Trip report, well how do we start, how about wow, I have been
thinking about this report now for some time collecting thoughts and now the
day has arrived to put it on paper, if youre a SINGLE MALE this is the
report you need to be reading..
Ok here goes I know you will read it in every report but DO
NOT GO to Hedo with the idea that you will be having sex everynight with
different women, not going to happen most likely unless you use the
prostitutes that are there, now that we have that out of the way I guess I
should give you a clear idea of the going ons at Hedo..
Before I went I wondered what type of people went to this
mysterious place in Jamaica, COOL people go period end of story, you have
Airline Captains with there School Teacher wives, you have Doctors, Lawyers,
Police officers, Political types, and you got ME going LOL..
Ok I guess I should tell a little about me so you know who is
telling you this story Im Brad, regular Fed Ex guy from NC that water skis,
scuba dives, has a private pilots license, oh and everyone I work with thinks
Im crazy cause I jump off perfectly good cliffs with a Hang Glider on the
weekends for an adrenaline rush..
Now when some that I work with found out I was going to Hedo
II in Jamaica they were not surprised cause they all think Ive lost it in the
head anyway..
Now for the good parts read on, I had planned on riding Tim
Air when I arrived at Montego Bay but that was awash, I had been watching the
weather before I left as any good pilot would do and knew it was raining like
a big dog on the whole island, took off from Charlotte NC direct US Airways
flight to Jamaica, all was well till just south of about the Keys in FL turned
into the soup out the window..
Arrived in MoBay at about 3:30PM got through customs and
immigration and found Tim Air desk and as expected they were not flying, so
now was going to get the bus ride from HELL and a very wet HELL it was, I will
spare the details about the flooded roads and cows walking in the roads but
just know it was almost 7PM when we finally arrived in the dark and rain at
Hedo, the only consilation was it was warm and it was not North Carolina
anymore..
Now I know you will probably have heard check in at Hedo
stinks but my personal opinion was it was not that bad, they hand you a clip
board and you fill out a sheet of paper with all your usual address info and
hand it in, I had time to go get a drink from the bar and seemed within 15
minutes they had givin me keys and a map of the complex, now the FUN, off I
went to find my room walking the little asphalt path listening to frogs and
had my first Hedo experience, I was just walking along looking around at the
unusual tropical plants and saw well how do we say it, uh I looked and about
30 feet away was a bay window into a room and a women was bent over the
dresser legs spread naked, husband or maybe boyfriend or possibly just a guy
she found 10 min earlier, well they were busy, must have been there exercise
program..
Well I watched maybe 15 seconds of a live porn show and
thought well ok now were is my room, so off I went, well I found my room and
put my things in there place and decided I needed food, I have NO complaints
about the food let me say that again I have NO complaints about the food, I
have had much worse food at corporate partys that had spent a lot of money on
catoring here in the USA..
As I found out later the BEST food is at the NUDE GRILL, Hedo
makes the best food for the people who come to Hedo over and over every year..
The rest of the week just got more surreal and fuzzy LOL..
First advice to any Single Males going, first your doing the
right thing by reading these reports second look at the trip dates and look at
who is going at the same time your going and send some of these people a short
e-mail so when you arrive you already have Hedo regular friends, Hedo is about
friends laughing getting little trashed having a hell of a lot of fun and just
plain forgetting about work and normal life, when you arrive in the nude pool
area especially at night it will seem like a big party of good friends
laughing and well to be perfectly honest you could walk up and 10 couples are
having sex in the hot tub, NOW if someone sees you as you walk up they may
yell at you to join the fun but if they dont then by all means dont get
in and stare, thats what Vinnies do, just keep walking TRUST me on this the
whole place is a party and if you walk to the disco and start dancing you may
find a Single lady in there and within 45 minutes you two could be right back
at that same hot tub this time you have you a partner..
Drugs, well plenty is to be had if thats what you want,
next advice DO NOT buy drugs until you get to Hedo, let me say that again some
people have a hard time understanding this simple concept, DO NOT BUY DRUGS
until you get all the way to Hedo, Why well first of all there maybe some in
your room safe that someone has left behind or maybe there may be some on top
of the closet that the little room safe is in, second when you get to Hedo all
you have to do is walk down to the beach and go out to the point and wave your
arms, there are always dealers in little boats just 50 yards offshore and they
will know what you want when you wave your arms, BEWARE of the cocaine, I didnt
try any but everyone says that it gets cut with things that are not healthy,
like lime..
Rooms, well I didnt have a single complaint on this either,
maybe the ones who complain normally stay in the Ritz Carlton or Hyatt Regency
but I have stayed in much worse rooms, the beds are clean the pillows were
soft enough and who at Hedo stays in there room anyway, all you will do in
there is sleep have sex maybe and shower n change, there are no TVs just a
big mirror on the ceiling but there is a music box on the night stand, and yes
there is a clock radio to help you get up and eat breakfast if you need to..
Compaints, I just have a few, Im not sure how to get any
fixed maybe Denny can pull some string, DENNY HELLO this is for you, Uh well
they shut down the pool and jacuzzi for cleaning every night at like 7PM and
they throw in the chlorine pellets, now here is the problem you see anyone who
knows anything about pools knows if you add the chlorine at the filter you dont
have to close the pool, I guess they dont teach basic pool maint. 101 in
Jamaica, second they open the pool back up at 10PM , well guess what, they
close the pool bar at 10PM , and they shut off the taps to the beer, they used
to leave a tap on at the little hut by the Jacuzzi but they now shut that off
and just leave the daiquiri machine on, but we all wondered if there was even
any alcohol in that, sooooo my solution was I got the big pitcher from the
room and went to the disco and made them fill it and went back to the Jacuzzi,
Ha..
Only other complaint is the nude beach needs some work, LIKE
removing the big sharp rocks underwater so one can walk into the water
barefoot without tripping and going face first into the water naked..
I dont think Jamaica has discovered liability lawyers
yet..
Disco is great, I go out to the dance clubs here in NC and I
like the Rave Techno dance music, if you ever heard Madonnas new song MUSIC,
you have the idea, oh and if you have Napster and want exactly what they play
at the Disco at Hedo download Madonna Music ( Hex Hector Remix ),, the disco
always starts out with the fast hardcore Techno then goes to modern latin
style dance then goes to 80s and 70s disco as the night wears on, so I
believe they are trying to make everyone happy I wish people would lay off
complaining about the music, I just wish the disco was about 3 times as large,
its way too small for the size resort..
Sex well I know everyone wants to hear all about it, yes its
there most definitely.
Will you get any as a Single Male, truth probably not,,, did
I??? Ah yes I did..
Well
here is the deal, first dont expect it, second if your single and you make
good friends with the couples that are there you MAY get kinda fixed up with a
single female like I sorta did, once I got introduced to a single female by my
great new NC friend Toni the tigress I was no longer single you see..
Now
for the rest of the sex story read my new NC friends Toni and Waynes trip
report, I guess I should mention we did have Vinnies there, I was present when
females were approached in the hot tub in a rather forward manner and when
they were rebuffed heard comments like whats wrong dont you like me, we did
have a strange little pet guy with penis jewlry that was quite the voyeur
although I never heard him speak all week, there were single males there that
seemed like they were out of the loop per say, not quite fitting in just kinda
there with no friends, quite sad actually, single males I believe should not
run in groups because couples are not going to be as open to 2 and 3 guys that
are together, if a group of guys come single I would recommend splitting up..
I
had a great week myself, couldnt have been any happier with my trip, I was
told by my good friend Wayne ( his exact words after my Jacuzzi show with miss
blowjob, Brad you could roll around in the mud for the rest of your trip and
you could say you had a great time )..
Hedo
was a riot, had lots to drink, shared hash brownie with Wayne and Toni, had
lots of laughes with great people, danced, ate the best jerk chicken from the
nude grill, forgot about work for a week, had some sex, saw alot of sex..
As
Terminator Says,, Ill Be Back!!!
I
left on Tim Air, I told the pilot I was also a pilot and got the pilot to
pilot special low flyby of the beach,, I guess our altitude over the nude
beach was 50 feet..
What
did you think of the Beach Buzz Job Denny,, LOL
Hope
to see everyone again at Hedo, any questions send me an e-mail