4-11 Feb 01 Hedonism II
This was my second trip to Hedonism II (first trip April 98) and the first Singles at Hedonism Yahoo club trip. http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/singlesathedonism A big thanks to Cindy from Ft Lauderdale for all the hard work she put into this trip! While we didn't get a huge turnout from the club, I think it was pretty good for our first trip. The next one will be even better (is that possible?). On to the fun stuff!
NOTE: Some names have been removed by request of those persons, or I did not get permission, or I simply forgot them!
Getting there:
Myself and Dat from San Jose flew into Ft Lauderdale on Saturday the 10th to meet Cindy and Jack. My flight was late (American Airlines bites!), so by the time we got my bags and headed out of the airport it was after 11pm. Cindy and Jack were great hosts, showing us around a bit and we had a very late dinner down by the beach. We also met Christine who would be joining us at Hedo later that week. After all the bars closed, we went to a diner for some breakfast, stopped to get some last minute items, and then off to the airport again to fly Air Jamaican to Montego Bay.
Sunday the 4th - welcome home!
Check in was surprisingly smooth, but then again it was still before noon and most don't arrive until afternoon. The only glitch was that Cindy wanted room 2280 (overlooking the nude pool) and she had to wait a couple of hours for it to be cleaned. No problem mon.
Not much had changed since I was here almost 3 years ago....that's a good thing in my book. I ran into Dat and we walked down to the prude beach. This was his first time, so I was showing him around a little. We decided to go looking for Cindy and Jack. I knew they would already be at the nude pool. When we got to that magic sign designating the nude beach, I dropped my shorts and kept walking. Dat followed my example and we moved on to find Cindy and Jack indeed at the nude pool. I found out the next day that Dat had never been on a nude beach before....he sure fooled me!
I was a bit worried before making the trip, the weather reports called for rain and cloudy weather all week. The rain did hit Sunday afternoon. A bunch of us were hanging out in the 'cool tub' - the one with the jets the ladies love so much- when it began to cloud up and drizzle on our heads. Soon it was a bit to chilly so we and most of the others on the nude side all got into the hot tub. It was funny, the harder the rain got, the steamier the hot tub got. If only someone had a camera...it's scenes like this in the hot tub that help give Hedo its reputation!
After turning into a prune in the hot tub (not the last time this week) I went back to my room to get ready for dinner. One of the things I would change about Hedo is the loudness of the music at dinner. You have to practically yell to the people at your table for them to hear you.
After dinner, myself and few others skipped the show and headed for the nude side. The hot tub was still 'closed' for cleaning, we stood there for a minute along with some others who wanted to use the tub before deciding to take the chance. For future reference, wait until they open the hot tub before getting in. The next morning my lungs hurt from breathing in all that chlorine!
Later I headed off to the Disco. Here I met Susan from DC. She is a great dancer, although she was dancing on the side steps, so I ended up looking right into her chest most of the time (not that I am complaining!). She was the aerobics instructor for the week. Get this, Susan was at Hedo for free! All she had to pay for was airfare! There is some company that books aerobics instructors for the different resorts, all you have to do is teach some classes and you get to stay for free. Susan told me she had only taught something like 5 classes by the end of the week. Big surprise that people at Hedo have better things to do than aerobics!
Monday the 5th - wet t-shirt and topless night!
Here is where I started my daily routine more or less. Get up, have breakfast, go lay out on the nude side until lunch, have lunch, stick around for whatever goes on after lunch, back to the nude side to lay out some more and chat with people and end up in the hot tub before going to dinner.
The last time I was at Hedo I arrived Monday night and left Monday morning, so I missed the wet t-shirt contest altogether. Not this time. I sat down on the edge of the dance floor to be a 'judge'. The girls came in one by one, making their way around the dance floor showing all the judges what they got. More than once the staff had to remind the guys not to suck on the ladies nipples as they came by! Once all of them had danced, they started picking one woman at a time to do things. Loni from New Mexico's little event was talked about for the rest of the week! She had to pick 3 guys and put them in her favorite sexual positions. Then the staff told her she had to give each guy a blow job for 30 seconds. Loni along with her husband Bruce were Hedo virgins, so she asked the staff if he really meant it? He did and she went to the first guy, Jack, who was laying on his back wearing some speedos. Loni kneeled down and was peeling back his speedo's, ready to perform when the staff stopped her and told her in Jamaica a blow job is a drink! Too bad Jack, that was a cruel tease on you! The other highlight of the contest was Myra. She got to pick 4 guys (including me! Woo Hoo!). They laid her down on a towel and proceeded to pour chocolate sauce all over her. Us 4 guys had to lick it all off her body. Being the breast man that I am, I went for her left one. While I am not the biggest chocolate fan, I sure liked that treat! Myra sends word that all the chocolate did wash out of her dress without staining.
After dinner that night, I was hanging out with Brooke from Virginia and Kurt and Angela from Denver. The four of us went for a short walk along the beach before heading to the disco for topless night. This was a blast! All the woman were getting topless and also getting the guys to take off their shirts. Angela being the aggressive woman she is, soon found another playmate in the form of Jennifer from Chicago. Jennifer is the current Ms Nude North America and was there with Tony who owns or manages (I forget) Blackjacks Gentleman's club in Chicago. There it was...3 beautiful women dancing topless with each other with myself, Kurt, and Tony watching and occasionally getting in the middle. Another story my friend back home would never believe! Tuesday the 6th - battle of the sexes and PJ party night!
Didn't do much after a late start. Went to lunch, then off to the nude side to get some more sun. Spent the afternoon just hanging out and talking to people until it was time for dinner. After dinner, it was battle of the sexes! Split up, males vs females, we did all kinds of crazy games. Myra must have the world speed record for taking off a red dress! Then they asked for 4 guys and 4 girls from the teams to come forward. I went and saw Deanna was up there too. I had met Dan and Deanna online through Denny's site like I had many others. The contest was best fake orgasm'. We went one by one, going to the center of the dance floor with the microphone doing our best to fake an orgasm. When my turn came, I pretended I was getting a blow job and I called out Deanna's name! It's a good thing Dan knows how to take a joke! They narrowed it down to one guy and one girl...you guessed it, Deanna and me. As we faked our orgasm's again, we sat side by side and looked at each other. This time we both called out the other's name, but she might have been referring to her husband, kind of confusing! Amazingly, I won! For the remainder of the week people would say, 'you are the fake O guy!'. There are worse things to be known for.
Pajama Party time! The last time, the disco was so crowded that people ended up sitting outside of it rather than be pressed in like sardines. Not this time, they were strict about the dress code and a number of people weren't in PJ's so they didn't get in. Dat and I sandwiched Myra for a dance, she seemed to enjoy that. Prizes were given out for the best outfits, then off to the hot tub. I called it a night kind of early, still recovering from the previous day.
Wednesday the 7th - Body painting and Las Vegas night??
Typical morning....breakfast, nude side for sun. Saw Susan actually teach one of the few aerobics classes...aquacise in the nude pool. Off to lunch and play in the lunchtime spin. Basically an excuse to rub your body against others. It was all good fun...playing atoms, variations of musical chairs, I never, and other games.
Body painting...another thing I didn't get to do last time. Last time there was a professional with air brushes painting anyone who wanted for tips'. My first subject was Keren. She and her husband Ben were there from Israel on their Honeymoon. I think Eric was painting her front, so I got down on my knees and did her backside. I did graffiti on her....writing 'DAN WAS HERE' with two red arrows pointing between her legs. Kind of crude, but we all got a laugh. Ben took a pic of it with my grinning like an idiot next to her. Hope that one came out. Time for a new canvas! Debbie volunteered, I did her front while Dat did her back. I went for more of an abstract this time, all the colors in a random pattern. It turned out pretty good if I do say so myself.
For some reason I did not remember Vegas Night last time. I now know why....there isn't much to it! We made our own fun after dinner. I hung out with some people I had met earlier: Rob and Judy-Lee from Canada, Kraig and Danelle from the Midwest, Loni and Bruce, Patty, Greg, and some others. We all ventured over to Veronica's piano bar after the dinner entertainment. We opted not to go to the art auction, kinda weird but I guess some people liked it. All of our noise got the piano man up and out of his seat to see what was going on. The next thing we know, Patty is on top of the piano stripping down to just a smile! All this from a woman who until a day or two prior had never been nude in public! After that, some woman wearing way to many clothes yelled at us because 'some of us are trying to listen to the music!' so we left. Off to the dinning room, to talk some more, get a few drinks, and even a snack. The few tables around us that had people cleared out, I guess we were too loud! The it dawned on us we were still wearing clothes! Off to the hot tub! Once there the guard actually asked to lower our voices. Where would we go if kicked out of the hot tub?? Here one of the funniest and oddest things happened. Rob and Judy-Lee were across from me in the tub doing what they do best. I was looking around when I heard some guy talking to Rob and Judy-Lee. He asked if he could watch, they said it was ok. The he started to ask things like 'does that feel good?' and could you switch hands so I can see better?'. I almost lost it! I left soon after that to get some sleep.
Thursday the 8th - Toga party!
Another basic morning. After lunch they did the toga tying demo, nothing new. Then it was time for the women to see some men shake their stuff. Not surprisingly, there were only a few men willing to dance. Off to the nude side! Lyn and Con brought out their custom Hedo II pool game. It was all waterproof, and fit on one of the tables in the nude pool. It was sort of like a board game version of truth or dare, but only the dare part! The squares said different things, you could get fantasy cards, etc. A lot of kissing and rubbing and other fun stuff went on. Of course Con being the good host had to demonstrate just about every move, even when it wasn't his turn! After the game I ended up sitting with Linda while her husband Randy was talking to some others. He looked over at us and said Looks like I lost another wife! Where should I send the alimony?' All I was doing was giving her a shoulder and neck massage, I swear! They are really a nice couple, and it was a running joke with us.
Time to get ready for toga night. Debbie looked great in her toga she made, although her nipples kept popping out during dinner! Not that anyone minded that of course! I could go through the list, but there were so many good togas, too many to mention here. The talent show was a little short, as only 2 guests including Jack were brave enough to perform. Then it was time to party! After getting some pictures taken and dancing, again off to the hot tub! Another relaxing time in the tub, enjoying the sites and chatting. Time for bed though, 4 hours of sleep a night was catching up with me.
Friday the 9th - circus show and beach party!
Another basic morning...food, sun, people, food Con and Lyn brought out their game again. Wendy got a card that told her to kiss two guys at the bar. Con looked at me and said Dan, what are you waiting for? Get over to the bar!'. I must say, Wendy is a good kisser! Con and Lyn need to make more copies of the game, I would buy one! Later that afternoon, it rained again. Not as bad as Sunday's rainstorm, but it still sent everyone to the hot tub. It wasn't as wild this time around, but still fun. I was inducted into the Order of Turtles by Jim and Linda from Milwaukee. Are you a Turtle? You bet your sweet Ass I am! Thanks!
Due to the rain, the circus show was only on the inside. After the beach games broke up, it was surprisingly dead that night. A handful of people on the beach, another handful in the disco, and only 4 in Veronica's. Off to the hot tub, but that wasn't very crowded either. I surmised that many people were leaving in the morning and were back in their rooms making love. As I walked back to my room, I did indeed hear the moans and screams of rapture coming from some of the rooms. When I got to my room, I finally met my new neighbors, they were returning from the hot tub as well. Thursday night I heard them going at it and applauded them as we were going into our rooms. They told me wait 10 minutes....and they were true to their word! I'm not sure it is good or bad being able to hear as much as I did. I finally got to sleep a half hour later.
Saturday the 10th - last full day!
It was kind of sad, many of the people I had met were leaving. Hugs and kisses goodbyes, making sure we had email address written down. Then off to the nude side! More sun, fun, and just having a good time. Did lunch, watched the lunchtime spin. Back to the nude side. It was rather mellow....many people had left, many of us it was our last day, and many new people arriving. While standing in line for some jerk chicken, Bob and Cindy from Arkansas ask me to tell them the rules. It seems they had walked over on the prude side nude and got yelled at. I ended up having dinner with them and Rob and Judy-Lee. It was fun, talking to them and answering their questions as they had never been to Hedo before. I know they were in for a fun week. After the show and dancing, again off to the hot tub. I brought down the spare bottle of champagne my neighbors from the beginning of the week had left me and shared it whoever wanted some. I was hanging out with Rob and Judy-Lee when this group of new people come in, including one girl who didn't want to take off her bikini. Later, after some champagne and massage I managed to get her top off. She was so self-conscious I had to take her over to talk to Lyn. Lyn managed to put the girl at ease while getting a good feel for herself! It was late, so I walked the girl back to her room and went to bed myself.
Sunday the 11th -time to leave home!
It was a rather busy day. I had to have my bags outside my door by 9am to be picked up. Then check-in with the Air Jamaica staff before 11am. Finally turn in my room key by noon. In between all that I ate, cashed in my Hedo bucks for 2 bottles of Tia Maria, said goodbye to some people leaving that morning, and packed. I had to catch the bus for the airport at 2, so what better way to spend my last hours at Hedo? On the nude side of course! I said goodbye to all the lucky bastards that were staying. I got to chat some more with Wendy, that was nice. And to add insult to injury, Linda made me get dressed before saying goodbye! Time for the bus, rode back with Michael from LA. We chatted a bit, and both caught a cat nap on the way to the airport. At the airport we saw many who were returning and said some final goodbyes. Cindy, Jack, Dat, Christine and I all flew back to Ft Lauderdale. We were all wiped out, but still didn't want to leave!
I flew back home to reality the next day. New Mexico greeted me with gray skies, drizzle and chilly temps. I was missing Hedo already! When can I go back!
Random thoughts....
It was great meeting everyone, those I met through the Yahoo! clubs or on Denny's site or just met at Hedo. Cindy (trip coordinator), Jack, Dat (life of the party), Christine, Michael, Debbie, Dan, Deanna (my orgasm partner), Denny, Karen, Ben, Keren, Susan, Rob, Judy-Lee, Bruce, Loni, Kraig, Danelle, Tim, Lee, Noelle, Joe, Phil, Randy, Linda (my next wife), Bob, Wendy (great kisser), Brooke, Con, Lyn (strong thighs), Bob, Cindy, Greg, Patty, Pat, Kurt, Angela, Bob, Cindy, Chris, Jan, Dave, Shona, Eric, Erica, Joe, John, Jim, Linda, Mike, Myra, Bob, Susan, Fiona, Tony, Jennifer, and everyone else I am forgetting!
And of course, the staff...Diva, Ayana, Anton, Chubby, Patrick, David, Robyn, and the rest. I know I left a lot of things out, my first draft was 10 pages long and that didn't include everything either! If you want to see that one or just chat, email me!
Another great trip, I just will make sure not to wait 3 years before I return!
Dan from New Mexico najnad@yahoo.com