Mike - 10/00

well, here is my updated trip report, i have to do this because i have sooo many things to write about.. again i booked single nude, and ended up share prude..i guess after 7 days walking to my room naked, and after numerous complaints the resort moved me.. another trip equals more jokes.. and boy did we have some good ones.. i like the fake plastic gold coins we brought, when me , Keith, and rasta Bill went snorkling we would drop these coins around the snorkel site.. It was so funny watching the Vinnys try to retrieve these gold coins in 15 feet of water with lifejackets on!!!! it was also funny watching the local Jamaicans at ricks diving for these things!!! also had another incident that got me really annoyed... Rasta Bill got security for a man who was hiding in the bushes on the point using a videocamera without anyones permission... Security walked him to Delroys, i followed him to the pool, just as i was telling my friend what he was doing he takes the camcorder out of the towel and starts filming the pool, we chased him down and i retrieved the tape from him... Security tells me "Good job man" i said that they should have taken the tape instead of me.then there was silence. o yea, we didnt put the sunfish sailboat in the dining room!!! it was funny watching the new people come in, half of them thought they were giving sailing lessons in the dining room, the other half thought they were raffeling the boat off!!!! Then one morning i walk to the nude beach and see a car there!!!! I said SHIT!!!! im gonna get blamed for this also!!!! i had an alibi that night, and she can vouge for me, but of course i also got blamed for that one too, i know who did it but im not giving them up.. Waterballon slingshot went over well, but my aim was not as good this trip as it was in may, if i couldnt hit the boats who love to leer at us nudists i would run to the point and wave to them, they would wave back, then i would give them the finger!!!! if these people are sooo curious come to hedo!!!!!! again.. met soooo many great people this trip like always, especially..Kenny&Ginger kirstin, who did a great job on the trapeze!!!!! Kira, tracey, alisa, my great friends Larry&carol, Larry is scary because he is an older version of me!!!! we played jokes on eachother all week... a great roomate..JIM, i hear he worked for the postal service. also the bitches of hedo. they know call us the bastards of hedo.. Bill the scuba guy (i dont use last names).. and going to the local Jamaican schools to give the children supplies...if you have any questions about what to do e-mailme but DO NOT ship packages to Jamaica.. it took 3 weeks for a fed-ex international priority package to get there!!! Hopefully this trip report is updated enough...next trip..late may/early June.. Already thinking of pranks for next Halloween!!!! watch out Vinnys, and ill keep Donat on his toes(worker at nude pool).. sweet Hedo dreams for everyone...

Mike