During the week of February 20, 2000, a group of vets (we
have dubbed ourselves the Hedo J-Birds) conducted a survey, strictly amateur
of course, about certain vitals of both sexes.
We chose an equal number of questions and measurements for both sexes,
because the male and female appendages must be treated as equally as possible
to avoid sexual discrimination charges. To
provide a modicum of consistency only the J-Birds measured and interviewed
volunteers. J-Bird men
interviewed and measured twenty-two women and the lady Jays interviewed and
measured twenty men. Those
interviewed were asked not to think of their significant other when answering
questions, but be voyeurs sizing up a naked stranger of the opposite sex
strolling the beach.
Those that read the various Hedo message boards may have
noticed several strings over the years on how to barber the pubic hairs.
Many opinions have been expressed, but there was never a consensus
formed before the debate got old and died.
For years many women have been getting bikini waxes before going on a
beach vacation, but should they wax when wearing nothing at all.
To answer this hairy question, both men and women were asked whether
they preferred the opposite sex to have bushy, shaved, or trimmed pubes.
The charts below seem to show that men are from mons venus while women
are from stubblefield.
In retrospect, the J-Birds believe some of the data
collected may be screwed, errr perhaps we mean, skewed.
Our male volunteers unfortunately were not given any particular
instructions. As the survey
progressed, it was noticeable that when the lady Jays applied their calipers,
some of those love handles plumped up a bit and others shriveled.
Some semi-woodies were re-measured later.
Possibly the shrinkers could have been handled differently or
re-measured as well, but there was concern any further shrinkage might have
ruined a Hedo vacation. Women volunteers were told not to slouch when showing their
assets. They were encouraged to
use whatever means they wished to perk up their nipples, and then flex their
pects or inhale to increase their bust measurement (like veteran Hedo women in
a best tits contest).
It is absolutely true that all sizes, shapes, colors,
ages, etc. of people are loved at Hedo. Indeed,
during the preference interviews we learned that someone out there loves your
size or shape as every single factor was chosen by someone.
Yes guys, some of the ladies like to see what they can do with a short
dick man, notwithstanding the song we hear at Hedo.
And gals, the guys just love tits, large or small.
However, size does count for something.
When we asked our volunteer yoyeurs to consider all factors being
studied, both men and women rated size as more important than other factors
when checking out the opposite sex on the nude beach.
While a good cross-section of Hedo guests, sporting from
itty-bitty-titties to long-dongs, were measured in the survey, it is likely
some of the less well endowed guests, particularly newbies, may have avoided
it. If this is true, the numbers
may be inflated a bit. Of course,
everything from rafts to egos get inflated at Hedo.
Certain things may get inflated more often during a week at Hedo than
all year at home. It seemed that
among the veterans, the less well endowed had just as much fun participating.
That is what happens to inhibitions or confidence problems after a few
trips and we learn what it is like to be accepted and respected by the great
majority of fellow Hedonists.
We prepared a chart summarizing preferences and
measurements and sent it to Chris Santilli for her next book. When you get the book, you can get out your calipers, tape,
or ruler, strip down, and see how you measure up to the men and women who were
at Hedo during presidents week 2000. To
share a little data now, the flaccid dicks (woodies were disqualified, but
remeasured later as the lady jays enjoyed their work) ranged from 2.76 to 4.72
inches in length and nipple size (length plus diameter) ranged 0.43 to 1.06
inches. Oh yes, the ladies that
were interviewed prefer a mans pubs to be neatly trimmed whereas the men were
divided between shaved and neatly trimmed.
The J-Birds thank all HEDOnists that participated in this survey. Hopefully the volunteers had as much fun as the Jays.