Gary & Tiffany - November, 2001

Gary & Tiffany
Florida

Hedonism II  (November 10 - 14, 2001)
Hedonism III (November 14 - 20, 2001)

This was our first visit to Hedonism II and second visit to Hedonism III this year.  We
had purchased 16 days this year and decided to use the three free bonus days and visit the
infamous Hedonism II prior to returning to Hedonism III.

Our flight on Air Jamaica originated out of Fort Lauderdale.  In the past, we flew direct to
Montego Bay.  Unfortunately, Air Jamaica no longer has a direct flight to Montego Bay.
Instead the flight arrives in Kingston.  I guess we are spoiled since it used to only take us
1 hour and 10 minutes to arrive in Montego Bay.  Departing was from Montego Bay to
Kingston, change planes and then off to Fort Lauderdale.  Unless Air Jamaica reverts
back to their old route, we will fly out of Miami.  Other than that, the flight was
uneventful.  Upon arriving in Montego Bay we decided to take Tim Air to Negril.  Even
without reservations we were on a flight within a half hour.  A word to the wise.  Be very
careful of Tim Airs competition.  We were intercepted by an employee of another
commuter airline who had passed himself off as an employee of Tim Air.  It didnt work
and we insisted upon traveling Tim Air.  Tim Air offered a great flight and a beautiful
opportunity to see the west coast.  Upon landing we were bombarded by drug dealers and
cab drivers.  We split a cab ride with another couple to Hedonism II, even though it is
within walking distance from the air strip.  I think it was $10.00 for all of us. 

Having read Chriss book and monitoring Dennys site, we knew that Hedonism II was
not Hedonism III.  We found the property to be beautiful with lush gardens and a very
nice beach.  We were given a room on the prude side which was still close to the dining
hall.  The construction was a minor inconvenience, not so much the noise but the detour
you had to take to get to the nude area.  Our room was clean and we did not have any
problems with the water pressure as stated by other visitors.  There was the occasional
power outage, phone outage and a problem with the air conditioning.  We spent very little
time in the room.

The nude pool and Jacuzzi area is much larger than Hedonism III.  The beach is also
much nicer.  Now although we were only at the resort for a for 4 nights, we found the
crowd to be a little bit older than Hedonism III.  Unlike Hedonism III, we did not see any
organized activities such as body shots, guess your mate, oil wrestling or pussy shaving
contests.  In fact it was very quite.  We may have had bad timing.  There was a large group
of repeaters there who went by the name Zoo Pals.  Many of them were very nice but a few
were rather obnoxious, especially the rather large (not where it counts) older Italian man.

We quickly became friends with three other couples and spent most our time with them.
This included fun on the rafts of shore, night time activities in the Jacuzzi and group
activities under the cover of darkness along side the Jacuzzi when the temperature was
just too hot to handle.  The hot tub was also the meeting place for just about every single
guy who was there.  Most were gentlemen but a few came very close to being flown back
home on an air ambulance.  Two of the females in our group were pretty much stalked
by a couple of males who mistook the females friendliness for an invitation.

Our most memorable moment was when Gary paddled his way back into shore and
retrieved hamburgers and drinks for the others who were off shore on their rafts.  He
didnt spill a drink or meal.

We ate dinner in the dinning hall and found the food to be very good.  As for Pastafaris,
the food was good but the selection was not as diverse as the Pastafaris at Hedonism III.
Munahana will be a great addition to Hedonism II as will the glass bottom Jacuzzi and
slide.  It is apparent that Hedonism II is going to adapt several amenities that currently
exist at Hedonism III.

Will we return?  Probably yes.  In fact, we  delayed our return to Hedonism III so we could
spend more time with our new friends.  We enjoyed Hedonism II and will most likely return
once the construction is complete.  Until then, we will continue to return to Hedonism III.  In
our opinion, there is more of a party atmosphere, younger crowd, more P.D.A. at Hedonism III.
 
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