First of all I want you to know that the saying "What happens at Hedo (Jamaica) stays there" has one exception: your memories! From June 21-28 I made lots of new friends and had the best time of my life! Hedo is a place of just beauty and love but you also must have respect! With that in mind I will give you this trip report!
The Flight
Well, I took Air Jamaica from Boston (First Class) and had a great flight even though I had to be at the airport at 5:30 a.m. They served a great breakfast. Then it was time for a nap.
I got to Montigo Bay at 10:30 a.m. Well, after standing in line at customs for 45 minutes I made it to the bus..had a guy get me 2 Red Stripes for the ride. When I got on there were 5 guys on the bus talking about how they were going to get laid and have sex every day... I bumped into them many times and they always were sitting together and never had a woman with them. WALLIES!
Well, needless to say the bus ride was bumpy and I have made up my mind that I will be flying to Hedo from now on.
I got to Hedo at 1:30. No room ready but the bar sure was had my first dirty banana and had lunch..but got my room at 3 p.m. Got in, took off my shirt and shoes and headed to the beach, walked over to the scuba boat and signed up for diving the next day. Then I saw it......The NUDE BEACH. So, with drink in hand, shorts on, I walked toward the pool, got to the stairs and just dropped the shorts. I got in the pool and got a drink. Within 5 minutes or so I met several people I saw a lot in the 5 hours I was there. I think it is funny on the prude side no one said "hi" but I made so many friends in such little time on the nude!
The Prude that would be King
Well, the first few days I was at Hedo I spent with my new friends Dawn and Mike and Jay and Susie were very laid back. I went scuba diving every day and hung out with my friends but on the last night it happened I came out of my shell. Diva had a 50's dance contest. Well, Mike and Dawn got pulled down to dance but Mike had to go to the bathroom so Diva made me dance with Dawn. Well, we watched 3 other great couples dance then it was our turn. Dawn tells me she is not a good dancer so I said just follow my lead......Then the music started "THE TWIST"-- Me a BIG 300 LB guy doing the twist! How the hell am I going to win??...well off comes the shirt. I just started going crazy and the crazier I get the louder the crowd got...HAND DOWNS we win! For the rest of the night everyone called me King. That same night I found that many girls were coming up to me, saying "GREAT job.." Well some time around 3 a.m. I ended up in the prude pool with a friend and some Hedo magic happened. Well, after we lost our clothes in the pool several Vinnies come up and inform me that there are big windows in the pool and that people could see every thing that had just happened..so down I go AND plant my ass cheeks to the window. All I could hear is screams of laughter...It is great to be the king...But it gets better!
All over Hedo everyone called me king. The next night is reggae dance contest. We have great looking hard body guys and me. Well, the first 2 could not dance that well so it came down to me and this very good looking black guy (great dancer). The music came up and once again off comes the shirt. Well, he is getting some applause so I start dirty dancing behind him everyone goes crazy!!! Then it happened as I turn my back to everyone down come the shorts! Long live the king! I won the dance contest. A long way for a kid from Maine who was gonna stay on the prude side....LOL
The Good...
Hedo is only as fun as you make it! I think all first timers should meet up with people that are going the same time as them it will make things easier. The staff is great they work there asses off for an average of 90 cents an hour.
The bad...
Wallys and Vinnies they give us single guys a bad name..I would like to thank all those people that gave me a chance and did not just assume that I was a vinnie.. DIF need I say more. Night/Day pass people And the stalker Wally that cant stop telling everyone that Everything is BIGGER in Texas and forgets he is nude.
The King thoughts on Hedo
If you are a guy going to Hedo to get lucky DO NOT GO!! If you are a travel agent who is booking Hedo telling single guys that they will get lucky STOP BOOKING HEDO! But if you are a fun person and just want to have fun and party your ass off please come and be a part of the most exciting party I have ever been to! Do not book single share you may get stuck with a vinnie/walley. Do not be intimidated by your size I am 300 LB and that never seemed to bother anyone.. AND YES...NO MEANS NO...Hedo is a safe fun place to party for ALL male and female..
Thanks
Denny and Chris for the site and book (looking forward to book 2) But to all of you that make up the Hedo family you have truly opened my eyes to a new way of life. To all my new friends HEDO CRACK and Dawn thanks for putting up with me! THANKS!! and any one who has any Questions feel free to e-mail me!!