Day 1 Saturday June 16th

I arrived at Montego Bay airport at 2:30 pm.  I planned on taking the bus but Kurtis, a pilot from TimAir talked me into flying with him for $60.00. It was just him & I he told me that he wasnt going to land until I took my clothes off. When I told him, no he requested that I remove my top. I did no such thing. Regardless, Kurtis did offer to come and pick me up at Hedo one night and give me a free night out. I made a mental note to run if I see Kurtis hanging around Hedo.

 

I was greeted by Amelia at the front desk. My travel agent booked me in a prude/garden room but Amelia quickly changed that to a nude room in the notorious H-Block. I was told to go have a drink while my room was being prepared.  I walked into the main dining room and immediately found Hedo veterans, Bob and Sue, who I corresponded with prior to the trip. Because I was a Hedo virgin, they took me under their wings and gave me a fabulous Hedo orientation. Bob and Sue remained to be valuable to me throughout the entire trip and they have become dear friends to me. Awesome people! While waiting for my room, we went to the nude pool and I met other people who I also corresponded with through Dennys site. As soon as I jumped in the pool, I heard my name yelled out and there was Larry and Athena, my wonderful email buddies from California.  And, oh my god, there was Bobby too, the Califorian stud machine! And look! There is Liz from Wales!  Wow, I had only been there for less than an hour and already I was meeting all these people I chatted with, through DennyPs site.   Room # 2142 was all ready for me by 6pm.  I had a king sized bed all to myself. Woo hoo!

 

Bobby, Larry, Athena, and I went to Pastafaris for dinner.  The food was average but we had a very good time there.  We decided the get right into the Hedo frame of mind and I ended up walking out of there with my skirt hiked up to my waist.  Fun times were just beginning and from there we headed over to Veronicas piano bar.  The piano man was hilarious and the whole audience participated in the silly singing games. The piano man invited me to sit on the pussy box; the seat next to him.  From there, he assisted me in standing on top of the piano where I performed an upbeat strip tease. As I did my dance on top of the piano, the piano man played and sang and the audience clapped and hooted.  I have never done a strip tease in public before but this was definitely an appropriate place to do so and I have no regrets! I ended up tossing my clothing (okay, I was only wearing 2 pieces) to members in the audience and it took a little bit time to locate them. From there, the 4 of us headed over to the disco but only stuck around for a few songs.  I personally didnt care for the disco.  I found it to be way too small.  If you are looking for a place to get out of the intense heat, the bar area of the disco is heavily air conditioned.  We hit the nude hottub and remained there until 3 a.m.

 

Day #2 Sunday

I met JR; better known as Entice from the entertainment staff.  He was all over me like a fat kid on a Smartie.  Entice continued to hit on me until the night before I left. looking  After breakfast I wandered back over to the nude beach and finally met Madelyn from New York who I had corresponded prior to the trip.  I also finally met up with Joe and Carol from Texas who I also chatted with before the trip.  What a great couple they are!  Joe assisted me in slabbing on some SPF on my backside.  I should have got him to rub a bit lower because I ended up getting a brutal sunburn on my tooshie. OUCH!  It hurt for a good couple of days.  I also met up with Mark and Julie from Virginia who became Hedo friends.  I also met up with Doug from California who became a good bud, and Michele & John from Maryland.  By this time, we had formed an excellent group of people to party and get naked with. 

 

The rain came down in buckets for a short period of time and everyone ran for cover at Delroys bar.  I took off with Julie and Mark towards their nude room and we stood outside their room where I met another group of people who were there doing some kind of photo shoot (?) for a travel agency (?). Von was the name of one guy and him and his wife were a lovely couple.  They were there with 2 other couples; one in which the lady had her pubic hair area replaced by a very colorful tattoo.  This was definitely a fun group of people.  After the rain subsided I headed back to the nude beach and met up with the others. For dinner, I ate at the grill on the nude beach and pigged out on jerk chicken and snapper.  Oh yum!  I have seen a couple of reports in which people say the fries arent that good.  These werent bad at all and the ketchup tasted normal to me.  Several hours later I dressed up in my black mini skirt and beaded see-through top and headed over to the main dining room where Bob, Sue, Madelyn, and I watched an oldies dance contest.  After that, the 4 of us took a stroll to the prude beach and talked and laughed there for quite some time.  I was getting hit on left, right, and center, and this actually continued up until I got on the flight home from Montego Bay.  What a hoot!  This is a great place to go if you are feeling a bit down in the dumps and need an ego lift.  The men there made me feel like I was the most sexy woman alive.  Of course, these guys were hitting on a lot of other women too but hell, thats irrelevant <giggle>.  After my head became so swelled up it was time to head over to the nude hottub.  Wow, tons of PDA there.  There was one woman who was being devoured by another woman and a man.  Two other couples were having an oral sex contest on the side of the hottub.   I got the munchies (no pun intended) so threw on a bikini top and a sari wrap and headed over to the main dining room for the midnight buffet.  I was joined by another couple I corresponded with through Dennys site.  They were completely nude and staff asked them a couple of times to put their clothes on. Nudity isnt permitted in the main dining area except for toga and pj night.  I was pretty tired so I was back in my room and into bed by 1:30 a.m..

 

At this point, I have lost track of what happened on what day. Details are correct but days are probably not that accurate

 

Day 3 Monday

I was in the dining room for breakfast at 8 a.m.. I sat with John and Michele. They are a cute couple who really glow together.  We were all out on the nude beach by 10:15 a.m..  I worked on my tan, swam, and ingested a lot of interesting drinks from Delroys bar.  One of my favorite things to do was to grab one of the blow up rafts and float on the water.  Thats how I got my badly sunburned arse that was so red that it became radioactive. Everyone kept smacking it and man that hurt!  There was a lot of PDA in the nude hottub area. 

 

*This may have been the night before* There was one very strange man there from England, who like me, was there by himself.  He kept gawking at people engaged in extra curricular activities and he would proceed to stand beside them, or close to them, and masturbate.  I couldnt believe how blatant he was about it.  People in the hottub were getting quite disgusted and it was really bothering me.  I walked up to him and kindly informed him that what he was doing is socially unacceptable and that if he felt he must continue to jerk off that he should take it elsewhere (I received cheers and clapping for doing this which kind of bothered me because I was trying to be discreet about it).  The strange fellow walked off to the washrooms and returned a few minutes later and it was quite obvious that he had finished the job. Ewwww.  He then jumped into the hottub and attempted to intrude into the space of some couples who were engaged in PDA.  I just want to say that this is the only person that I am aware of who was like this so this is not a common occurrence.

 

Day 4 Tuesday PJ Night

 

I went on the nude cruise and had a blast.  Kevin and Pam introduced me to Woody, a single guy.  Actually, Kevin and Pam introduced me to a lot of single guys. Hey.. they were just looking out for me! Hehehe ! Gawd luv those two.. theyre the best!  The snorkeling was fabulous. I couldnt believe how warm the water was. I went into the water caves and got stung in the neck by a jellyfish. It stung for a good hour.  The staff on the catamaran poured rum all over the sting site and that helped relieve the pain.  They had to keep pouring it on my neck because some guy kept going up and licking it off of me. Hey, this is Hedo so whatever floats your boat is fine by me!  I wanted to jump off the cliff into the water but couldnt because of the jellyfish sting I got.  Larry jumped off but the highlight was when Athena jumped off.  It took some major psyching up for her to do the jump and we were all so proud of her when she finally took the leap. Yeah Athena, you go girl!!   It was fun watching the people swing off the rope on the other side of the cliff.  There was a very large young man who everyone cheered on and he made a helluva splash when he landed.  I received a couple of massages from Steve, a staff member, and they were the BEST massages I had ever received.  By the way, Steve does charge $20 for a massage but its well worth it.  He gave me a couple more that I wasnt charged for <snicker>.  There is no food on the cruise but there is a bar. I had a nice little buzz going. I think both Liz and I were feeling pretty silly.  We were all pretty hungry by the time we docked back at Hedo so we ate lunch in the dining room.  I was beat from all the activities so I went back to my room and had a 2-hour nap.

 

I had dinner in the dining room, which is my favorite place to eat.  I ate with Bob, Sue, and Woody (the one Kevin & Pam introduced me to that day).  Later on, Bob and Sue introduced me to Dave, another single guy who was such a cutie! 

 

PJ night started at 11pm.  I wore a black, mesh, very see-through pantie/halter set.  Well, its not much of a halter because it doesnt hide a thing.  For that matter, the panties were even more revealing as they had no ass in them and barely even covered the crotch area.  To make up for the lack of clothing, I chose to wear my black vinyl thigh high boots.  I brought along a cat-o-nine tails whip to accessorize this tasty little outfit.  I saw lots of great pjs but I think they should change it to lingerie or kink night instead of PJ night.  I was asked for my name at the front door when we walked in to the disco for PJ night.  That means that you have been picked as a contestant for one of the categories for PJ night (they have the most kinkiest, bondage, etc. categories).  I informed the staff that I couldnt participate in the contest because my bum was so sunburned and that I wasnt going to remain long in my outfit because everyone kept spanking my bum not knowing how much pain I was in.  Besides, my bum looked horrid and I didnt want to go on stage and show it off.  Despite that, I came in 3^rd place.  Its pretty cool to be dressed like that, or rather undressed, and to be dancing in a disco.  Very cool!  Of course, people kept grabbing my whip and spanking me on my bright red and glowing sunburned tooshie.  Owie!  One of the single guys I met turned out to be very possessive and things got a bit messy.  I had some stern words with him and had to tell him to leave me alone.  A definite bummer but it didnt ruin my night. I hung out with Dave, the cute single guy, until 4:30 in the morning before I crawled into my king sized bed in room 2142.

 

Day 5 Wednesday

 

I was up at 8 a.m only had 3.5 hours of sleep but that seems to be the norm when you stay at Hedo II.  I went with Julie and Mark across the street to the markets.  I didnt even know that they existed (the markets Im referring to because I did know that Mark & Julie existed).  To get to this small mall of markets, you walk out of the Hedo entrance to the road, turn left and walk up the road about 2 blocks and they are on your right hand side.  The sellers are very aggressive but they are like that everywhere you go in Negril.  I bought some carvings there and I got a better deal there than the vendors on the beach at Hedo.  Julie, Mark, and I went back to the beach and had a lot of laughs.  I did my favorite thing again which was float on a raft for hours on end. 

 

Jim, a single guy joins our large group of awesome people. I cant remember all that we did that night but we did end up at Veronicas again. Of course, I always ended my nights by going to the nude hottub.  As always, lots of PDA in and out of the tub and the grotto/waterfall.

 

Day 6 Thursday Toga Night

 

Mark and Julie left today. It was sad to see them go as we had lots of laughs together. Julie is pretty hilarious! I brought down some cheap, sheer chiffon material for my toga. I tied it so that one breast was exposed.  I used a gold tie belt for around the waist and I wore gold slip on sandals.  I made a crown for my head out of fake ivy plants and white flowers.  It was quite pretty.  Some people complained that they didnt get the extra sheet(s) in their rooms for toga night. I gave my sheet to one of those people as I had no need for it.  Toga night was a blast. Kelli and Sean had by now joined our group and they were a blast.  Larry accessorized his toga with a cave man wig and a pair of the funniest fake teeth I have ever seen.  What a fun night. 

 

Day 7- Friday

 

Some of the people in our now very large group left. I was really bummed out because Larry and Athena left. I love those guys! It is always sad to see people leave. Bobby left today too.  Bobby was liked by many of the women.  What  a guy!  I took the shopping tour into Negril and purchased various carvings, some Appleton rum & banana rum cream.  I also bought a white gold and sapphire ring which was delivered to me the next day because it had to be sized.  Friday night was a lot of fun.  I participated in the beach activities which were held over on the prude side.  I needed a partner for the games and standing right beside me were two guys that looked like brothers turned out that they were brothers from San Diego.  We won a couple of the games.  I got kicked out of the sexual positions contest about half-way through because I couldnt find a male partner close to me and attempted to do a threesome. It was a no go so all 3 of us were kicked out. Ooops! One of the San Diego brothers (I wonder if they are twins) that I picked as a partner did much better than myself with the sexual positions contest and I think he lasted until the very end of that game <smile>.  This was the night that I began to wonder if something was wrong with my left foot and leg.  I noticed a couple of days prior that I had some swelling on the left side but I wrote it off to a bad sunburn.  The two brothers from San Diego joined me after the festivities and noticed my foot/leg condition as well and they seemed quite concerned but I will talk about this further down. The two brothers were on the prude side so that was the first time that I actually hit the hottub on the prude side.  They remained in their swim trunks, but I of course opted to go naked <giggle>.

 

Day 8 Saturday

 

My last full day at Hedoboo hoo!  I started off at the nude beach, as always.  Thats where I spent most of my time.  I headed down to the prude side to take some trapeze lessons.  Doug, my friend from California participated as well.  One of girls went up and did her thing but when she landed on the net, the safety harness got stuck on her belly button ring and she was in a lot pain. I think people should remove their belly button rings before attempting the trapeze. It was about that time that the rain came down in huge buckets.  Doug and I ran to the main dining room where they moved the beer chugging contest to because of the downpour.

 

Liz from Wales left that day.  She was so sad.  Doug and I sat with her in the main dining room before she caught the bus back to the airport.  I almost didnt recognize her in her clothing!  She was in tears but shell be back there in a few more months.  Liz, by the way, was a total joy to be around.  Shes fun and full of life. Ask her to tell you about the tattoo she has on her hip.  I walked Liz to the bus and it was like walking to the gas chamber room because it was so sad.  Hugs for you Liz!   The beer chugging contest was fun to watch. Staff members; JR (aka: Entice) and Delano like to participate in that game.  I could never participate in that contest because I know that I would woof my cookies after chugging a single beer.  They have a huge garbage can FULL of ice and beer.  The loser of the round has to chug a whole beer.  Ugh!

 

Bob and Sue left today as well and I felt quite a loss when they took off. They were so good to me.  Also, Joe and Carol left.. damn! I think Kevin and Pam left this day too. Madelyn from New York left. Everybody was leaving me!!!   How could they do that to me?!!!!   It was just Doug and I, but we got along very well because we are both twisted individuals. 

 

I went back to the nude side and Doug and I sat with John and Michelle from Maryland who were leaving that day as well.  I ran into my two brother buddies from San Diego who asked me about how my foot and leg were doing. Damn they were cute! I wish I got their email addresses <sigh>.

 

After dinner, Doug and I sat with the married couple from the UK.  The four of us danced together.  I tried to learn the soca dance steps but I was about as useless as boobies on a bull.  It turned out that I couldnt dance to save my life!

 

We ended up at the nude hottub which is where I ended every night at before I went to bed. This day was the first time that I actually had a free moment to myself and I walked around the beach by myself for a bit and took some pictures of the resort.  I tried to find my two San Diego doctor buddies but they were nowhere to be found. I never saw them again and unfortunately, I forgot to get their email addresses L

 

Day 9 Sunday, June 24^th

 

Although I had a blast at Hedo I felt ready to go home.  I needed a vacation from this high energy vacation LOL!  I was tired and felt the need to rest. Besides, my foot and leg seemed to be a bit better but I was still a bit bothered by it. As well, all of my newfound buddies had already left.  It was only Doug and I left and he was leaving a couple of hours after me.  Doug and I sat together until my bus arrived.  I did decide to take the bus to the airport so that I could get some scenery in and say that I took the bus at least once.  The bus trip back was kind of nice actually. I sat up in the front seat beside the driver so that I could prop my now only slightly swollen foot up on the dashboard. I did feel a bit carsick during the last 30 minutes of the trip.  The scenery was very nice and I think its a good way to see what Jamaica looks like, other than just the Negril area. The poverty was quite disturbing and I felt glad that I brought down a bunch of school supplies to Hedo with me. Hey, everyone. If you can manage to do this, its a great idea and it really does help out children in need.  School is expensive for these children in Jamaica. I purchased lined paper, colored construction paper, pens, pencils, glue, tape, erasers, blunt scissors, etc. in Canada before I left for my trip and then once I arrived at Hedo I gave them to Mark aka: Sizzler in the office who makes sure these supplies get to needy children. 

 

At the airport, I ran into a super cool couple I got to know from Hedo were just ready to hop on their plane home.   My plane left at 2:45 p.m. bound for Toronto.  From there I would have hop on another plane to Vancouver, B.C..  A total 9-10 hours of flying.

 

Overview

 

FOOD and BAR:

Pastafaris:  The food is average but its a nice change from the main dining room. Service is a bit on the slow side.

Dining Room: My favorite place to eat. I am not a picky eater so I have no complaints.

I never went to the Scotch Bonnet so I cant comment on that.

Delroys Bar is where I hung out the most because I was on the nude side. They didnt seem to want to refill my 24 oz mug and continued to make my drinks in their own plastic cups despite the fact that I took my insulated mug up there each time.

Nude Grill: Oh yum!!  That jerk chicken is excellent! 

 

ROOM:

I had nude room #2142 located in H-block.  Every night I giggled as I listened to some pretty wild sex. Pssst.. I think a couple of times it came from Bob and Carols room who were directly above me. Dont tell them I said that though J

The rooms are better than I anticipated. They are not 5 star rooms but they are very clean. Regardless, I dont think that I would take a bath there.  The water never seemed to drain properly so when I took a shower I would be standing in water that went above my ankles. Regardless, I quite liked my king sized bed  The mirrors above the beds are really cool!  You should have seen the mirror above Bob & Sues bed. It had a circular area in which the mirror was distorted. You could make your head (yep, both heads if you want!) look really freaky.

 

STAFF:

Excellent!  I loved Dria. What a sexy woman she is.  She was very friendly with me and took the time on a couple of occasions to sit and talk with me while I relaxed on the nude beach.  I did find that many of the male staff came on to me pretty hard and they didnt give up.  At first I was flattered but then it got a bit tiring and annoying.  They are all extremely chatty and a couple of times I felt a bit impatient because I couldnt walk from point A to point B without a security guard or other staff member stopping me and asking me if I was there alone.  Pretty horny staff LOL!  Delano in management is a pretty cool guy. So is Patrick from entertainment. 

 

BEACH:

I walked along the strip towards Sandals, Breezes, and Hedo had the worse beach. Didnt matter though because the beach is still nice at Hedo. Besides, the Hedo beach is way more fun.  I looked at all those people at the other resorts and they looked so bored with life. You wont see that at Hedo.

 

MEDICAL:

Okay, this is my only really bad experience at Hedo.

A couple of days into my Hedo trip, I noticed that my left foot was slightly swollen. The swelling then began to spread ever so slightly up the back of my left calf. I wrote it off to a sunburn. It didn't hurt, but it was uncomfortable because the swelling made my skin feel very tight and sometimes my toes would go a bit numb. I met two super nice single guys (brothers) while on the prude beach a couple of nights before I left Hedo. They both noticed my foot and asked me about it. I told them that I had no idea what was wrong with it but they both didn't seem to think it was from a sunburn. They played with my foot and leg a bit (giggle) and they then took me aside, away from other listeners, to tell me that they were both doctors from the San Diego area. They were both concerned about my foot/leg problem and because they had no diagnostic tools/equipment available, could only suspect that I had D.V.T. (deep vein thrombosis). Essentially, DVT is when blood clots are formed, usually from a long flight and is a *very serious condition* which can easily cause a pulmonary embolism if the clot moves into the heart/lung area. A pulmonary embolism will kill you!!! These two wonderful guys were informed by myself that my grandmother died at a young age of a pulmonary embolism due to blood clots. So now, there is also a family history to add to the suspicion. My two newfound friends dragged me to the nurses station right at the Hedo resort. The nurse was fully explained about my symptoms and the family history plus the fact that I had a 10-hour flight to Jamaica from B.C., Canada. My two friends finally had to tell the nurse that they were physicians and that they believed I had D.V.T..The nurse believed that I wasn't drinking enough water and that I was on my feet too much and should relax. My friends suggested that I at least be given aspirin as that is a blood thinner. So, I took the two aspirins and away we went much to the dismay of these two wonderful guys who were sincerely concerned for my health.

The next day (day before I returned home), my foot and leg seemed to improve so I wasn't alarmed. On Sunday, June 24th, I hopped on the plane from Montego Bay to Jamaica. That's when all hell broke out. During the flight, my left foot and left calf became so swollen that I couldn't remove my sandal. My right foot had begun to swell as well. During the almost 5 hour flight, my condition progressed from bad to worse and help had to be called ahead. There was an ambulance waiting for me right where you disembark from the plane. As well, customs was called and two customs officers were waiting for me so that I could be cleared immediately in order for me to be transported to a hospital (dying or not, you can't avoid customs). I was rushed to a Toronto hospital. I was transported to yet another hospital who had an emergency doctor who specialized in these kind of things. I was hooked up to an IV and was given blood thinners, etc.. An ultrasound was done (which these two doctors I met at Hedo said I needed and who also asked the Hedo nurse about where I could get one done in Jamaica). The ultra sound confirmed that I had D.V.T. The blood work confirmed that I had NUMEROUS blood clots. I was told that I was lucky to be alive and the hospital emergency staff was appalled that my condition was written off by the Hedo nurse as something so minor as being on my feet too much. I dont know if thats a fair statement as the RNs in Jamaica probably dont receive the same standards of training at RNs in US & Canada. I had to stay in a Toronto hospital for 2 full days. I had to be pumped up with mega doses of blood thinners in order for me to be deemed medically fit to travel as the airlines (Air Canada) would NOT allow me back on the plane until I had all the proper forms filled out by a physician.

I am now home in Vancouver, B.C. and in the process of going through a variety of testing to see why these blood clots formed.  Im sure there is a reasonable explanation.  People, this is a very very serious condition and I am only 34 years old! I am healthy, active and very slim. I have perfect health. This can happen to anybody. I am so lucky to be alive.

Well, thats it folks. My Hedo adventure was a great one. Its a wonderful place to a single person, like myself, to go to.  I was accepted by all groups of people: swingers, singles, couples, and staff.  I was never lonely.  Everyone was friendly to me and I was always receiving invites to join people.  I have read a couple of reports from single people that they werent accepted but that was not the situation with me at all.  The best thing that happened to me was that I stumbled upon DennyPs site prior to my trip.  I used the visitor schedule link which allowed me to correspond with many Hedo visitors before I even arrived.  Many thanks to Denny for this wonderful site.

Angela