Best and Worst of Hedonism II week of February 3 through 11 2001
3rd
trip to Hedo in last 4 years Celebrating 18 years of marital bliss
Best
MomentLanding in MoBay at 6:30 am to clear, sunny skies from L.A.
Best
Moment #2Arriving at Hedo in time for breakfast at 9:30 am
Best
FoodLobster nightTuesdayconsumed 4!
Best
Food #2Jerk Chicken everyday at 6:00 pm
Best
New DrinkVodka Slush (thanks Mav)
Best
RideBanana boat (thanks Karen for nagging me to go!)
Best
FlashDan surfing on the Banana Boat flashing men, women and children all
along
the seven mile beachSit down before you poke someones eye out
with that thing!
Best
Line Oh, I get those all
the timethey heal up pretty quickly.
Huh?!
Best
Surferfrom Chicago (I hear the waves are kinda small there?)
Congrats to the Beach Boys for their Grammy.
Best
Raft Moment17 nudists loaded on Titanic
Best
LaughMyra laughing as we re-tell the story of Dan accidentally giving
Mav a facial
during the final scene of the Titanic.
Best
Look of HorrorMavs face as Dan gives Mav a full shot during final scene
of Titanic sit down before you poke someones eye out with that thing.
Best
Dance #1Sexy Karen dancing on the disco stage in a thong during Mony, monyBilly
Idolyeah babeeee.
Best
Dance #2.Myra, Karen, Tracy and Dee doing the nasty girl thangHey!, the
theme at disco tonight IS thong
night, right?
Best
Beach BarHate to admit itbut the prudes have Paulettethe friendliest
and most helpful bartender at Hedoand we saw them all! 7 and 7 please
Best
Beach GrillOnce againprude beachTony is awesome!
Most
Revealing TogaWell, what there was of itfrom the former Most
virginalMEThat nipple jewelry gets em every time.
Best
Couples togaMav/MyraHale Caesar!
Best
LingerieSexy Karen placed for her sexy lingeriewe need more pictures!
Best
BunsGo, MMMMyra, Go, Myra! Those
are the tightest buns on the beachgood luck at your marathon, make us
proud!
Best
Boobsokay, collectively we spend about 15k for these things
fortunately, Myra placednote to self: Bring tight red shorts and matching
lipstick next trip!
Best
Fake OrgasmCaptain Dan (not my Danno faking there!)not too distant
secondyours truly! I
get hot thinking about itduring Battle of the Sexes Men CHEATED!
Best
Fake Orgasm #2Our neighbors in H-Block
Best
GameDice on the beachsay no more.
Best
Temperature TakerNurse MMMMyra. (according to her patientDan)
Best
GiggleNewlywed Kevin during Dice Game on Beach
Best SinglesEveryone from Yahoo Singles at Hedonism clubLet the games begin
Best
Piercing SynopsisThanks, Newlywed TracyI always wanted to know if it
hurt in that tender spot. Only for 3 daysbetter than a belly button
pierce anyday
Best
One LinersJack the Joke Man. Survey says!Cunnilingus!
Best
MusicYou gotta ask for itnicely.
Best
time for bed4am
Best
Spot on the BeachOurs
Best
TansSexy Karen and Denny better be careful or the Jamaicans will think
you are one of them and keep you at Hedo!
Oh noooooooo.
Best
smileMavs while riding the Waverunner or maybe Dans during Dice Game
on Beachor maybe Myras during Dice Game on Beach.
Best
(and maybe even the worst) Prude Kidnappingpicture thisMyra on prude
beach in clothingnudes (approx 10 of ushey, what happened to Dennyoh,
he is watching the drinks) kidnapping Myrachair and allNo Oscars for our
performance, but it was fun! Wasnt
me!
Best
at Everything elseDat the Limbo ManFaster than a speeding bullet, able
to leap tall buildingsyou get the driftgo, Dat, go!
And
the Worst of
Worst
Wally.Psycho Wally
Worst
Wally Moment #1Dee (me) having to dance with PS at Beach Party (is that a
Dirty Banana in your pocket)
Worst
Wally Moment #2Karen being stalked by PS at discoI think he likes your
smile
Worst
new RestaurantScotch BonnetSurvey says Close it
Worst
Rip OffOutdoor market during day tripNOT a good dealPrices at mall
much better. Right
girls?!?!
Worst
CheatersMen during battle of sexesall that for a lousy 50 thousand Hedo
bucksAlthough, it was fun taking off Ms. Nude USAs jeans.
Worst
fallDee during Beach Gamesfalling like a ton of bricksjust call me
Graceright, Denny!!? First
time I ever came back from Hedo covered with bruises
Worst
Boo BooDans volleyball injuryI gotta be on top againWoohoo.
Worst
musicWHO the heck likes that Renegade *^%# anywayChange the station!
Worst
early goodbyeOMG you are leaving alreadyI was just thinking that, well,
maybeok, bye, bye Tim and Lee
Worst
goodbye #1Mav/Myra/Surfer back to the brutal cold of the Midwestdont
worry LA is cold too, rainy and 55 degreesBrrrrrrrr!!!
Worst
goodbye #2Everybody elseso sad
As
you can see the BEST definitely outweighs the worstEverything is the best
at Hedo!
Last
but not leastBest Peopleyou know who you areyou made Hedo so much fun
and memorable. We feel so lucky
to have met all of you and know we will keep in touchVegas in July?!?!?
Hot, hot, hot
And
with that I would like to close with
Flight
from Negril to Mo Bay$60.00
The
look on Karen and Dennys face as they flipped out of the hammock at 2am
while trying to do the wild thangPRICELESS!!!
Irie
Dan & Deanna
