Well I have been putting off writing this trip report for awhile because I am sure once I start writing it my DIF will come rushing back. It is a long one so brace yourself. Our trip started about 7 months prior to us leaving. My wife and I(Jim and Lori) wanted to celebrate our tenth anniversary in style so on to the internet I jumped to do some research. It didn't take long for me to stumble upon Hedo II and after a little reading I was hooked. The tough part would be getting Lori hooked. It took me awhile, "The naked truth about Hedonism II" helped immensely. Finally I had her on board(As the trip got closer she was going crazy buying stuff for the trip). I told her she would love it and would probably be more wild then me, little did I know how right I would be. Denny's site became very familiar to me over the next few months and I spent a lot of time on it and emailing others(at times much to the dismay of Lori), but in the end it paid off nicely as we had a great group while there. To any newbies out there, I cannot stress enough how getting to know others online before we went improved our vacation. Thanks Denny, we owe you one. Through Denny's site we stumbled upon some folks just a mile away from us that were Hedo vets. In fact they were going to Hedo the day we returned. We emailed awhile and then made the plunge and set up a meeting with them. They dogged us, it was legit though and we finally did get together. Since then we have become great friends. We had many a 'Hedo training" session with them before our trip. These included Hedo slut wear fashion parties, Hedo drink nights(we became Land Shark fans), Hedo hot tub parties and Hedo jerk chicken dinner parties. The day came to leave, I had dropped the kids off at the grandparents and we were off to the airport. We flew out of Seattle so it was no short flight, but soon we found ourselves in Mo Bay in the middle of a rain storm. We located Tom and Laurie, our e-mail buddies who we were sharing a Tim air flight with and soon were airborne with a comedian for a pilot. Laurie was in rare form during the flight and had us laughing most of the trip. I had formulated a plan that when I hit Hedo, five Land Sharks would be coursing through my blood stream before I hit the nude beach(this nude thing was new to us but one of the reasons we were going to Hedo). Tom, shattered my plan and immediately pulled us to the nude beach where we immediately ran into Michael and Wendy, more of our e-mail buddies. So we have 0 drinks in us and Tom and Laurie are dropping their clothes when the heavens saved me and a rain stormed swept in. We decided on lunch at this point. We were saved. Lunch went fast and I only managed to get one drink in me, Lori and I were running on about an hours sleep so I was just trying to maintain. Well the time had come again, so off to the beach and naked we were. It was actually very easy and the rest of the trip we both hated to put on clothes. Lori had no problems at all getting nude, her nudist self came out of the closet on this trip(and has stayed out since!). From here the rest of the trip just kind of cruised along real smooth. We slept very little the first few days(in fact the whole trip) and spent many an afternoon in the hot tub waiting out the rain, drinking our Landsharks, Jamaican rums, and Mud slides. I will hit the highlights of the trip.
Piano Bar-Absolute blast. Dave is awesome. Lori made it up on the piano twice, topless both times,(piece by piece, shes gonna take it off!) once with two gals(Thanks Cat!) grinding on her and the second with all the gals from our group while we guys sang, "Twist and Shout". I sang a couple of times with Nathan(his idea, Nathan and his wife Jeannie are a must for any party!) and I even tried to sing once by myself. I made up some new words for "Candy Man" but about half the way through the song I forgot the words, somewhat embarassing but what the Hell, I gave it a try. Holly did an awesome duet with Dave that had us all in stitches and also did an incredible strip tease that left all us guys(and some gals) breathless. We spent 3 nights at the Piano bar and loved every minute.
Disco- I liked the disco a lot, kind of small but not too bad. The music was great for dancing and it was nice and cool most of the time. We hit the disco almost every night to get a little hip grinding dancing in and burn off some of the calories from all the drinking. One night we managed to get a few body shots off the gals as they lay on the bar; add this to the list of things to do again.
Beach-Spent most every morning on the beach until the rain chased us into the hot tub(it rained everyday starting the day before we got there and quitting the day after we left). We both loved the beach and the water. Everyday when one of the neighboring resort cruise boats would go by Peter (Of Peter and Janet, another one of our bunch) would stand up and do his naked dance for them. I actually met Peter and Janet in the Atlanta airport when I asked them a question, later when they came up to us at Hedo and introduced themselves I had no idea who they were since now they were nekid. Once I imagined clothing on them I remembered. They were great, Peter ended up being our waiter most of the trip, it seemed like whenever your drink started getting low there was Peter with 8 drinks in his hand passing them out to everyone. I do think he may have sampled all those drinks a little too much one day and ended up sleeping for like 14 hours one night. We usually managed a midnight walk(or later) with a stop on a lounger for a little groping, each night. Also one day we managed to walk aways down the beach to take some legit photos. We also bumped into our UK friends Kev and Ali there on the beach. They were a ton of fun and had some of the best costumes of the week.
Hot tub-We spent almost every happy hour in the hot tub waiting out the rain and watching the entertainment. This is where we met Eddie(one very funny high energy fellow!) and his dice. He got us started on a little game of naughty dice(add this to the list of things to do again) which we took to quite enthusiastically!! Laurie's true self came out during these games as she took over and led the dice game. Her cries of "Oh is it my turn AGAIN", became something we heard a lot. When it was your turn, you got to roll the dice and do whatever they said to whoever was playing. Our corner of the hot tub got pretty crowded once the dice came out(of course we did scare a way a couple of folks too!). A few people new to the game quickly caught on(after turning 8 shades of red) and had lots of fun. During another game one set of dice was not enough so we got ours out and got two sets going. It seemed that no matter what you rolled it always turned into kiss the nipples, at least that is how I played it. There was usually a little(or a lot) of PDA going on during happy hour and later at night. We always finished the night with a soak, it was a good way to finish the day. A little side note on the hot tub. I was the proud recipient of a butt chug. Laurie and Lori treated me one afternoon. I must say the view from down there was VERY impressive. It took me awhile to get in the exact right positon so the gals had to hold their pose for quite sometime:) I also put this one down on my list of things to do again.
Games and Hedo bucks- We played naked twister (Lori's nipple some how ended up in my mouth during this game), ring toss, did body and rock painting, dance contest, battle of the sexes, and got to judge the wet t-shirt contest which consisted of me rubbing an ice cube on a rather large and nice pair of breasts and then licking them off. There is that kiss the nipple thing again. The contests were all great, though a wee bit embarassing at times. Lori was relentless at getting Hedo bucks, in fact Peter painted "Will work for Hedo bucks" on her back during body painting. A couple of people tried to take her up on it. We ended up bringing home five bottles of booze, not bad. It has kept us in dirty bananas since we got back!!
Dining- Food was fine by my standards. The fish and salads where great as well as the fresh fruit. I am pretty easy to please when it comes to food so I was happy the whole time. We did go to Pastafaris one night and that food was great. The staff in the dining room was excellent, rarely letting my water glass get less than half empty. We did get a couple of straight shot contests going during dinner one night (Nathan started it, again!). The bar staff was excellent at making us 16 shots five or six times in a row!! Lori had jerk chicken one night and loved it, took a few beers to wash it down, but good by all standards. Holly had a little naughty Catholic girl outfit on one night and when she walked in the dining room it got a little quiet. She was the stuff dreams were made of that night.
Boat trip-Got most of, if not all of the gang together for a trip to the Pickled parrot. As soon as we pulled away from the dock we all quickly got naked which startled a few folks into heading to the back of the boat were all the clothed people were. The cruise was great and we even jumped off the cliffs a few times. Kev is retired Royal navy and had no problems jumping off the 40+ footer. He said these were short compared to jumping off a carrier. I finally got the nerve to jump off the big one and waited for Lori to follow me down. Everyone on the boat was taking bets that she wouldn't do it but my little studess wife proved them all wrong and took the plunge. Beautiful, brave and adventurous, no wonder I am so crazy about her!!!! The trip back was fun as we all did the nekid dance for any boat that passed and one adventurous jet skier hosed down the boat a couple of times before he wiped out. We were all feeling no pain by the time we got back and after Lori had her hair braided(my little Jamaican wife!) we headed to the hot tub for another excellent game of dice!
Accommodations-The water pressure and temperature were as bad as everyone said but it was no big deal and in fact was quite hilarious hearing all the cuss words coming out of the shower. Our rooms were nice and may the person who thought of putting mirrors on the ceiling have their every desire fulfilled!!! Those mirrors were awesome!!!! We had lots of fun with those. Still trying to figure out away to put those up above our bed without having to take down the eye bolt. :) My only complaint of the entire trip was the beds. They absolutely sucked!!! But since we spent very little time sleeping it was no big deal. These beds hands down, were the worst I have slept on in my entire life.
Toga/PJ night- Both were lots of fun, especially Toga night. We had pre made our togas prior to going so we made it up on the stage for judging a couple of times. We had enough friends in the crowd to get a strong second but never the win. Didn't matter though because toga night was a ton of fun. PJ night was also great but the disco got a bit crowded that night. Michael and Wendy, some more of our e-mail buds were there and looking sharp. Wendy is a gorgeous blond and she did well in the sexiest PJ contest. Tammy and Casey looked awesome in their leathers and took a strong finish in their category. Kev and Ali also did quite well, they were looking incredible in their bondage gear.
Well the day we dreaded was fast approaching. We had to leave at 7:00 in the morning, at 3:00am we figured we had better get our water logged carcasses out of the hot tub and back to the room to pack. We had put off getting out of the tub as long as we could because we new that getting out would be the end of our trip. We said good-bye to everyone(I have no idea what I said to them I was so tired by this point) and went back to the room. We hap-hazardously threw stuff into our suitcase, sat on it to get it closed, had one last hurrah(God bless those ceiling mirrors!) and settled in for a hour and a half sleep which was interrupted by the front desk calling to see if we were taking the bus. We weren't so back to sleep for the last hour. The flight back was uneventful and soon we were at the airport in Seattle. We got off the plane and immediately ran into our neighbors, they were taking the same plane to Hedo as we had just gotten off of. We told them a few stories(hopefully we did not offend to many people that were sitting around listening to us) and then headed out. By this point I was way into sleep deprivation and would be for about a week. DIF was TERRIBLE when we got back. I just wanted to turn around and go back. The only thing that saved me was emailing all our gang. Would we do it again? Hell yes!!! In fact our whole group is going to meet there again. What would I do different? Sleep just a little more, by the last 2 days I was a zombie for a good part of the day. We would stay a little longer, six nights was not enough. Lori wants to take more slut wear next time, I want to get a little more creative for PJ night. Lori ended up apologizing to me for initially putting up such a fuss and not wanting to go. Those words I so seldom hear came out of her mouth, "You were right." She was the wild woman I had predicted she would be and she had a great time. It has brought about some changes in her that I very much like! :) I think I read it on a post somewhere, The husband would say, "Lets try Hedo". Afterwards the wife would say, "When do we get to go again?". There is now more passion in our marriage than our first year. After being locked at the hip for the better part of a week it was hard to go to work and not be around her. We burnt up the phone lines that first week back!! There are many people we want to thank for making our trip is great as it was, I am sure I will forget a few but here it goes. Tom and Laurie, Peter and Janet, Kev and Ali, Nathan and Jeannie, Kevin and Holly, Jim and Angie, Michael and Wendy, Jamie and Kristin, William and Tawanna, Reggie and his girlfriend(sorry cannot remember her name though I do have a great picture of her!) and of course Denny, though we have never met. For those of you that have never been I recommend the following: Get your ass down there, you will not regret it, get to know others via Denny's site and e-mail before you go, read the Hedo book and check out Denny's site as much as you can, it is loaded with great tips and advice. Sorry I was so long winded but Hedo is definitely a magical place and I just wanted to get it all down so eight months from now when it is rainy, crappy and cold out, I can read this and maybe just for a minute I will be able to feel the warm sun on my shoulders, taste a cool Landshark and see my gorgeous naked wife laying next to me on a beautiful beach as we sit around and swap lies with all our new friends. The place will transform you, of that there is no doubt!!!
Take care and live for today!