Lynette - 08/01

August 30-Sept 2

First let me say this was the shortest 4 days in history. But I have made up for it by already booking our next trip home. Ahhhh relief is only 5 months away!

Ok now for the trip. Leaving BWI was uneventful. We were cheesing from ear to ear singing the 'we're going to Jamaica' song. Who cares that we made it up as we went along. We're talented like that :-) Anyway arrived at MoBay International on time and by the time we reach baggage claim, our one purple rolling dufflebag was coming around the belt...hows that for perfect timing. Headed straight for the Superclubs desk and off to the bus. "Follow your bags"...and we're off...

The bus ride was fun. 2 hrs, 2 stops and a really cool crowd. Arriving at Hedo I got a warm tingly feeling. It was the first of many warm tingly feelings I would have. After about and hour the room was ready. I was impressed. I really had no high expectations on accommodations. We had extra towels in our room, but we came prepared with our own. We had one cold shower and the rest were warm to not unbearably hot.

When the luggage arrived we took 5 minutes to unpack and headed for the prude pool. Yes, prude, it was still daylight and we were still getting our bearings working up to the nude thing. It was boring there so we headed to the beach to check things out. There we met the first of many 'pharmaceutical salesmen'. They were very helpful, giving us all the info needed to partake of the plants of the island. Neither Alberta nor myself were experts in this arena, however it was part of the agenda. The salesman were so helpful to contribute a wooden pipe to help us along. We got enough plantlife to last the entire trip and we even had to leave some behind. DAYEM We napped before and through dinner on Thursday, waking up in time for the toga party. I donned my now infamous M&M toga, and Alberta her saran wrap toga with 3 strategically placed leaves. We met up with our AOL web group at the party. Cool night I almost won first place for most creative toga.

Ok its dark now, so we stop at the bar for a purple motherfucker and a red stripe and off to the room to partake of the plantlife. Then its off to the nude side. Slightly nervous but willing to go forth. Someone called my name from the darkness, it was several couples from the web group. Instant calm...and it was on...after they turned in we went to the hot tub to chill and things just got hotter. The single guys were so friendly. Lets say I enjoyed receiving my first muff dive...I LIKE THAT...I did not realize until I was told that we were putting on quite a show...complete with sound effects. There is something to be said in praise of younger men. The night ended in time for breakfast. So we ate and went to bed.

The following nights were much the same. The days were filled by drinking hummingbirds by the mug full,eating grilled am and cheese from Robert's, and watching the incredible sex shows in the pool and hot tub. We had to end the last night at 4am as alas it was time to pack up. I so hated to go. I now understand the feeling of euphoria that everyone feels. I went to Hedo with a 'to do' list. And I made a pretty good dent in it this trip. Now with 8 days the next trip...OH MY GOSH. I left town a bignewnuddiegal and came back a RESPECTABLHEDOHO

Lynette of Lynette&Alberta