Gary & Tami - 01/01

As Hedo virgins, we want to thank Denny and all of you who have submitted trip reports. It sure helped us go into this adventure a little informed. We arrived on Saturday to beautiful weather. We chickened out on the bus ride and grabbed a flight on Tim Air. We arrived to what I assume is the usual throng of people in the dining area waiting to leave and waiting to check in. Of course, the room wasn't ready so we headed out to the beach to find Bill and Val. They gave us a quick tour of the place and we settled into our blissful week free of clothes. And then came the rain. It poured. We retreated to the hot tub and tried to wait out the rain. Finally our room was ready and off we went to unpack and dry off. Sunday started just as beautifully, and then came the rain. At least this time when we retreated to the hot tub, it was full of people. It rained off and on all week. We were told this is unusual for this time of year. Gosh, we are going to have to go again just to see if that is true! Thank you to Vince and Bridget, Bill and Val, Ed and Kathie, and all the rest of the Web Gang for making us feel so welcome! The food was good and plentiful (after reading Denny's website we knew what to expect). No lobster, but hey, what the heck. Robert's fries and jerk chicken are the best. And yes, the showers varied from burning hot to ice cold. It is better if you don't try to shower when everyone else is trying. And then there was the guy from Missouri. He is certainly the type who needs to read this website. Seems he and his wife and two other couples heard about the place from the bus driver, so they decided to get a day pass. He and his buddy headed for the nude side as the rest of the group stayed on the prude side. There was a prude side??? Gosh, I never saw it. Anyway, he got drunk and obnoxious asking all the women in the bathroom line if they would please hold it for him. After no takers, he found me sitting alone as my husband was standing in the long line he had created. He sheepishly asked me where my husband was and if he were going to get mad if he was seen talking to me. He ran off as my husband approached. We ran into him later in the hot tub having a great time with some of the women and coaxed one into "kissing" his buddy's member. The best part of the day was when his and his buddy's wives came looking for them and caught them red handed! I bet there will be hell to pay. She looked pissed. Overall, the week was great and we have learned just what it is to catch that dreaded island fever!

Gary & Tami