June 5 to June 17, 2000
Being we live about 350 miles from the nearest major airport our trip
started the morning before our arrival at Hedo II. We decided a rental
car was in order, as it would be more economical that parking long term,
plus being we live in California, the capitol of car thefts we thought
it would be prudent to make sure we actually still had a vehicle when
we returned! So we started our journey early and we arrived in Holly
wood 7 hours prior to our departure. HHHMMM what to do? Shop for slut
ware!!!! Hollywood has anything and every thing that is on the cutting
edge of TACKY!! Bought loads of stuff. Went to the airport where we
returned the car and got on a bus which took us to our terminal. How
Easy!! Plane was delayed 2 hours...no problem mon. We sat and talked to
a group of people and when asked which resort we were staying at we said
"Hedo". At this point the woman we were talking to stood up and said
in
a voice loud enough to be heard two states over "These people are going
to the NEKKID PLACE!!!! Well, that started the trip!!
At this point I would like to thank Denny and everyone else who has
contributed to this web site as we were Hedo virgins. But due to all
the info we got, we had our 32 oz mugs and our 18 hole rafts safely
tucked away in our luggage!!
We left California at midnight and arrived non-stop at Mo Bay about 7:30
the next morning. UH UH UH can't wait. Took the bus as we wanted to
see a little of the countryside. Arrived at the resort checked in...the
room won't be ready for an hour...no problem. Went and changed into
swim suits and ate breakfast. Ran for the beach!!! Uh- Oh, I've never
been totally naked in public before....HHHmmm Everyone is LOOKING at
me. (OK so they weren't, but I felt like it) Maybe I better take off my
clothes and blend in. Now I'm nekkid and it doesn't seem anyone is
paying attention. I LOVE THIS PLACE! The Scavenger hunt is
starting....look I found a bottle of over proof rum!!! My husband found
a bottle of Appleton's rum. This is FANTASTIC two bottles of booze in
the first 10 minutes on the beach. OH NO, we just realized we haven't
filled those 32 oz mugs yet. Two purple rains please!!! Now Naked
twister was starting. You mean I can play and they give you Hedo bucks,
too? I LOVE THIS PLACE!!! At this point we decided to "whore for
Hedo Bucks" so we really got involved in all the activities. Time to
cool off, the cool jacuzzi fits the bill. We started talking to the
other people in the tub and found a couple who we had been emailing!!!
Cool. About this time my husband Jerry spotted another couple just
getting out of the tub and she had a tattoo in a place her husband had
told Jerry about so I swam over and asked if her name was Tammy. At
this point she had a look of sheer terror on her face. Uh Oh, I better
explain who I am and how I recognized her. She started to regain some
of her color. She explained that her husband had not told her about
talking to anybody and she just knew that I was someone who knew her
from home. Suffice it to say that she really didn't want anybody to
know she was there due to her employment. We all became great friends
and spent the next week together. It was sad when they had to leave.
Later we were floating around watching the fish when Jesse and Debbie
came up to say "Hi". We had several email communications with them
before we arrived. We arrived on Thursday so lets TOGA. We donned our
togas and ventured out and about. UUHHH baby is my toga still covering
at least my butt crack?? My WHAT...IS HANGING OUT???? We got runner up
in Best Couple. As I got down from the stage I kept mumbling "SKIN TO
WIN...SKIN TO WIN" Oh well, live and learn. Afterwards, headed for hot
tub...kinda quiet considering that on my first day at Hedo I had seen a
guy getting a blow job sitting on the side of the cool tub and sex in
the hot tub IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. TOTO WE ARE DEFINITELY NOT IN KANSAS
ANYMORE!!!
DAY 2: Breakfast Ackee and Mackerel...no thank you I'll have an omelet.
( I would like to say this, I expected the food to be well, shall we say
not so good? Whereas I thought everything was wonderful. Loads of
fruit (which is my favorite) I was pleasantly surprised. We ate at
Pastafaris several times and each night was delicious.) O.K. lets go
stake out our territory before the beach gets crowded. What do you mean
its 10 am and we still haven't had our first dirty banana!!! Lets hit
the bar!!! Our days became a blur of eating, drinking, making friends
and whoring for Hedo Bucks. One of the few down sides to our vacation
was that most activities on the nude side didn't start till 3pm...just
about the time it started to pour!!!! We were there for 10 days and
body painting was canceled all 3 times it was scheduled...bummer. I did
ask Marc one day if the staff at Hedo didn't schedule as much on the
nude side due to the fact it seemed that we all amused ourselves quite
easily. He laughed and said it was true, we seemed to make our own
fun. OH MY!!!! Is that three women doing what I think they're
doing???? I just heard my husband say "I LOVE THIS PLACE" This was
the Friday before the The Ultimate Men of Hedonism contest so there were
a great many attractive men there. (Sorry gals most of them had their
girlfriends or wives with them) I noticed that most of the men got
naked but most of the women wore thongs. I do have one tinsy complaint
about this...if people are going to be on the nude side loose the
thongs!
There was one couple there who hung out in the nude pool the entire time
we were there who never got nekkid. (He wore a little tiny leather thong
and she a regular thong) After about a week a security guard told them
this was the nude side and they would have to disrobe...they got
INDIGNANT and stomped off.
DAY 3: We went on the cat cruise with our new friends Scott and
Tammy. FUN FUN FUN!!! We drank and snorkeled, drank some more and
Scott cliff jumped at the Pickled Parrot to our shouts of HOLD YOUR
NUTS!!!!!! On the way back in Tammy and I decided that a Vinnie that
was hangin out near the back of the boat needed to loose his knit vest
and big 'ol baggy shorts. So we danced up to him and tried to get them
off. Well we succeeded in getting the vest off but not the shorts.
Another woman started to rub suntan lotion over all that newly exposed
skin so I started to help. I happened to look down and she HAD HER
HAND IN HIS PANTS!!!!!! Exit stage left.....We did the limbo and drank
some more. We returned to land and went in pursuit of hedo bucks.
Naked Volleyball anyone? WE LOVE THIS PLACE!!!! Friday night, just
another night in the hot tub.
Day 4: Our 16th anniversary! Hung out at the beach, then the pool, and
whored for more Hedo bucks. This was the night for the Ultimate Men of
Hedonism competition. OOPS... I forgot. We were late plus I had made
reservations at Pastafaris right in the middle of the
show...bummmer...I went over and asked if we could make the reservations
a little later... No problem mon. What a great way to spend an
anniversary!!!
Day 5 and 6: These days are a blur we had so much fun and met so many
new friends. On day 6 our friends Scott and Tammy left we were in the
pool when their plane made a buzz of the beach and waggled its wings at
us...BYE....But its hard to be sad for too long at Hedo... besides its
PJ night!!!! HMMM do I wear the chains or the tassels? I wore two
strategically placed tassels that I can twirl clockwise,
counterclockwise, and one one way and the other in the opposite
direction. They took my name at the door...later after a couple of
drinks I went back and twirled my tassels for them. I came in second in
the most revealing category....YIPPEE $30,000 Hedo Bucks!!!! I did have
a problem with one of the resort employees...Jerry and I along with some
friends were standing/dancing on the wooden benches and I was approached
by a guy who asked me to dance with him and I politely declined. At
which point he became rather insistent and continued to bother me. In
order to avoid a confrontation my husband and I left the disco. We went
to our room and decided to go to the hot tub. We were there for a few
minutes when we noticed this employee go into the grotto with a woman.
In the mean time we had a VERRRY wasted Vinnie jump into the hot tub.
We weren't paying much attention until a guy by us jumped off the side
of the tub and rushed to grab vinnie who was floating face down in the
water. He grabbed him and pulled his face out and got him spitting
water. YUCH! Vinnie decided he was fine and was going to stay in the
tub. He had WAY TOO MUCH BOOZE AND GANJA. Everyone kinda kept an eye
on him and a few minutes later he again went face down and was blowing
bubbles in the water. At this point Jerry and several other guys
physically removed him from the tub. But he was arguing he was OK. I
asked the security guard to get him to stay out of the water as we were
afraid he would drown himself. If he would have succeeded drowning
himself can you imagine how long they woulda closed the hot tub for????
By this time the employee was back and sitting across the tub staring at
me. CREEPY We decided to leave. As we started for the stairs the guy
came up to us and grabbed my hand and introduced himself as Marcus. He
acted like he expected to go back to our room with us. We made it clear
we wanted no part of anything like that and left. That was only down
side of our vacation. It would have been very scary if I would have
been a single female.
Day 7 : More Dirty bananas, Hummingbirds and Sex on the Beach (The
DRINK).
We miss Scott and Tammy but decide if someone had to leave better them
than us :-)
Day 8: The days have turned into a blur of too much food, booze, and
fun. Then we realize WE ARE ONE DAY AWAY FROM OUR EVICTION NOTICE.
More booze please! Toga night again!!! This time my husband won the
best toga from home competition. Another Bottle of Booze!!!! I was
runner up...Always a brides maid...
Day 8: Eviction notice came...bummer
Day 9: We don't have to leave until 2pm, or 3pm if we take TimAir.
Hmmmm...we only save an hour lets save the airfare and put it towards
our next trip!!! WE had almost $400,000 in Hedo bucks...what to buy?
They only had booze. Oh well maybe we can talk customs into letting us
keep a few of the bottles! If not we will give it to other less
fortunate people :-) WE left Hedo with 10 bottles of booze. BIG
SMILES...Customs didn't even notice and I declared all of it. BIG
BUMMER...only bottle of over proof rum we had didn't survive the trip.
WE could smell it all the way across the airport terminal...and every
step that we took toward the luggage carousel we prayed don't let it be
ours. Then when reality sunk in... we prayed let it be only one
bottle. Our prayers were answered!!!
I also want to say it was fun meeting Mike and Michelle, who we are in
touch with quite a bit, and Glenda, and Steve and Lesa! It is amazing
that we have heard from and responded to each of these people. We are
all planning on going back to Hedo next June. And we are bring Jerry's
brother and his wife!!! We met other people there who we would like to
hear from. A couple: You asked if I would take a photo with you and your
wife. You have a brother thats a doctor) I don't want to mention your
names as you have not posted them but if you see this report we lost
your address. And Jack from Oregon same thing...Oh and did you pass on
our mugs to some thirsty sole when you left?
So if there is anyone reading this who hasn't decided yet which resort
to go to...If your looking for fun, good people, and great memories GO
HEDO. We have already booked our next trip in December 2000. This time
we are going with Denny's WWW group.