Hedo II Trip Report
May 2nd-13th,2001
Wow how do we start to describe 12 days at the best vaction spot on earth? We
had waited forever we think from last May until this May arrived. As early as
Oct. we began to chat with new people who were going the same time as we were.
We will just try to hit some highlights as a full detailed report for 12 days is
almost impossible.
We arrived at Mobay to see Mike and Jan in line at customs. We had chatted with
them since Oct.. No problem thru customs. Mike and Jan, us and a new friend
Emillio headed to Hedo on the bus. Let us just say one thing about Emillio. You
hear all kinds of bad things about single males at Hedo but every once in a
while you find a great single guy like Emillio who just wants to make friends
and have a good time.
Arrive at the desk and ask for an H-block room. No problem have an H-block room
in less then 10 minutes. Off to our room we go to toss our luggage and head to
Delroys. OOPS now we have a problem. We unlock the door and walk in only to find
there is still someone in this room LOL. Back to the front desk and they give us
a temporary room for the night and promise an H-block room the next morning. At
this time Ray (Eva) finds us in the lobby. Ray and Eva are new friends we met on
the internet. Get checked in and we begin to show Mike and Jan around Hedo ( it
was their first trip). The four of us quickly end up at Delroys and join Ray and
Eva. True to their word a H-block room was ready at 8am the next morning.
As the week goes on more of the gang arrives. My Little Brother Boston Mike and
the Lovely Lisa, Dub and Sandi ( who we are forever greatfull to for telling us
about Hedo), Mike and Linda ( damn we had a lot of Mikes), Chris and Julie,
Bryan (aka Woody) and Kim,Glen and Connie, Hal and Von,Tommy and Sam,Tom and
Pat,Robin and Deb,Paul and Terri,Dino and Carla,Randy and Mary,Kirk and
Maggie,Bryan and Lorrie,Drew and Michelle and we know we have forgotten someone
so please forgive us.
THE HIGHLIGHTS :
As always the best highlight is spending time at Hedo with my beautiful wife the
Sexzzy Deb. Hedo would be nothing without her.
THE WEDDING # 1: One of the biggest honors of my life was being asked to be the
best man for my best friend Boston Mike as he and Lisa re-newed their vows. It
was a beautiful cereomny . Very fitting for two fantastic people. The wedding
went off without a hitch. Well ok there was a little thing before the wedding
about the clothes Linda (maid of honor ) and I were wearing LOL. Those that were
there know all about this. I had given Mike my word that I wouldn't do anything
funny during the wedding. I kept my word , but he didn't say anything about not
doing something right before the wedding. Basically Boston Mike needs to finally
realize that I am smarter,funnier and better looking than he is. ( Mike I love
ya " Little Bro"). Later that evening several of us went to dinner at
Ricks Cafe for the wedding reception. Boston Mike THOUGHT he was buying my
dinner for being the best man. Ray and Eva and Deb and I bought dinner for all
as a wedding gift to Mike and Lisa. Once again proving how much smarter I am
than Mike.
THE WEDDING #2: Our great friends Dub and Sandi celebrated their 20th
anniversary at Hedo by re-newing their vows on the beach. Dub looked COOL in his
outfit and Sandi looked great in her wedding dress. Dub and Sandi had been a
little dissapointed because they thought Tavis was gonna be away from Hedo on a
buisness trip and not able to attend. Surprise,, right as the ceremony was
beginning up walked Tavis. The ceremony was beautiful and went great. Several of
us celebrated their ceremony and anniversary that nite at Pastafari's.
WET T-SHIRT CONTEST: As usual The Sexzzy Deb was not going to get into any
contests. As we were walking up to watch the contest two staff members abducted
Deb and ordered her into the contest. As Mike would say this is gonna be COOL.
For someone who had to be dragged into the contest kicking and screaming and had
not done this before Deb did FANTASTIC. I was so proud of her ( not to mention
turned on LOL). Deb took 3rd out of over 20 ladies.
CAPTAIN PECKER DIES : Every year our friend Dub brings "Captain
Pecker" to Hedo. "Captain" is a 6 ft inflatable penis.
"Captain Pecker" rides are given to all females in the pool area. All
the ladies want to ride "Captain Pecker" ( and they say size doesn't
matter). Well Sandi and Mary decided to ride double on "Captain" to
the roars of the crowd. The roars quickly turned to "OH NO's" as Sandi
and Mary gave "Captain Pecker" more then he could handle."
Captains" whole side split and he quickly deflated. Many ladies were
depressed seeing a giant pecker go down so quickly. A proper funeral was held as
all the ladies who had ridden "Captain Pecker" in the past signed his
corpse. "Captain" now hangs on Dub and Sandi's wall in Missouri. And
yes ladies Dub has promised to be back at Hedo next year with a new and better
pecker.
BOSTON MIKE TRIES TO BURN DOWN THE SCOTCH BONNET: We could probably write a Hedo
book on all the stupid things Boston Mike has done at Hedo, but we respect Chris
and don't want to steal any of the thunder about her new book LOL. Let's just
say Mike spilled a Flaming Bob Marley on the table cloth and set the whole table
on fire. You just can't take this guy anyplace.
THE RELEASE OF THE MINNOW: (Sorry Little Bro this report wouldnt be complete
without this story). And sorry to those reading this but YES it is about Boston
Mike again. To preface this story Mike and Lisa visited us in Missouri in April.
We took them to a little bar at the lake. Know this sounds strange but at this
bar they have a tradition. You put a live minnow in your favorite shot and
"shoot the minnow". You then keep the "I shot the minnow"
shot glass as a souvineer. Myself,Deb and Lisa did it, Mike screamed I can't do
it and ran out the door and released his minnow into the lake. So now for the
Hedo highlight part. Mike got to the pool and I told him everyone wanted a shot.
Being the nice guy he is Mike carried 30 (yes 30) woo woo shots to us all.
Little did he know Jan had brought "gummy minnows" for us all to put
in our shot glass. We told Mike this was his chance at redemption and in his
honor he was to go first. Mike ( damn he is gullable LOL) quickly shot his gummy
minnow. Imagine his horror as 30 people then began screaming " I can't do
it, I can't do it" and all got out of the pool,ran to the ocean and
released our minnows. You should have seen the looks of the people in the pool
area and beach area as we all ran to the ocean. A couple of people told us on
the way back to the pool they thought we were starting a beach orgy LOL.
We could go on and on but basically we had a fantastic time with a great group
of people. The food was fine ( don't know why everyone complains about it).
Pastafari's food was excellent. I didn't care for the Scotch Bonnet , but others
liked it.
The staff was great as usual. Yes there were some new staff members who were
learning but all in all it is the best staff you will find at any resort
anywhere.
The room was clean and well taken care of. Yes there is water pressure
fluctuation and water temp fluctuation. And yes there is a hard time finding
towels at the hot tub/pool area, but who cares this is HEDO.
Dave at the piano bar is great. If you are new to Hedo be sure and check Dave
out at least one night when you are there.
To all our friends ( both old and new) thank you for a great time. Words can't
express how much all of you mean to us. We can't wait to see all of you in May
2002.
Love and respect,
Larry and Deb