick and spent alot of the day in bed...I was lonesome for her but sunned the day away...Denny & Karen arrived that day, its so nice to meet folks before hand by email...after a heavy rain during happy hour, dinner once again, and then off to piano bar to see David. What a fun time! Eric played some tunes as well and everyone had a blast..tho I did get nervous about that flashing red lite on my head that says PICK ME, PICK ME! when David is looking for another singer(victim)...hehe... Didnt feel like going to hot tub alone so went to bed earlier than usual. Monday, another beautiful day in paradise....lite workout, breakfast, and Myrs feeling better...doesnt get any better than that! WRONG! She goes to check on poolside activities, next thing I know my shy farmgirl wife just won the best naked bunscompetition! After sunning in the AM, Myr, Dee, and Karen decide to participate in wet T-shirt contest at lunchtime spin....WOW! , where did she get those moves? After she places third, she is volunteered to lay on her back on the dance floor, strips down to a waist cover only, and gets chocolate syrup poured on her...which was lapped up by 4 eager males ( myself included :)~ ). If only our teenagers knew what their momma was doing on our trip to Jamaica.... After that, we got on board the big towed banana with Dan & Dee, Karen & Denny and had a nude ride past all the other resorts! Dan, Hang Ten, Dude! We laffed so hard that we almost fell off. Also, sorry about the wedding pics, Beaches people....they can retouch us off of your memorable photos...LOL.... Volleyball again, dinner, I have no idea what we did after dinner that nite, (brain cells destroyed) we WERE going to go to topless nite at disco, but fell asleep...never to return....til next day. Tuesday, normal routine, than went on nude Cat cruise to Pickled Parrot...snorkeled, watched divers, and limboed the trip away...alot of fun, dont miss it! Back at beach, brought forth our raft, thereafter known as Titanic (took 3 tanks of compressed air to fill up) and piled 13 naked bodies onto it! Unfortunately, many MANBUTTS were touching around the outside of the raft, so once count was reached, we didnt float long... HEHE....but, there was more room yet, try again tomorrow! Happy hour once again, amazing what some ladies will do for a tootsie pop! I brought plenty.... ; ) Battle of the sexes that nite was wild, Congrats, Dee, on your award winning orgasm..it was contagious, Im sure! You too, Capn Dan, Ill get you a towel.... Scavenger hunt was funny, I cant believe how fast Myr was able to rip off her red dress (!) when they needed one...then they asked for handcuffs, Myr grabbed my room key....they were on the bed, dear...just where we left them. PJ party was next after that..we got into our skivvies and went....It was packed! Many interesting items were worn there, to say the least....Susan, liked your bondage garb...Kevin, John Boy Walton woulda been proud of you... Dee, Karen, Tracy...hot, hot, hot! Too bad there wasnt a larger place to hold the party tho, even tho the dining hall would be TOO open and large for it. Hot tub late, and off to bed.... Wednesday, rode waverunners on the ocean..what a kick! Stuffed the raft with 13 people again....couldnt get any more willing sailors, why?...Did body painting...a B on each butt cheek spells... BOB, get it?...Got to see a cameo appearance by Papa Smurf as well, a single guy painted HIMSELF blue (?) what for?...Met a great couple named Greg & Susan who joined us in planning a kidnapping on the prude beach...We sent Myr over to blend in...waited awhile...then about 10 naked people showed up on the pier and started pointing at random prude sunbathers....after the selection was made, we dashed over to the beach, picked up her lounge chair, and then carried her past the gasping prudes towards the nude beach whilst the naked ladies with us were tearing her swimsuit off! Ynow, I think they were on to us...we were laffing so hard while doing it! That evening, joined the gang at the Scotch Bonnet for Jamaican food, was OK but not great....went to piano bar for awhile...too quiet for us at that time, so went to disco and danced our feet off! After loudness drove us out, went to beach and took wonderful pics of our ladies in the moonlight....Wandered towards late nite hot tub, was loaded with single wallies that were moving from action to action....turned us off so we left! Thursday, last full day for us...said goodbye to Amos & Teri, leaving at 2, sunned most of the day...After lunch, we gathered enough people and got 17!, yes, 17 people on the Titanic raft....everybody on, floating, with no one touching bottom! Dan, why did you jump on next to me frontwise? My neck still hurts from NOT wanting to look at your .... LOL! Picture proof was taken for posterior...er ..posterity...Chris Santilli, we need you to document for your next book : ) 2 hours of volleyball, happy hour, than time for TOGA! Everybody was looking FINE! Met Graham, the HUMAN TRIPOD! After dinner, Myr and I tied for best traditional togas with another couple. I had to strip off mine on top of the stage to see how fast I could put it back on! That naked experience was a little more than I counted on, but when cornered, what do you do? The conga line formed, Karen got to be close to Psycho Wally several times, something I know she enjoyed, and everyone had a ball! The next meeting place was at the disco for thong nite. We all met there and danced away in ONLY our thongs til we couldnt hear anymore....Myr, Dee, Karen & Tracy put on quite a show dancing together on stage...every eye in the place was on them! Beyond my wildest daydreams, babes!....Dan, is it tough to dance with 4 beautiful ladies when they have depantsed you?...It was a FULL MOON that nite,... people, at Hedo, the wolves come out to play....owooooooo! After a late nite beach walk, we headed to the hot tub til 4AM, then turned in... Its our last day, Friday....we are up at 8 AM, (howd we do that?).. had breakfast, talked to Tazmanian Devil for awhile, then went to Grand Lido with Denny & Karen to take some pics of our vacation resort to show the relatives....hehe.... We left surplus lollipops in our room for the maids kids, and had to find room for all the booze we won during the week....at noon, we went to TimAir for the flight out...which was FANTASTIC!....we buzzed the beach and saw our friends jumping and waving! The flights home were uneventful, got to home airport at midnite, 20 below wind chill, and a dead battery....but, yknow, with the Hedo glow still in our bodies and smiles on our faces...we can deal with about any trouble like that with a shrug.... In summary, a pretty quiet week, and a chance to relax and sleep in the sun...NOT! We partied until we couldnt party anymore...THIS virgin couple was completely out of our normal, VERY conservative life....but we feel like now we have experienced something that we cannot explain to our normal acquaintances, Hedo Magic, it can only be felt, not described.... DennyP, thanks for your site, without it we would not have gone..(TOO WILD FOR US, is how we felt).... but Hedo is what you make of it...as wild or as tame as you feel...after 20 years of marriage, we are more relaxed and deeply in love with each other day by day, than we could believe possible....To our friends, Dan & Dee, Denny & Karen,Kevin & Tracy, Eric, Greg & Susan, Chris & Jan, Amos & Teri, Dat, Dan, Brian & Ann, and many others, we loved meeting you and cant wait to see you again sometime....
Still Grinning, Mav & Myr