Joe and Gretchens Trip Report
7/26-7/29
Well I have finally gotten around to the trip report, I
hope that I can still remember all the events as they unfolded, since it was
all a wonderful blur.
This was our first trip to the Island of Paradise and
Pleasure. Joe had wanted to go
there ever since the age of 15. I
had never heard about it until Joe and I had met, and on one of our first
dates he had asked me if I would ever be up for going to Jamaica and being
totally nude for a week in front of complete strangers.
My response to him was When are we going?..So from that time
on we had been planning this long awaited trip.
Plane
We took off from the Airport on a direct flight from DFW
to Mobay. We had a good flight.pretty
smooth. On the plane we sat
next to a couple from our area that was staying at Wyndam Rose and had never
been to Jamaica. We told them
about where we were headed to The Zoo as they say, the looks on their
faces were priceless. I dont
know if they were shocked that such a place existed or if that they were
sitting next to people crazy enough to go there.
I had been
drinking from the time they started serving, Joe and the couple next to us had
some catching up to do before we arrived, so the Peer Pressure set in, and
they all joined me. We shared
stories and a few laughs exchanged numbers and went our separate ways upon
landing. Customs was a bit of a
wait, which really didnt bother us; we had a good buzz going and each others
company. While standing in
customs there was a couple two ahead in line and the girl had a T-shirt on
that said No Tan Lines.they looked really familiar, and we actually
had been talking to them through Dennys site.It was Bob and Sadeanathey
were also Hedo Virgins. They
informed us they were taking Tim Air and that they would keep a chair at the
bar warm for us.
The BUS
Welllets just say the bus was The Bus.one
time is all you need to get your feel of how the locals live.but it was an
experience to say the least. One
good thing did come of The Busthat would be Darlene.
Darlene is one of the most genuine people you will ever meet.
This was her 10th trip (or something like that) that she had
been there. She was meeting her
husband who was arriving there later the next day.
Thursday July
26th arrival 3:00pm
We arrived and had no problem at check in.maybe
fifteen-minute wait and a little confusion on who we were, there was another
Joe W. that was also staying there, same name and everything.
Then we ran into Bob and Sadeana from the Airport at the Check-In Desk.
They had arrived 20 minutes before us, that was kind of odd because The
Bus had been close to 3 hours long.how had we gotten there and met up
with them after they had taken Tim Air? The
weather had delayed themtoo bad.
We headed to our room, unpacked and put on our beach gear (which we didnt need). We walk out the door, and it is Bob and Sadeana again. They ended up being our neighbors, which was kinda cool.
Well, we had one other experience of being naked in public when we had gone to a nude beach in Austin, Texas called Hippie Hollow, so we had no problem disrobing. We immediately felt, as if we were Home, we are glad there are other people in the world that is as crazy as we are. It was a very invigorating feeling being there mingling with people from all over the place.
OK, so we had been at the beach since about 4:00 or so, and we were having the time of our lives. We headed back to the room so we could change into our Togas and get ready for the first night there.
Took off to Dinner around 7:30ish, we were starved had
not had lunch. So we grab some
food, finish eating and wait for the entertainment.
I think that night was talent show night. I wanted to get Joe involved in it (He is an awesome
drummer), but come to find out you have to audition earlier in the day and
then there is practice)We will keep that in mind next time!!! Also that night was a performer by the name of XXXENAshe
and her husband are also one of the nicest couple we ever met.
XXXENA is a professional adult entertainer, and she came out and did an
excellent performance for everyone. She
had actually made me part of her dance.it was very funny (she pulled my top
down in front of everyone and buried he head between my breasts).
OKso we were getting very tired of the performances and headed back down to the Pool/Hot Tub area.
Had a few more drinks, enjoyed one anothers company
and then turned in about 12:30-1:00ish (I think).
Friday July
27th Day 2
This
was a very special day for us; it was our 1-year together, so we spent a good
part of the morning indulging in each other.
It was fabulous; they must be putting something in the food and drinks
there, because we couldnt get enough of each other.
OK.we have one thing to say, they MUST open the bars
earlier!!! I swear we were at the
bar almost every morning at 9:00 (sometimes earlier) asking for a drink, but
we had to wait.they take things slow in Jamaica.
We were just in full party mode the whole time, and at times it seemed
as if we were the only ones having fun. Dont
get me wrong, everyone was having a good time, but we were constantly dancing
and singing while in the pool, on the beach, wherever we went we were smiling.
I guess that is what love does to you.
We hung out with a few people, had great conversation
with XXXena and Lance, and hung with Darlene and Harold. Everyday there was
a rainstorm of some sort, so we were in our room most of that dayEither
napping or indulging one another some moreI think that we had indulged
about 7 times that day
Constructionyes it was going on while we were there.
Our room was adjacent to the Constant sounds of Jack Hammering while
napping (anywhere form 1pm to 4 PM) it was very difficult to really be able to
fall soundly asleep, but at least they are improving things!
Hot Tub was a very interesting scene that nightvery
uncomfortable to say the least. The
amount of single men that night was overwhelming. There were about 6 couples there trying to do there own
things with 40 single men RUDELY staring and doing who knows what under the
waterI am sorry to say we left the Hot tub area around 1:30 VERY
disappointed in all the Vinnys and Wallies.
Day 3
This was going to be our last night there at Home,
so we made the best of it and decided that we were going to Tear it up
and go out in style. So there we
were the same as the day before, at the bar at 8:30 am I think it wasstill
no drinks. So we replaced it with
the local greenery that was purchased at the Airport. We love this place!!!
Finally the Bar opens and we grab some drinks, lay on the beach.
Much of the same all daybut I will say that this was a
very slow week, never saw any crazy poolside games which we were so looking
forward toThe rainstorm everyday put a damper on games and a Nude Volley
ball game was never played because of the weather, no body painting, no naked
twister. So with none of that
going on, no Hedo Bucks were dispersed.
Darlene had told us that it was a very slow week and she
had not seen it so slow in a long time, but the weeks before hand had been WWWs
and LifestylersSo this was a down time.
That night we had dinner at Pastafaris with Darlene
and Harold, Heidi and her husband, and Denise and her husband.
The dinner was excellent and the service was outstanding.
We never had to ask for refill our drinks were full at ALL times.
In the hour and a half that we were there for dinner we ALL walked out
staggeringand feeling no pain. After
Dinner we headed to Veronicas for some entertainment, but we were there a
little too early, so we sat and talked to Denise and her husband.
We finally all decided to head to The Hot tub and see if there was any
action going on there. We arrived being the first ones and drank some Daiquiris
and played with the various water jets located in the Misting Pool and Hot
Tub. Eventually more people
finally showed up and the Scene was a bit better, more action between couples
was occurringwe watched a few shows and performed a few of our own. The
Vinnies and Wallys got the hint that they were not going to get lucky that
night and most left us all to ourselves, Thank God!!!
We then took a survey of the couples that were hanging with us on how many times they had sex that day.
Some said two, some said three, but unbelievably we had
gone at it over ten times that day, without the help of Viagra believe it or
not. Wowamazing!
Great Day, Great NightGreat Place!
Day 4
This was the worst day everwe got our eviction notice.
We reluctantly packed up our things and headed to the
front desk to make final arrangements and coordinate our time for The Bus.
We then had two hours to kill so we headed back down to the beach to
partake in the last smells of our Paradise.
We floated for a short while, and then went back to our room to indulge
one more time in one another before leaving.
We then found a rock, painted our names on it, and put it in the Nude
bar Area, we hope to paint another rock next year!
While checking out I had the biggest laugh of my life!
We were waiting for The Bus to arrive when the Vinny of all
Vinnies arrived. He started
asking us a million questions about Single Women and where were they
because he was going to be the king of them all. This guy was a short muscle head with a very northern accent.
He was quite upset because he had been traveling for quite a while and
was telling the front desk that he was tired of waiting and that he was ready
to get to all those single women.
So we left on time.and got home safely. We were very sad to leave, I actually cried on the plane.
We cant wait to get back
