9-29 to 10-06
I decieded to put this together before all the rum left my system because it takes brain cells with it on the way out. Sat : I no its needed and overdue but security is a real pain. Went pretty fast though.I arrived at Phila airport about 3 1/2 hours early to play it safe and spent about 2 hours sleeping by the gate. We had ruff air all the way down and when we landed we BOUNCED off the runway about 4ft. Talk about a fun landing. Then just incase my system wasn't shot enough I took the Tim Air rollercoaster .By the time I got to checkin i was soaked in sweat and still shaking. But checkin was a breeze,room I wanted ready and waiting so droped the bags and headed for the pool. I made the pool by 12:30 which was my goal. Went straight to roberts for a burger and fries. HORROR his frier was broken so no fries unless you got dressed and walked all the way to the prude grill..Wasn't until friday that they fixed the problem by swaping friers.We did love those jerk burgers though! Cheesburger with fried onions and jerk sauce. ummmm,drool,smack,lick. ....... sorry my mind was having a flash back. Now for a word of advice ,when drinking 64ozs of strawberry dacaries(yep that slim jim mug held a FULL blender in one shot)don't add 5/6 rum kamakazies on top of it. We were doing body painting and while I was being painted by the lovley lady who I had just painted I passed out not once but four times. My thanks to my new friends the paramedics who kept rolling me over in the sand to make sure i was completly covered.LOL They turned me over to the nurse thinking that she would give me an I/V to rebalence my fluids.Ha Ha Ha Ha. yea right ,she let me sleep for a couple hours,gave me some salt and water and sent me on my way.I was very touch by the number of people who came up to me when i got back to the beach to ask if i was ok .Also many thanks to the fact that there were no cameras nearby! I switched to water for most of the night. Sunday we were busted by the fun police because some prude complained (I know their pool is closed but do their minds have to be too?) that seven people shouldn't be doing that in the hot tub.Oh well it gave one of the girls an excuse to shave a couple of us guys . Jees what a drunk single guy will agree to is just shamefull. It was a little strange at first but now i think i like it.We did load test the bed and found it will hold seven adults(humm just what is the Hedo record) I was a little upset that they had all the frozen drink machines turned off but with the mighty mug I only had to go back every couple hours so no problem. There is mug envey on the beach,and I had the biggest one one the beach. God its good to be able to say that about something of mine. Construction got to the disco so they moved it to the main floor which was better in my book. Toga and PJ night a blast as always. Hey I never got my Hedo bucks from Angel for my formal wear on PJ night! If your going soon tell her Dave said you could have them. The other normal fun,snorkeling nude thru the sandals group,vollyball ect ect .Exact details are a little fuzzy but when the pics come back it'll help. I do hope (S) gets her own hottub with STRONG jets before she drags the hose in the window. I've left out the names to protect the guilty (the inocent need no help) If your one of the guity party contact me and we'll swap photos. One nice thing about the construction was getting a free night for the next visit. A group of us went up to the desk and told them that although we were haveing a good time it was in spite of them not because of them.Had our letter before dinner which was nice. Just remember that even a bad day at Hedo is better than a good day at work! Dave( Slim Jim)
