July 28th to August 4th, 2000
I know this is very late, but I just hate to write and couldnt find anyway to pass it off to my secretary without divulging too much information.
It all started with my wife agreeing to let me plan our first vacation in 13 years. She said something about Cancun, but all I heard was Hedonism. I didnt know where it was, but I had seen it on MTV a long time ago and I wanted to go. I went to the Internet to find out where Hedo was and when I plugged Hedonism into the search engine I was not prepared for the web-sites that appeared.
I made reservations and told my wife where we were going. Needless to say she didnt share the same enthusiasm that I did. In fact I was beginning to think that we would be spending the entire 7 days on the prude side. After reading the book TNTAH2 and reading all the trip reports and scanning web-sites my wife decided that she would fit right in with all the people, but was worried about the nude thing.
Here is where things get fuzzy; believe it or not we drank a whole lot while we were there, so I may not remember everything. We left KC early morning and arrived in Atlanta around noon. Our AJ flight didnt leave until 3pm. When we located where our gate was we noticed that the 9am AJ flight had not left yet. We soon found out that the pilot had been taken to jail for being drunk or high. Now we knew this was going to be a good trip.
We left about a half-hour late and had quite a few Redstripes on the plane, so many that the stewardesses just showed us where they kept them and let us get our own. We located the Superclubs desk and they rented us a bus that we were the only ones on. The bus trip was nice, but way too long. We wont be taking it again.
We got checked in ate and off to the nude hot tub/pool we were drunk enough by now that we immediately dropped our clothes and got in, and immediately got kicked out because it was closed for cleaning (I dont know how we could have missed that sign that said closed for cleaning).
The next day we met Sombrero Jay and Audrey and our lives would never be the same. We were setting in the hot tub with a dozen new naked friends with a huge thunderstorm going on. We came to the conclusion that our mothers would not approve of us being in the water while lightning was flashing around us, not to mention the dozen other naked people around us that we had just met.
The next day we saw the biggest sex-fest ever. The swingers came out and so did the dildos blow up dolls and rampant sex everywhere. Even the veterans said that they had never seen it like that. It sure was fun to watch, but being our second day I think my wife was a little scared.
The rest of the week was great, Shan & I went scuba diving, and we saw a shark and a wrecked airplane. We went on the nude cruise and on the way back a guy collapsed and died right there on the boat (too much smoke & drink), but along came Sharon (an RN) and gave him CPR and the next thing you know he was back with us. In fact later that afternoon he and his wife were at Delroys having a dirty banana.
We just had the time of our life. We played nude volleyball everyday. Made many friends and drank, & drank & drank. Oh and had lots of great sex. We did buttchugs (consult TNTAH2 book for definition) and they are a lot of fun. The PJ party was great! The only bad thing about it was the disco is too small. After the PJ party was the only time we were able to stay up past midnight, so Shan, I, Paula & Jody headed for the hot tub. We were very surprised to find that it was full but Shannon & Paula were the only women there. We stayed for a little while but got tired of fending off the hungry wolves. I did find out that night that they dont like you to jump behind the bar and pour you own beer.
The only thing we really remember about the Toga Party is that we were there because we have pictures to prove it. Otherwise Im sure we had fun.
In conclusion, were sorry we havent been more elaborate on everything that we did there, its just that we did so much and we dont remember all the details (those brain cells are dead).
We do know that we had an absolute blast and we will be back. We also know that we met some of the greatest friends in the world. Dean & Kathy, Jody & Paula, Cindy & Todd (AKA Brad Pitt), Bill & Yvonne, Martin & Vera, Redrandy & Alison, Glenn & Sharon (the lifesaver), Mike & Carolyn, and especially Sombrero Jay and Audrey. You all were the greatest and we hope to see you all again.