Trip
Report - June 2001
Two
single women prudes, me (42) fourth trip, her (44) newbie
*This
is long, so you may want to print it & leave it in the bathroom for
reading material.
From
the time we
boarded the bus to Hedo, there was never a dull moment. The bus ride itself
was quite an experience. Had it not been for the moron who blasted his boom
box for half the trip, I would've
really enjoyed the ride.(I wont say where he was from but the initials were
NY).
At
one point during the trip, a huge tree limb hit the windshield. It didnt do
any damage, it just added to the thrill and excitemnet of the rocky
"road" and driving into oncoming traffic to pass. My favorite part
was Ganga Bridge where the road narrows to a one lane bridge. Our bus had to
stop to let oncoming cars cross the bridge. This provides a great sales
opportunity for the drug dealers who come running up to the bus with big
stalks of ganga to sell. On the other side of the bridge was a menacing
looking man waving a big knife at us, turns out the knife is just for cutting
the fruit he and the little children are selling, but it just struck me as a
funny way of advertising. I felt like I was in a sequel to the movie
"Club Paradise".
We
got to the resort around 2PM and check-in was a breeze. We got upgraded from
garden view prude to ocean view prude, and it really was a nice ocean view.
That
first evening was the Ultimate Men of Hedo contest and I really enjoyed
watching these guys do their dance routines. My favorite was Bobby? with the
long hair who do the cave man routine. We referred to him as Conan for the
rest of the week. Another guy, Billy won the contest. I didnt think he was the
best, although he was very good-looking, but after meeting him later that
evening, I could see he could really schmooz people, men and women, and maybe
thats why he won. (he'd make a great politicin). All the contestants seem to
be at the disco that night and I thought that was the best night at the disco
that week, very high energy, even more so than PJ night. For me anyways. Marc
was at the disco that night, too.I had heard of him but never saw him before.
That guy just oozes w/sexual charisma!.I can see how he must have been a great
entertainment coordinator. He flashed a smile my way once and my knees nearly
buckled, I can only imagine how I would have reacted if I had seen his
anaconda (never got the opportunity all week, damn!!) The music in the disco
was great, mostly newer dance music with a techno, funky beat and a lot of
dancehall. I bought a dancehall CD from the DJ that I have been playing
constantly since I got back. I especially like the song Chi Chi Man.
On
the morning I was leaving for Hedo, I woke up thinking I must have eaten
something bad & sure enough the first 4 days @ Hedo I was sick. Dont
worry, I got it at home not Hedo, cause like I said I felt symptoms before I
even left home. I got very little sleep the first night for a couple of
reasons, one of which was I had terrible abdominal pains. In spite of that I
was up early the next day to go for walk
down the beach which is one of my favorite things to do at Hedo.I had a nice
conversation with the security guard at the gate. He was telling me about the
fish the fisherman gave him that morning and how he was going to prepare it
and what he would serve with it. It sounded wonderful. He invited me to join
him for dinner and although it was tempting I declined. A big part of what I
love about Hedo are these pleasant conversations with the locals everywhere I
go.
Walking
down the beach, past the resorts, I felt like I was seeing it all for the
first time. I know this will sound so corny, but I was so overcome with joy at
realizing I was 'home' again that I actually started to cry. (And to think
people at work would probably descibe me as cold-hearted and emotionless). I'm
not really a cold-hearted person, I just play one at work. But Hedo really
brings out the passion in me and heightens all my senses and makes me laugh
again,thats why its so good for me to go there.
After
my walk is breakfast, yippee!!! Bagels, salmon, cream cheese, saltfish and
ackee, mangos and coffee. What could be better! Only thing is they need to
change that Kenny G-like music at breakfast- it makes me feel like I'm on a
cruise. Its Hedo for God's sake, play something a little more lively!
Now,
as I said, I was sick the first 4 days, so I spent those first few days
differently than I normally do.I guess you could say I found out what Sand
Gravity is. I wasnt up for my usual packed day of watersports and scuba. I
also noticed the speaker under my tree was missing (on the prude side). I
dragged someone over and asked him where my speaker was, and he said it would
"soon come" it was out for repair. I took that to mean I would'nt be
seeing that speaker on this trip. So, there I was, on the prude side, with no
speaker under my tree to pump out the reaggae, I was in pain and unable to do
anything, so I thought, what the hell, I'm going over to the nude side to sit
in the hot tub, drink my rum punch and smoke my joint. I went over and got
completely nude for the first time (I had only gone topless before couple
times last trip) and got in the hot tub. I recognized a couple I had
corresponded with who turned out to be two of the nicest people I have ever
met. They introduced me to another couple from Denny's list who also was super
friendly and nice and my joint brought over a single guy from the visitors
list who would be a future dive buddy. Someone poured me a Purple Rain and I
soon forgot my pain. (hey, that rhymes!) I really enjoyed meeting these people
and I hung out with them at times during the week, but I guess I'm a prude at
heart cause I never made it back to the nude side the rest of the week. I live
alone in a place with lots of privacy where I could do the Irish Jig naked in
front of my balcony windows and no one would notice, but I still dont walk
around nude at home cause I just dont like the feeling of walking around
nude.It also has to do with the PDA's. They didnt repulse me like I thought
they would, but I still rather not witness them.
I
come from a background that to say people werent demonstrative with affections
would be the Mother of all Understatements. So its just not something I think
I can get used to.
Besides,
every time I even considered going back to the nude side, I'd either get so
involved watching something on the prude side or get talking with some people
and next thing I knew it was time to watch the sunset.
It's
amazing how I spent so much time doing nothing those few days and yet was too
busy to open even one of the 5 books I brought. My friend is an avid reader,
it's her favorite past time, and she did even Less than nothing all week and
yet she too never found time to open a book.
On
Monday, I did the Cat Cruise with the people I met from the visitors list.We
went to Pickled Parrot instead of Ricks. While there I was trying to light my
pathetic joint which had ripped, when a Montreal guy came over to help me. (I
love Canadians!) He left and returned with his wife and his own joint which
was hash? instead of ganga. (I forgot all this stuff from my twenties).
Anyways, I took one hit off that and whoa! Needless to say getting back on the
Cat from the little boat I fell on all fours and my sunglasses went flying
across the deck. And one of the boat crew yells "Are your boobs OK?"
I was really touched by his concern. : )
By
the fifth day I was feeling better and able to scuba dive and kayak and
windsurf like I usually do. On one of the dives I swam with a big turtle for a
minute or two. That was an awesome experience. This year they had an
underwater photographer (George) taking pictures and videos. I bought two
videos of my dives which I cant wait to show everyone. Big kudos to Derek,
O'Neil and Myron for always going out of their way to make the dives special.
Monday
night was the Reggae dance contest. That was hilarious! The girl who won could
do things I thought only a contortionist could do - I saw another contestant
point to her and say "I'm not doing that". The guys are the funniest. Some of them have no clue but you
gotta love them for the effort they make.
PJ
night was pretty good, I just wish I had been feeling better so I could drink
cause I might have been better able to tolerate the guy who decided to sit on
my foot and the girl who was waving her cigarette way too close to me (and my
red chemise).
I
met someone who was there from Lido that night. The next day he invited me to
Lido ad I got a tour of the place. It's very pretty but too spread out for my
taste.(I also got on of the best massages of my life!)
I
had never been to the Piano bar for sing-a-long for more than 10 minutes but I
decided to try that this year. It was alot of fun. I guess I was in the hot
seat right next to Dave cause I got picked on. Not to sing, cause I dont sing.
But he came over to me once and started fondling my breasts. All the while I'm
thinking here I am in front of dozens of people being felt up by some guy I
dont even know and Its Ok...Gee, I must be at Hedo.
Thursday
night I went to the Jungle. Before going on this trip I had big plans to go
out to all sorts of places but I was a total slug and so Jungle's the only
outing I did. My friend on the other hand had no intention of leaving the
resort and she ended up going out alot of nights. She especially liked
Alfred's on the beach. I liked the Jungle for a disco, but I would have
preferred going to Alfred's for live reggae on the beach. One night she got a
cab backto H2 and the driver got a flat. He went to get his spare and of
course that was flat, too. So, she had to get in another cab that came
along.What a country!
The
grounds are beautiful. I really took the time to see the garden and bird
sanctuary this time and really appreciate the beauty of all the exotic plants,
trees and tropical flowers. A note to those of you who leave condoms and other
garbage in the garden if you are reading this, take a walk in the daylight
sometime and see what it is you are defacing. And see the face of the
groundskeeper who has to clean up after you. Maybe then you'll think twice
about leaving that litter behind. (Can you tell I cant stand litterbugs?)
About
the staff, I think this trip the staff in all departments was as good if not
better than back in the old days. The entertainment staff was super this year.
And they all seemed to be incredibly, sexy dancers! Watching them dance,
especially JR?is that his name? in the disco on PJ night, was such a turn on
for me. That alone was worth the price of admission.I'm gonna spend the next
year trying to learn to dance
like that, but first I'm gonna have to strengthen my quads so I can get down
real low while gyrating my hips...(yeah, right!) Oh, and I just love Teddy
Bear, he's my favorite. He gave me a really nice sendoff on the bus.
Water
sports (and my favorites - the divers) go way out of their way to please.
The
workers there really are watching out for you. This was proven when we were
leaving and they came on the bus several times to ask if anyone had left
behind a bag. They kept telling my friend that it looked just like the bag she
had but smaller.I had my friend get off the bus to take a picture and when she
did, an employee took her by the hand and lead her to the front desk and said
"Put the drink down. Is this your bag?" And sure enough it was.
Duh!! I guess that's what a rum-soaked brain will do to you. (it only had all
her valuble stuff in it like credit cards, travel documents, etc)..
The
nusrsing staff was very nice. One nurse took the initiative to call me to see
how I was doing the morning after the night I stopped in with really bad
abdominal pain.
The
wait staff was so attentive in every way. Always coming by to see if you need
a drink. Or helping to find a table.
It
was a great week made better by meeting some great people and renewing
frendships from last year. 'L', if youre reading this, I still have to laugh
everytime I see the big burn on my knee from the curling iron and remember you
saying "Girl, you gotta shave those things!).
I
went into this trip thinking it would be my last trip to Hedo cause I want to
stay at a non-all-inclusive in Negril sometime so I can really experience the
local culture and take the time to explore more of Jamaica. But, of course, by
the end of the wek I found myself planning my next trip back to Hedo.Maybe
I'll find a way to do both - any
rich folks out there that would like to adopt me?