May 30 June 06, 2001
AS SEEN THROUGH THE EYES OF A VOYEUR..MECHRIS
As many others before us have done prior to many trips
before this one, we spent almost 200 days counting down to our departure and
visiting with many wonderful people online in anticipation of things to come.
Finally the day arrived to load the car and head for St. Louis to spend the
night before our 8:35 departure. All of our old luggage was packed until we
thought the seams would burst. The additional new luggage was packed
similarly. The notion of future trips requiring less luggage is most
definitely not true.
As we left home, I reminded Lorri that once again she had
forgotten to wear the easy access clothing that is required for the two hour
drive to the airport which enables me to do the pre-Hedo enroute breast and
vaginal exams which are necessary to keep myself and all passing truckers
awake for the commute.
Upon reaching the Renaissance Hotel in St. Louis, we
ordered dinner in the room and settled in for our pre-flight movie, Cast
Away (not recommended for travelers with flight phobias).
The flight to MoBay was uneventful (thank God). Chris H.
from TimAir was waiting at Sangster to whisk us away to the twin engine
chariot which would deliver us to GNAT under the expert hands of Curtis (our
pilot) who performed his usual smooth take off and landing routine (much to
our pleasure)! A short cab ride to Hedo and we are home! In order to decrease
the likelihood of being bumped, we wore our special Hedo t-shirts. Lorris
said SEX POLICE, You Have The Right To Remain Screaming, and mine said,
I Do All Of My Own Nude Scenes. In an attempt to further insure that we
would get a room, I stepped out of the cab and yelled at the top of my lungs,
LETS GET NEKKID. Bear in mind that I generally try not to do anything
to draw attention to us.
Lorri sat down with Chris, the front desk guy, and
proceeded to check in, while I went to get drinks. Have you noticed how many
Chris names we have ran into on this trip? Lorri assures me that there is no
way to be screaming out the wrong name in bed with all the Christophers around
here! In the dining room, I ran into Warren, a friend from several previous
trips, and he warned me of a lot of bumping recently. I retrieved a land shark
and a cc and coke and hurried back to the front desk. Lorri informed me that
our room wasnt ready so we returned to the dining room for lunch. We were
joined by Joe and Diane as soon as our asses hit the seats.
Upon seeing us keyless, Joe marched me back to the front
desk, mentioned the H.O.M.E.2001 Group (which we failed to mention earlier)
and instantly got our room #2267. What a great way to start a Hedo vacation
and what a great room. One floor up and one room over from Joe & Diane and
the Sybian. Not to mention all the moans and cries of orgasmic pleasure. This
room had a perfect view of the ocean and the nude beach as well as views of
the inside of the shell shaped outside shower and the massage shack. A voyeurs
paradise.
After unpacking and obtaining essential party favors, we
stripped off our clothes and took a stroll on the nude beach. Life was great!!
We spent the first night relaxing and acclimating to Jamaica time. A brief
visit to the disco, a nice dip in the hot tub and a good nights sleep.
Waking up in paradise is a wonderful thing! I went to the
beach and claimed a lounger for Lorri just outside of our window since I would
be in the room all day doing Togas. We went to breakfast where we were joined
by the infamous anaconda man himself, and J.R. the new entertainment
coordinator. I left Lorri in their trusting ??? hands and hung fliers around
the resort inviting fellow togazoids to come by our room in preparation for
the Toga party. I was faced with the daunting task of measuring and fitting
togas on all of those beautiful, naked, jiggling bodies all day and watching
my naked wife on the beach having sun tan oil spread all over her body by
naked strangers. I resigned myself to the task at hand. The togas, suntan oil,
naked ladies, and erotic images in my head flowed like a river. It was a very
fun and busy day during which we met a fantastic pair of Hedo-virgins on their
honeymoon named Matt and Jackie, with whom we spent much of the rest of our
vacation. At the toga party we met Robert, Joe & Diane, Warren, Matt &
Jackie, Diane from NY, Perry, Ruth, Issac & Wendy, Rasta Bill, Bill Webb,
Marty & Ceasar, Jack, and many, many others. I hope I havent forgotten
too many of you. If I have I am
truly sorry, for your company and kindness certainly deserve mention.
As usual the toga party was great and the contests were a
lot of fun.We (Hedo-Toga.com) at Kenny and Gingers suggestion, awarded the
winner of the worst tied toga with a toga from Hedo-Toga.com. Afterwards we
hit the disco and then the hot tub to witness the most erotic displays of
public affection we had seen since our Oct/Nov trip. Being more than the heart
could bear, we returned to the room to engage in the reaquaintance of Hedo
spirits (sex in laymans terms).
This being my first real day of my vacation, I began to
party in earnest! Therefore, everything becomes kinda foggy. I do however
recall stopping by Joe and Dianes room one day when the door was open. We
visited briefly then Joe told Diane, Come on lets leave these guys alone.
He gave a brief but professional explanation on the workings of the Sybian and
then vanished. A short while later, we
emerged from room #2166, Lorri with a strange grin that has still not gone
away, and me with the proud knowledge that I am married to #43.
Real foggy, except the part where Lorri was watching the
young Jamaican guy playing with himself in the outside shower while he was
watching a couple making out on the beach, while I was going down on Lorri.
Helluva thing!
Really, really foggy except for the part where Lorri was
standing in our room window taking pictures of me in the outside shower.
Washin the weenie just for her viewing pleasure.
Before the fog settled on this day, we traveled to Little
London School to deliver school supplies with Rasta Bill, Matt & Jackie,
and Sonia Williams from the bar. This was a very cool experience. The efforts
that all of those who contributed school supplies as well as Rasta Bills
efforts are so greatly appreciated by so many people. It was a very moving
experience we will cherish forever.
Very sad day for us, Matt and Jackie were leaving for New
York. We had became such good friends so quickly it was hard to say good-bye.
We are hoping to make a trip with them very soon. The PJ party was fun but
very crowded and we both felt a little squeezed in so we cut out of the disco
early and played ping pong for sexual bets. Lorri won the bet (a tongue
lashing to orgasm), but was gracious enough to let me have what I wanted (to
take a bunch of nasty photos) as well as give her what she had rightfully won.
This was our last night, so we did it right and stayed out until about 4:30
am.
We hated getting there a few days later than our group
and watching everyone leave, but still it was a wonderful trip. Thanks so much
to Kenny and Ginger for all of their efforts and especially to Joe and Diane
for taking over in their absence and picking up the slack. The packet that Joe
and Diane put together for each of us was filled with useful and humorous
information. We hope to see all of you again in May 2002!
Peace, Love All Ways, And Maximum Respect EVERY TIME!,
Chris & Lorri
aka HedoBandito & HedoVamp aka TogaMaster & TogaVamp